ENEMY_SCENARIOS
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ANYONE WHO TRIES TO THWART ANOTHERS LOVE WILL HEAR GALLOPING HOOVES AND CRIES FOR REVENGE. {33/BI/NONBINARY/I LOVE MY TRANS HUSBAND. Rest In Peace Francis.}
Arborist in training; which is to say an amateur gardener.
Arborist in training; which is to say an amateur gardener.
War is a relic of starvation.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
War is a relic of starvation.
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You didn't listen then
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You didn't listen then
all modern capitalism and issues therein could be solved if you mother fuckers would just Like New Shit.
September 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
all modern capitalism and issues therein could be solved if you mother fuckers would just Like New Shit.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkn... insane that half alive made a music video about plushie reproductive habits but here we are and im for it. thats good lore eright htejree
half•alive - Automatic (Official)
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September 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkn... insane that half alive made a music video about plushie reproductive habits but here we are and im for it. thats good lore eright htejree
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this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are
September 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are
my favorite part of dating older women is getting to service them; its so nice to feel them relax around you and give in to being loved. They say thank you so much it's so cute. Also my god the way their eyes roll to just hand and foot massage, it's sublime they truly drink every second and it's MWA
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
my favorite part of dating older women is getting to service them; its so nice to feel them relax around you and give in to being loved. They say thank you so much it's so cute. Also my god the way their eyes roll to just hand and foot massage, it's sublime they truly drink every second and it's MWA
i swear im not trying to say things like that >< it just fucking happens im trying SO HARD. you have no idea how bad talking to people at night goes oh my fucking god.
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i swear im not trying to say things like that >< it just fucking happens im trying SO HARD. you have no idea how bad talking to people at night goes oh my fucking god.
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send me some $ i’m cute
September 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
send me some $ i’m cute
the 40s are such a magical age for women holy shit the beauties out there are fantastic. I got to rizz up two moms that were sharing their cigs and blunts with me ::3 Love being catnip for moms
September 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the 40s are such a magical age for women holy shit the beauties out there are fantastic. I got to rizz up two moms that were sharing their cigs and blunts with me ::3 Love being catnip for moms
[at the public bathhouse] "Look at this dumbass... HEY MORON ITS GODS PEED NOT GODSPEED" *while peeing into a bath*
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
[at the public bathhouse] "Look at this dumbass... HEY MORON ITS GODS PEED NOT GODSPEED" *while peeing into a bath*
{(I'm Sick Of Losing)} [Lose Yourself in (The Static)]
August 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
{(I'm Sick Of Losing)} [Lose Yourself in (The Static)]
i know youre all celebrating new found gender and stuff but you all still poison the well with your humanity. i did notice that when i had all 3 pronouns it was still a struggle to get anything but He despite saying I Literally Have No Gender. The people that made egg jokes should choke to death.
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i know youre all celebrating new found gender and stuff but you all still poison the well with your humanity. i did notice that when i had all 3 pronouns it was still a struggle to get anything but He despite saying I Literally Have No Gender. The people that made egg jokes should choke to death.
it was my first time with new pronouns and everyone was not great...
old friends group also half leaned into that im egging
._.
kind of humiliating to be dismissed like that immediately once i opened up to them after a decade.
old friends group also half leaned into that im egging
._.
kind of humiliating to be dismissed like that immediately once i opened up to them after a decade.
August 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
it was my first time with new pronouns and everyone was not great...
old friends group also half leaned into that im egging
._.
kind of humiliating to be dismissed like that immediately once i opened up to them after a decade.
old friends group also half leaned into that im egging
._.
kind of humiliating to be dismissed like that immediately once i opened up to them after a decade.
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wanted viv to rock a different hairstyle
August 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wanted viv to rock a different hairstyle
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
the best thing a human can do is be fertilizer at this point.
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
the best thing a human can do is be fertilizer at this point.
i do want you all dead. seriously.
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
i do want you all dead. seriously.
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moby dick is short for Mobile Dickhead
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
moby dick is short for Mobile Dickhead
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goes down easy on a summer afternoon
August 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
goes down easy on a summer afternoon