Succrates
@meowxistmleminist.bsky.social
Xi's strongest cougar hunter.
I'm the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning
WNDOSHOPPING
I'm the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning
WNDOSHOPPING
Pinned
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5 years ago tonight. Joke was on us, Boomers burnt it down.
February 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
5 years ago tonight. Joke was on us, Boomers burnt it down.
God is dead and the Devil is cringe
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
God is dead and the Devil is cringe
Can't talk rn I'm doing hot girl shit (bunny girl FFXIV aoe mechanic roguelike)
February 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Can't talk rn I'm doing hot girl shit (bunny girl FFXIV aoe mechanic roguelike)
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The most Muslim man you know is about to name his son a combination of ham and za
February 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The most Muslim man you know is about to name his son a combination of ham and za
Clairo is Dr. Yakubs finest work
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Clairo is Dr. Yakubs finest work
God gives his weakest soldiers the strongest cigarette addictions
February 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God gives his weakest soldiers the strongest cigarette addictions
Sitting in silence. Eating chicken sausages like a real freak. Both hands.
February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sitting in silence. Eating chicken sausages like a real freak. Both hands.
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You can goon to a sidewalk if you have enough imagination
February 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You can goon to a sidewalk if you have enough imagination
Priapism is my favorite undertale skeleton
a pixel art drawing of papyrus with a scarf around his neck
ALT: a pixel art drawing of papyrus with a scarf around his neck
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Priapism is my favorite undertale skeleton
Drank too many monsters it gave me priapism
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Drank too many monsters it gave me priapism
Life would be so much funnier if we had smash bros physics
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Life would be so much funnier if we had smash bros physics
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![Dancho told me, “We’ve always had this vision of being Amazon Prime for music: one subscription for everything. Musicians are stingy. You need to offer them a lot for their money. We hope that in the future all an artist needs is [untitled] and their creativity”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pgykrzwejb4eyu3tohvlbhn4/bafkreia367g7q5c2hz2j32qst7lxab2q4k6alie2y5zzdfhc7vrigvqpoa@jpeg)
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finding out the music app i use is vc backed and reading their pitch and throwing up and puking and screaming
$22.6m to launch a project that, at best, makes $500k/yr on the basis that you're "going to disrupt the music ecosystem" is fucking hilarious
i should pivot to scamming venture capitalists
$22.6m to launch a project that, at best, makes $500k/yr on the basis that you're "going to disrupt the music ecosystem" is fucking hilarious
i should pivot to scamming venture capitalists
February 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
finding out the music app i use is vc backed and reading their pitch and throwing up and puking and screaming
$22.6m to launch a project that, at best, makes $500k/yr on the basis that you're "going to disrupt the music ecosystem" is fucking hilarious
i should pivot to scamming venture capitalists
$22.6m to launch a project that, at best, makes $500k/yr on the basis that you're "going to disrupt the music ecosystem" is fucking hilarious
i should pivot to scamming venture capitalists
We should everyone at Palantir
February 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We should everyone at Palantir
Sex, Iranian Style
February 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sex, Iranian Style
What trusting the process does to a motherfucker
February 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What trusting the process does to a motherfucker
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this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house:
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house:
Local news reported a "foot" of snow and it almost ruined my nofap streak
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Local news reported a "foot" of snow and it almost ruined my nofap streak
Me at my office job fantasizing about bashing Winston Churchills head in with a hammer
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me at my office job fantasizing about bashing Winston Churchills head in with a hammer