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🇬🇧 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯, 𝘢𝘳𝘵 + 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘺; 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 + 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘺; 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵 + 𝘱𝘶𝘯-𝘧𝘶. 🩷 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴, 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘴, 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘨𝘪𝘯, 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴… 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘺-𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘺𝘯𝘪𝘤. 𝘗𝘩𝘦𝘸.
Shower and bed. Don’t let the evil get you down. Protect your happy space and create goodness for others. 🫶🏻
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The internet needs this today…

A c12 week old making biscuits - check out that engine!

So delighted for my friends! Can’t wait to meet them all 🐾 🤗

#timelinecleanse
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I loved my trips to the US in the 1990s. It was all adventure and fun. I still have friends there who would love a visit, but I’m going nowhere near it until things turn around and Orange Felon 47 and his murder squads are out.
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I didn’t make it to the gym this afternoon and the weather is now foul. Nap time.
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
My friends have adopted 3 baby kitties today and I am OBSESSED. Can’t wait to meet Meg, Mog & Morph in a couple of weeks! 😍🐾

My incentive to get our house fit has never been greater!

#caturday #gotchaday
January 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Here ya go, Donnie
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Hahahaha now I’m awake late. Doh! Night! Xx
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’m still under my duvet. Must go and have some tea but not motivated. Maybe I’ll catch up on new Casualty series. I’ve always watched it but am less interested lately.
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I was asked to find a 'tumbler with lid and straw' for a new voice coaching 'strengthening' exercise. Had no idea this would came with a cute strawberry straw topper! 🥰🍓💕 Looking forward to using this for drinks too! 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Better go on a forage for some tea.
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
A friend shared a reel of all the colleagues he lost in Afghanistan. I wept. What planet is Orange Felon 47 on? Dangerous, disrespectful man.
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I can’t resist any more. Going for a nap!
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Productive lunchtime spent organising all my earrings into one place.

Mr P “How many ears do you possess?”

👀
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Lolz

Via a friend on Faceache.
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Meant to be jointing a volunteer outreach team this afternoon to do some worship at a local hospital but have had to withdraw due to feeling icky. Another opportunity next Friday so should be OK for that. Glad we get paid up to 6 days volunteering through work.
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The one where you briefly forgot you’d popped a ‘heat patch’ on your lower back to help with period pain, and suddenly wondered if you’d accidentally wet yourself. 🤓🫣
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January 23, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Raided the piggybank after 2 friends invited me to join them for a spa thing in Apr. On offer but still £££. I went with them a few years ago - had the best time. I’ve booked 3 nights; they’re staying 6. But then I’m off to Wales for a week so…

Grateful for my little financial work reward in Dec!
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Started work at 8am to could flex out another Pilates sesh. I can tell it’s going to be good for me tho I am still figuring it out and realise how lacking in flexibility I am. Suspect more aching tomorrow. Guess that’s what happens when you go back to proper fitness things after a 10-month hiatus.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Got home from work and needed a nap 🤣

Plus my legs ache from yesterday’s gym session.

Plus ‘Auntie Flo’ has come to visit.

Off out soon.

How was your day?!
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Back at the office today for mandatory in-person training this morning. Can’t wait*. 👀

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January 21, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Morning Bloobs!
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Dear @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social it’s NATO.
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM