Theodore
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I'm the only intented audience for my humour, Everyone else just happens to be there (Sonic, SF9, Motercycles, SAW, OXventure) Polygot: 🇬🇧🇰🇷🇮🇹🇲🇫🤙🏳️🌈
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Last time i saw this was about boxing but transphobes never want trans women to fight against cis women but are happy to let trans men fight against cis men but as they see trans men as women they see it as "we want them (cis men) to beat the women (trans men)"
Cishet men really just wanna harm
Cishet men really just wanna harm
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Last time i saw this was about boxing but transphobes never want trans women to fight against cis women but are happy to let trans men fight against cis men but as they see trans men as women they see it as "we want them (cis men) to beat the women (trans men)"
Cishet men really just wanna harm
Cishet men really just wanna harm
I look up a playlist and its like "here is 00's pop punk" or "here is a song from the 90's" i just need a top charts list for women in rock/metal
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I look up a playlist and its like "here is 00's pop punk" or "here is a song from the 90's" i just need a top charts list for women in rock/metal
I love higher pitched voices in rock but a lot of women in rock do pop punk and the ones i know of dont have any new music (apart from poppy)
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I love higher pitched voices in rock but a lot of women in rock do pop punk and the ones i know of dont have any new music (apart from poppy)
I have a lot of similar songs in common with a coworker and im shuffling the volume spotify playlist and this came on and i recognised it instantly as its his favourite song as its always playing when he has control of the music
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I have a lot of similar songs in common with a coworker and im shuffling the volume spotify playlist and this came on and i recognised it instantly as its his favourite song as its always playing when he has control of the music
Might redownload instagram so they stop emailing me with "person you dont remember following posted on their story" cool? Why have you emailed me this 3 times in one day
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Might redownload instagram so they stop emailing me with "person you dont remember following posted on their story" cool? Why have you emailed me this 3 times in one day
Gonna be really funny and screenshot this and send it into my workchat 10 minutes after the next mini argument ends (im gonna get fired)
Then this conversation is over.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Gonna be really funny and screenshot this and send it into my workchat 10 minutes after the next mini argument ends (im gonna get fired)
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Once im able to get off the toilet im going t'gym. According to the weather app its -1
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Once im able to get off the toilet im going t'gym. According to the weather app its -1
I need me a suction based sex toy that was the size of my baugette (3x bigger than my big plate)
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I need me a suction based sex toy that was the size of my baugette (3x bigger than my big plate)
Duolingo sent me a notification telling me that they're doing the end of year review in 2 weeks so i did 1½ "lessons"
Duo has somehow gotten worse and the batteries seemed promising but i lose a battery even when i get it right? I'm punished regardless
Duo has somehow gotten worse and the batteries seemed promising but i lose a battery even when i get it right? I'm punished regardless
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Duolingo sent me a notification telling me that they're doing the end of year review in 2 weeks so i did 1½ "lessons"
Duo has somehow gotten worse and the batteries seemed promising but i lose a battery even when i get it right? I'm punished regardless
Duo has somehow gotten worse and the batteries seemed promising but i lose a battery even when i get it right? I'm punished regardless
Went to a different store and found a massive seeded baugette so brought that and ate half of it.
I'll bread and butter the rest as bakery goods 🥰
I'll bread and butter the rest as bakery goods 🥰
I went to the shop before hand so my gloves (which sit on the pizza oven at work) dont get cold before i get home so now they're gonna get cold, im gonna get some gf rolls for my black bean sub (before checking if they restocked baugette i doubt so though-)
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Went to a different store and found a massive seeded baugette so brought that and ate half of it.
I'll bread and butter the rest as bakery goods 🥰
I'll bread and butter the rest as bakery goods 🥰
I shouted "i need a poo, fuck you" (didnt rhyme on purpose) and turned my xbox off (yes im shitting while i type this)
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I shouted "i need a poo, fuck you" (didnt rhyme on purpose) and turned my xbox off (yes im shitting while i type this)
Logging into discord is already hard (sign in, prove your not a robot, check your emails, sign in and repeat all the above if you dont remember you password and need a few tries) but trying to do it on console is a different level of hard
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Logging into discord is already hard (sign in, prove your not a robot, check your emails, sign in and repeat all the above if you dont remember you password and need a few tries) but trying to do it on console is a different level of hard
I wish we could opt out of updates without softlocking ourself out our consoles.
No Microsoft i dont want to do this update now, i want to watch netflix while i eat and based on the time it takes id have finished eating meaning turning my xbox on was pointless
No Microsoft i dont want to do this update now, i want to watch netflix while i eat and based on the time it takes id have finished eating meaning turning my xbox on was pointless
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I wish we could opt out of updates without softlocking ourself out our consoles.
No Microsoft i dont want to do this update now, i want to watch netflix while i eat and based on the time it takes id have finished eating meaning turning my xbox on was pointless
No Microsoft i dont want to do this update now, i want to watch netflix while i eat and based on the time it takes id have finished eating meaning turning my xbox on was pointless
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Might buy a water bottle for hot liquid and keep it in my cup holder on my bag so i can grab it after parking to warm myself up.
Someone brought me a cheap metal one that was always cold on the outside despite having hot water in and it broke really easy (dropped it once)
Someone brought me a cheap metal one that was always cold on the outside despite having hot water in and it broke really easy (dropped it once)
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Might buy a water bottle for hot liquid and keep it in my cup holder on my bag so i can grab it after parking to warm myself up.
Someone brought me a cheap metal one that was always cold on the outside despite having hot water in and it broke really easy (dropped it once)
Someone brought me a cheap metal one that was always cold on the outside despite having hot water in and it broke really easy (dropped it once)
I went to the shop before hand so my gloves (which sit on the pizza oven at work) dont get cold before i get home so now they're gonna get cold, im gonna get some gf rolls for my black bean sub (before checking if they restocked baugette i doubt so though-)
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I went to the shop before hand so my gloves (which sit on the pizza oven at work) dont get cold before i get home so now they're gonna get cold, im gonna get some gf rolls for my black bean sub (before checking if they restocked baugette i doubt so though-)
I think i may finish in the next hour (before 10. We've been dead recently so ive not been doing a full shift)
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think i may finish in the next hour (before 10. We've been dead recently so ive not been doing a full shift)
Im also not that hungry now but am having a curry tomorrow so will end up with 2 leftovers if i dont
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Im also not that hungry now but am having a curry tomorrow so will end up with 2 leftovers if i dont
Debating eating curry now (leftovers i always end up leaving at work) and then going gym after work but the gym is always crammed at 10 and want to wait but its gonna be -2 again
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Debating eating curry now (leftovers i always end up leaving at work) and then going gym after work but the gym is always crammed at 10 and want to wait but its gonna be -2 again
I didnt have my pre-breakfast shit so now really need to poo but im at work and refuse to shit in these toilet as then ill have to wipe my ass with tissue
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I didnt have my pre-breakfast shit so now really need to poo but im at work and refuse to shit in these toilet as then ill have to wipe my ass with tissue
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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