Mellow the Bird
@mellowthebird.net
Birb fursuiter | She/Her | 35/F/Chicago
AuDHD | DID | 🏳️⚧️ | Playing on Hard Mode
Mathemagical Software Wizard in Big Big Tech
~Just an effervescently silly nerdy birdy~
AuDHD | DID | 🏳️⚧️ | Playing on Hard Mode
Mathemagical Software Wizard in Big Big Tech
~Just an effervescently silly nerdy birdy~
Reposted by Mellow the Bird
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
So many pretty birbs at MFF this year!!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So many pretty birbs at MFF this year!!!
They gave me a crown and I feel so pwetty :3
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They gave me a crown and I feel so pwetty :3
This seems to be the year of getting bonked... >.>
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This seems to be the year of getting bonked... >.>
A second Toothless sighting has just hit.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A second Toothless sighting has just hit.
Found a cute cat to rave with last night. :3
@starburstsaber.bsky.social
@starburstsaber.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Found a cute cat to rave with last night. :3
@starburstsaber.bsky.social
@starburstsaber.bsky.social
Got a great pic with @holocrontheta.bsky.social :3
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Got a great pic with @holocrontheta.bsky.social :3
Next con I go to, I'm going to focus on maximizing the amount of wing hugs I give. I love giving them. :3
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Next con I go to, I'm going to focus on maximizing the amount of wing hugs I give. I love giving them. :3
Just roosting in my hotel room at MFF until it's time to fly off again. :>
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Just roosting in my hotel room at MFF until it's time to fly off again. :>
@lycanthropylive.bsky.social has convinced me of the coolness of frogs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
@lycanthropylive.bsky.social has convinced me of the coolness of frogs.
I found Toothless at MFF!!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I found Toothless at MFF!!!
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Aren't they adorable?
Everything's better when we're together :3
@mellowthebird.net
@gazzybunyeen.bsky.social
#fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom
Everything's better when we're together :3
@mellowthebird.net
@gazzybunyeen.bsky.social
#fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Aren't they adorable?
Everything's better when we're together :3
@mellowthebird.net
@gazzybunyeen.bsky.social
#fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom
Everything's better when we're together :3
@mellowthebird.net
@gazzybunyeen.bsky.social
#fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom
what's a tech birb without her whiskey? :3
(i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')
(i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')
September 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
what's a tech birb without her whiskey? :3
(i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')
(i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')
Sleepy's gala dress for Furry Migration was _phenomenal_!!!
I'm so glad I got a picture with them!
I'm so glad I got a picture with them!
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sleepy's gala dress for Furry Migration was _phenomenal_!!!
I'm so glad I got a picture with them!
I'm so glad I got a picture with them!
what can I say? I'm a bird who loves a slow feathery dance :>
September 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
what can I say? I'm a bird who loves a slow feathery dance :>
I got _two_ whole hugs from NCIII :o
September 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I got _two_ whole hugs from NCIII :o
did a little drawing of my fursona with some colored pencils! ^.^
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
did a little drawing of my fursona with some colored pencils! ^.^
*happy hopping* #furrymigration2025
September 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*happy hopping* #furrymigration2025
Mellow has been properly feminized now! I can't wait to show off all of her changes at the next con! <3 <3
May 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Mellow has been properly feminized now! I can't wait to show off all of her changes at the next con! <3 <3
March 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM