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Mia Longfellow
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🏳️‍⚧ Solum nos defendemus 🏳️‍⚧

I am an amorphous ideal and the most comfortable chaos. Your bad idea gone good. Where diplomacy or democracy fails, war. Swim against the current.

Veteran, lbgT, have arsenal, will travel.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Roblox is in the Epstein files.
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I can’t explain why but reading the news feels like this at the moment
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Readers in Arizona, Michigan, & Georgia!

Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare.

If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call!

Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Congratulations Mamdani! Do us proud in NYC. AND TO ANDREW CUOMO, WELCOME TO THE SHIT HEAP OF HISTORY. 4EVA.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Cuomo's AI videographer has been exposed as Taserface, who now publicly endorses Cuomo for mayor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I think it's very festive of Trump to dress as someone on the Epstein list all year round. Way to channel that Halloween spirit, champ.
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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@driftglass.bsky.social Reprogrammable Meat Bags!
Bendier than Gumby.
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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🤷🏻‍♀️
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Unless Amelia Earhart is in the Epstein files, who gives a shit. Her plane crashed and she was devoured by coconut crabs. Next case.
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Didn't this piece of shit once brag about how great it was that he didn't need a teleprompter?
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Charlie Kirk was one of the biggest advocates for protecting access to gender affirming care for trans adolescents
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Radical Republican political extremism killed Robert Redford. Fuck it, if they can pull it out of their asses so can we.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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September 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
18 seconds in, there's some kind of glitch, like clipping going on with Trump. Maybe AI generated.
So, Trump has posted this statement on his X page, and there is clearly some kind of AI going on in this video.
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
September 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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So, Trump has posted this statement on his X page, and there is clearly some kind of AI going on in this video.
I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Charlie Kirk is dead. His last word ever spoken was "violence."
September 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Let's be clear: I don't want Trump dead. I just want him to die. Hit by a bus, a bad sandwich, he shits himself to death, at 79 he tries gymnastics for the first time near a woodchipper... any of those would be fine. No political violence.
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anybody asking for meaningful resistance from democrats lately need look no further than texas state dems breaking quorum by fleeing the state to prevent redistricting. Fuck anybody saying that "both sides are the same" horse shit.
August 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who would have thought the mega morality crusader superintendent from Oklahoma was a porn addict, so much so he couldn't be bothered to turn off his a TV during a meeting. These people are such colossal fucking jokes. 🤣
July 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If Hulk Hogan dying brought Air Bud back, it still wasn't enough to redeem him for being a racist piece of garbage. Better luck next round, asshole. Rot in piss.
July 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How to speedrun becoming sunflower chow.
He’s going to die, but in a heterosexual way
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
July 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
As his next distraction from being a serial pedophile and Russian saboteur, Trump will nuke a hurricane this year. I'd bet on it.
July 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM