the bambi
@mensurholic.bsky.social
Retired transfer news journalist and media tycoon with scouts in four different nations across Europe and Asia. Philanthropist, comedian, snake oil salesman, medicine man, friend to the friendless, lover to all men.
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the bambi
@mensurholic.bsky.social
· Dec 8
My favourite piece of art ever created is this nightmarish limbless, eyeless, anthropomorphic peanut statue erected in honour of Jimmy Carter
The Pearl of The Orient shines bright ‼️ 🇵🇭
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Pearl of The Orient shines bright ‼️ 🇵🇭
Vintage Fisherman’s Friend this weekend from Mensur
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Vintage Fisherman’s Friend this weekend from Mensur
A voice popped into my head today and said "they call me tentative D the way my dick be in peril 💯"
I can only assume the voice was trying to make a play on "Tenacious D", but this is mere speculation. What's really fascinating is how it managed to perfectly vocalise the "💯" emoji
I can only assume the voice was trying to make a play on "Tenacious D", but this is mere speculation. What's really fascinating is how it managed to perfectly vocalise the "💯" emoji
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A voice popped into my head today and said "they call me tentative D the way my dick be in peril 💯"
I can only assume the voice was trying to make a play on "Tenacious D", but this is mere speculation. What's really fascinating is how it managed to perfectly vocalise the "💯" emoji
I can only assume the voice was trying to make a play on "Tenacious D", but this is mere speculation. What's really fascinating is how it managed to perfectly vocalise the "💯" emoji
The last 24 hours has been a PR nightmare for the once illustrious Rodriguez brotherhood
September 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The last 24 hours has been a PR nightmare for the once illustrious Rodriguez brotherhood
Just spotted Brian ‘the Noodle’ Raman in the crowd - nice to see that he is able to show his face again after David Schlichting rattled his cage
August 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just spotted Brian ‘the Noodle’ Raman in the crowd - nice to see that he is able to show his face again after David Schlichting rattled his cage
Xanti Clause is coming to town, and believe me when I say this folks - he sees you when you’re sleeping, and he does indeed know when you’re awake. Following in the footsteps of his brother, the legendary Viani van den Bergh, we may well have a star on our hands
August 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Xanti Clause is coming to town, and believe me when I say this folks - he sees you when you’re sleeping, and he does indeed know when you’re awake. Following in the footsteps of his brother, the legendary Viani van den Bergh, we may well have a star on our hands
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Surely Lucas Wenig wins his first PDC title today
July 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Surely Lucas Wenig wins his first PDC title today
Surely Martin Schindler completes the comeback here
July 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Surely Martin Schindler completes the comeback here
Did not expect to wake up this morning to a beef between Luke Littler and Dennis Priestley
June 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Did not expect to wake up this morning to a beef between Luke Littler and Dennis Priestley
Starting a thread where a post a darts fact every day, to really kick-start darts bluesky and reignite the bambi nation
June 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Starting a thread where a post a darts fact every day, to really kick-start darts bluesky and reignite the bambi nation
Crying at this Instagram user who apparently believes that darting ability is inversely proportional to the amount of tax you pay
June 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Crying at this Instagram user who apparently believes that darting ability is inversely proportional to the amount of tax you pay
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
Meeting triumph and disaster for lunch today. I’m thinking the correct plan of action is to treat them vastly different
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Meeting triumph and disaster for lunch today. I’m thinking the correct plan of action is to treat them vastly different
On one of my schemes again
April 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On one of my schemes again
Heartbreaking finish from Ratajski
April 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Heartbreaking finish from Ratajski
Watching darts, thinking about the old days
April 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Watching darts, thinking about the old days
I had this wonderful dream where we beat Real Madrid 3-0
April 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I had this wonderful dream where we beat Real Madrid 3-0
His name may be Rice, but this is a simply amaizeing display from the big man
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
His name may be Rice, but this is a simply amaizeing display from the big man
Currently:
• Bulletproof
• Nothing to lose
• Bulletproof
• Nothing to lose
April 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Currently:
• Bulletproof
• Nothing to lose
• Bulletproof
• Nothing to lose
They call me Stephen the way I be Bunting
April 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
They call me Stephen the way I be Bunting