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“The kind of lawyer that gives them a bad name”
She/her
She/her
“Did you marinate your clothes and buy the latest body oil to let the perfume stick better”
“Did you perform the twelve step hair routine for effortless curls in the morning”
“Here’s the latest clean girl products”
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
“Did you perform the twelve step hair routine for effortless curls in the morning”
“Here’s the latest clean girl products”
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
December 23, 2024 at 11:51 AM
“Did you marinate your clothes and buy the latest body oil to let the perfume stick better”
“Did you perform the twelve step hair routine for effortless curls in the morning”
“Here’s the latest clean girl products”
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
“Did you perform the twelve step hair routine for effortless curls in the morning”
“Here’s the latest clean girl products”
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
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@buffalo-bills.bsky.social are kings of the AFC East!
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 AM
@buffalo-bills.bsky.social are kings of the AFC East!
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Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
This is how I know bluesky ain’t quite ready yet because why is my timeline not loaded with Kendrick right now
November 22, 2024 at 6:13 PM
This is how I know bluesky ain’t quite ready yet because why is my timeline not loaded with Kendrick right now
KENDRICKKKKKKKKKK
November 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
KENDRICKKKKKKKKKK
Spending my Friday morning seething at the concept of people calling cats “kittehs”
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Spending my Friday morning seething at the concept of people calling cats “kittehs”
Melancholy today because I didn’t get to experience Chicago’s first snow of the year :(
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Melancholy today because I didn’t get to experience Chicago’s first snow of the year :(
Actually getting to have a hearing as a newer defense attorney feels like this
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Actually getting to have a hearing as a newer defense attorney feels like this
My cats as I walk over to where their wet food is stored
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My cats as I walk over to where their wet food is stored
It’s Haitus Kaiyote szn
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
It’s Haitus Kaiyote szn
My mom’s boyfriend got me a signed Dolly Parton photo 😭😭 it’s all I ever wanted
November 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
My mom’s boyfriend got me a signed Dolly Parton photo 😭😭 it’s all I ever wanted
FUCK YOU PATRICK MAHOMES 😌💖
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
FUCK YOU PATRICK MAHOMES 😌💖
No he didn’t (the dweeb at the counter wouldn’t sell him the wine because his license was expired)
We're unlocking the emersonian riches of our minds tonight
November 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
No he didn’t (the dweeb at the counter wouldn’t sell him the wine because his license was expired)
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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
Making a folder on my computer of people online who say Trump is going to make Thanksgiving cheaper. Very excited to revisit them in 3 years and see how they’re doing.
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Making a folder on my computer of people online who say Trump is going to make Thanksgiving cheaper. Very excited to revisit them in 3 years and see how they’re doing.
Update on this - the worst movie I’ve seen this year
Incredible things going on over at Netflix this winter
November 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Update on this - the worst movie I’ve seen this year
Incredible things going on over at Netflix this winter
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Incredible things going on over at Netflix this winter
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10 years later and Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories still stands the test of time
November 14, 2024 at 6:49 AM
10 years later and Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories still stands the test of time
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Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...
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The cat sitter has got in touch with some bad news: turns out my cat is a *terrible* over-actor. Such melodrama!
November 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
The cat sitter has got in touch with some bad news: turns out my cat is a *terrible* over-actor. Such melodrama!
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I’m gonna need the funny people of Twitter to switch over here and do it QUICKLY
November 12, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I’m gonna need the funny people of Twitter to switch over here and do it QUICKLY