𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚
@mercwiththemouth.bsky.social
❛ 𝐈 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉! ❜
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❛ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 206 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚, 207 𝐢𝐟 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝑮𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒑 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍. ❜
PINKIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!
WHAT
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
PINKIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!
I feel like it’ll go perfectly well!
I feel like this would go horribly wrong.
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like it’ll go perfectly well!
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Wait, AREN'T YOU CANADIAN?
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Zuko—
No
Just
No
Just
No
July 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Zuko—
❛ Aren’t you also running for president? ❜ 🤨
July 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
❛ Aren’t you also running for president? ❜ 🤨
SORA! TRUST ME!
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT!
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
SORA! TRUST ME!
❛ I swear it wasn’t me— ❜
⦑ what a LIAR ⦒
⦑ what a LIAR ⦒
❛ I KNOW WHO SENT THIS! LET’S GO! ❜
July 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
❛ I swear it wasn’t me— ❜
⦑ what a LIAR ⦒
⦑ what a LIAR ⦒
YES! IT IS I!
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
YES! IT IS I!
Oh my god it’s Mega Man from Capcom!
June 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh my god it’s Mega Man from Capcom!
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I WAS GONNA PUT ON!
⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES, WADE WILSON!
WE’RE NOT DOING THE BYE BYE BYE SHIT AGAIN!
I FINALLY GOT IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
WE’RE NOT DOING THE BYE BYE BYE SHIT AGAIN!
I FINALLY GOT IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
June 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I WAS GONNA PUT ON!
⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
PUT
THAT
AWAY
THAT
AWAY
I think I have an idea.
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
June 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES
I think I have an idea.
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think I have an idea.
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒
That goes for you too Bluesky!
LOCK THE FUCK IN!
LOCK THE FUCK IN!
June 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That goes for you too Bluesky!
LOCK THE FUCK IN!
LOCK THE FUCK IN!
Zuko! Buddy! Lock the fuck in!
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zuko! Buddy! Lock the fuck in!
⦑ ARISE WADE WILSON! ARISE! ⦒
❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜
⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒
❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜
⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒
❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
⦑ ARISE WADE WILSON! ARISE! ⦒
❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜
⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒
❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜
⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒
❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜
❛ THERE HE IS— ❜
WADE WILSON
❛ Chat this banana guy won’t stop calling my name! ❜
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
❛ THERE HE IS— ❜
❛ Chat this banana guy won’t stop calling my name! ❜
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
❛ Chat this banana guy won’t stop calling my name! ❜
❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜
May 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜
❛ I miss my boyfriend Tails. I miss him a lot. I’ll be back. ❜
⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
❛ I miss my boyfriend Tails. I miss him a lot. I’ll be back. ❜
⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒
❛ It appears so! ❜
You’re here too?
❛ I NEED TO LEARN TO STOP CHALLENGING MY OWN WRITER— ❜
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
❛ It appears so! ❜
❛ I NEED TO LEARN TO STOP CHALLENGING MY OWN WRITER— ❜
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
❛ I NEED TO LEARN TO STOP CHALLENGING MY OWN WRITER— ❜
❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜
⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒
❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜
⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒
❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜
February 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜
⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒
❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜
⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒
❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜
❛ So I found this place, it’s like the office but you’re in a dream world and you have to solve puzzles to wake up!
Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜
⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒
❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜
Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜
⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒
❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜
February 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
❛ So I found this place, it’s like the office but you’re in a dream world and you have to solve puzzles to wake up!
Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜
⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒
❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜
Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜
⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒
❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜
❛ I’M BACK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! ❜
January 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
❛ I’M BACK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! ❜