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Michael Evans
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Dad. Director of First-year Chemistry at GT. Organic chemistry "expert"; armchair biochemist and photochemist. “Sassiness, youthful energy, and earbuds.”
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Another patzer's Daniel Naroditsky story. 😔 Rest in peace, Daniel. You will be sorely missed by millions of chess fans. Wishing I'd made it to Charlotte to meet you.

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The Day the Chess Died
When I was a kid, I remember having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea that there were great musicians who died young. Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin come to mind, since they should’…
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Another historic meltdown from the Atlanta Falcons.

Any other owner would’ve had a heart attack and died watching them; presumably Arthur Blank is literally a cyborg. 🤷‍♂️
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Cool metaphor in the comments of hydronium as a hot potato: fine in a crowd, but get it by itself and it becomes highly unstable.

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From the chemistry community on Reddit: Why can’t you isolate hydronium chloride as a salt?
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November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Whoa. This is a copy of the workbook I used in freshman English (high school) in 2000—exact same edition, just sitting on a table at the library. Memories.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Followed by Penix with a “you had one job” moment unaware that he’s the first person to touch the ball after a snap.

Guys, please get blown out next time and save us all the trouble.
FALCONS FALCONING 🚨🚨🚨 Epic touchdown to get to 23 - 24 is immediately followed by missing the PAT 💀 4 mins to go in the fourth.

Just pain. So much pain.
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FALCONS FALCONING 🚨🚨🚨 Epic touchdown to get to 23 - 24 is immediately followed by missing the PAT 💀 4 mins to go in the fourth.

Just pain. So much pain.
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Blow Sop
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Sugar Rabies
Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Gummy Beard
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Starch gummies are the best. Full stop.
Leading up to Halloween we ask, Why do some gummy brands rock, and why do others feel like you're chewing plastic?
🎃🍬👻 Read my little explainer for @cenmag.bsky.social: cen.acs.org/food/food-in...
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
October 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why am I working on Sunday? It's called "rage-working." I'm distracting myself from the embarrassment that is my city's football team.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Atlanta Falcons.

That’s it. That’s the joke.
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Another patzer's Daniel Naroditsky story. 😔 Rest in peace, Daniel. You will be sorely missed by millions of chess fans. Wishing I'd made it to Charlotte to meet you.

moleculeworld.wordpress.com/2025/10/23/t...
The Day the Chess Died
When I was a kid, I remember having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea that there were great musicians who died young. Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin come to mind, since they should’…
moleculeworld.wordpress.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ian McDiarmid was younger than I am now when Return of the Jedi came out. 👴

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Emperor Palpatine
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October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've been grading lab reports, and my dumb ass thought students were learning matplotlib to make graphs. 🤦 Nope, ChatGPT knows matplotlib and students are just feeding it their data.

It's lazy but I can live with it. Never attribute "students being awesome" to what can be explained by laziness. 😅
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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good morning from no kings decatur
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Duke fumbles on the GT 3 yard line; Tech recovers and runs it 97 yards for a touchdown.

The Jackets are officially in the good graces of the football gods this year. 🙏🐝
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Fellow Georgians: here's a chance for a small number of voters to have an outsized impact on November 4. Public Service Commission elections - boring but important! as described in the linked video.

@austinlouisray.bsky.social this seems like the sort of thing you might care to signal boost 🫡
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October 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Honestly, this is what it feels like teaching the quantum model of the atom this week. #CHEM1211K

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Physics Insight
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October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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To you that was a rather calm smooth 10 point win....Falcons fans are scraping themselves from the floor after asking how it was going to go wrong for the last 45 minutes
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
DIRTY BIRDS MADE A CLUTCH PLAY! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
”Bills were about to win until they blew it and lost.” God awful biased commentary. Come on, CBS crew.

Anyway, caw caw. Eat it Buffalo. 🐣🏈
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
”Bills were about to win until they blew it and lost.” God awful biased commentary. Come on, CBS crew.

Anyway, caw caw. Eat it Buffalo. 🐣🏈
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM