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Mello
@mellowmink.bsky.social
Ferret | 32 | He/him | Bi | Anxious extrovert | Short story writer | Programmer | Nerd

18+ Followers Only!

Fur Affinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/MellowMink/

So Furry: https://mellowmink.sofurry.com/
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I was keeping lists for all of 2025 for games that I first beat, games that I first got platinum trophies for, films that I first watched, and television show seasons that I first finished in 2025... and here they are! That was fun to do.
There's an open locker over there with your name on it and I bet it'd look even better with your underwear yanked onto its hook.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Watched The Stuff (1985) for the first time earlier tonight; it sure was a satire of... something, I suppose. Sometimes amusing but largely just okay. Needed more violence.
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Hey so my irl bestie needs to come up with about $2k for rent and car repairs ASAP. I wanna help but I'm also kinda broke at the moment, so I'm garfing again.

PWYW, $20 minimum. Quick turnaround, perfect for con stickers & cursed gift art for friends. DM if interested + please boost if you can!
fuck it, I hate to do this but I REALLY wanna be able to eat this month.

Give me $10 and your refsheet and I'll garf your fursona. DM if interested. Boosts are also appreciated! 🩵
was digging through my old art to look for something and stumbled across this, so now I'm making all of you look at it
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Dear new followers: I am a nerd and I like nerdy things. You may see that communicated in a surprising amount of my furry commission uploads too; this is because I am also weird.
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Despite liking glasses, I got corrective treatment years ago (and then a free touch-up years later) because managing things related to my sight was just one more thing that I didn't want to be anxious about... although I have debated whether I should try wearing a fake pair in public for fun before.
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Not sure if I'm doing this chia pet thing right.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Small edit: UP TO 3 streams a week. It's already a lot on my body haha

Any and all work/support is much loved and I am grateful for this community already. You guys are amazing. <3
Links and stuff are in reply!
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

"One more way Paramount will be bringing the heroes in a half shelf to life is through the digestive track."

Who approved that sentence and why?
Cowabunga! Paramount Going All In on ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ With YouTube Show, Mattel Line — and Even Restaurants
The moves come as Skydance-owned Paramount assesses the franchise.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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What are boyfriends for, if not to (Very carefully) cuddle? #Art #Doodles #OCs #Queer
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Don't really want to talk about Discord, enough going around

Instead I just want to remind you

You have friends who only have close online connections. Please be considerate. Do not scare the hell out of them right now that they'll be abandoned.

Talk of going scorched earth scares many people
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Always be yourself.

Unless you can be a ferret.

Then always be a ferret.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I get it: Discord messed up. They might still reverse this since it's a month away, and we can and should contact them about it, although trying to make everyone depressed about this literally nonstop and acting like it's the end of the world isn't helping. You're not the first person to share this.
Hey guys, did you hear about the age verification stuff coming to Discord next month? I'm sure I'm the first person to tell you this and that you haven't already seen this news a thousand times today. Let's all get even more depressed about it and also spread misinformation while we're at it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Hey guys, did you hear about the age verification stuff coming to Discord next month? I'm sure I'm the first person to tell you this and that you haven't already seen this news a thousand times today. Let's all get even more depressed about it and also spread misinformation while we're at it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Counterpoint: Leon from Resident Evil
everyone's comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The physically revolting fart jokes from the new Goat movie's trailers are honestly the main reason I don't currently have any interest in watching the film.
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Project lead: "How was your weekend?"

My mind: "Do you really want to know?"

My mouth: "It was fine."
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Conventions in general seem to be selling out earlier and earlier these days; best you can do is just try to sign up as soon as possible once you see one that you're interested in, I guess, which is sometimes easier said than done given fluctuating financial statuses for some, but still.
🚨 We're now completely sold out! 🚨

No more new registrations can be made. This includes both residential and non-residential (day) tickets.

If you already have an existing registration you don't need to worry, even if hasn't yet been marked as accepted or fully paid.
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Someone outside our team always is ending what they say on a Microsoft Teams call with "over" as if we're still using walkie-talkies to talk with each other.
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Please look at my code that's still out for team review; the sprint's almost over."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Welp. Another blood sacrifice."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Oops. Stabbed myself."
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Another reason why unions are great.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm not leaving Discord and won't be shamed into doing so. I also am obviously opposed to Discord's planned changes.
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Time for my annual 'Draw Space Penguin and Jimupi for No Reason' thing. Available in both COLOUR and EDGY NOIR forms. #Art #SciFi #OCs #SpacePenguin
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"Forgive the action, forget the intent." I got a pretty dumb fortune cookie tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I liked it, and it was pretty enjoyable overall! Bit slow at times and I wanted more information than what was provided, but the premise leads to fun tension, the special effects are ace, and Markiplier is actually a pretty solid actor with lots of range. I'll check out the game soon! #IronLung
Watching Iron Lung tonight, which should be a fun surprise since I haven't seen any trailers or played the game. Also saw family earlier in the day, which was fairly nice too.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM