The Stickman
@thestickman.bsky.social
Internet Lizard. Writerer, drawerer, amazing at speling.
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Current Art Project - @swanandram.bsky.social
Blogs - http://thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com
Movie Reviews - https://letterboxd.com/1TheStickman1/
Current Art Project - @swanandram.bsky.social
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The Stickman
@thestickman.bsky.social
· Dec 13
After nearly a decade, and an entire console generation of waiting, it's FINALLY here!
But was Samus' new adventure worth the wait? Or should we be BEYOND despair!?
Let's find out! LET US.
*NEW* The Stickman Reviews: Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.
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But was Samus' new adventure worth the wait? Or should we be BEYOND despair!?
Let's find out! LET US.
*NEW* The Stickman Reviews: Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.
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First look at ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill.
The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies.
Releasing November 20 on Apple TV
The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies.
Releasing November 20 on Apple TV
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
No
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Watched, and largely really "enjoyed" 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' tonight.
Not what I expected at all, but a very effective psychological anxiety thriller with a top-tier performance from Rose Byrne and some really great, stressful moments. Maybe too many!
Watched, and largely really "enjoyed" 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' tonight.
Not what I expected at all, but a very effective psychological anxiety thriller with a top-tier performance from Rose Byrne and some really great, stressful moments. Maybe too many!
A ★★★½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
JEEEZ, that wasn't what I expected at all! Who the hell did the marketing for this thing in the UK!? I feel like it set itself up as some kinda manic melodrama comedy thing, but it's more like...a psy...
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February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Watched, and largely really "enjoyed" 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' tonight.
Not what I expected at all, but a very effective psychological anxiety thriller with a top-tier performance from Rose Byrne and some really great, stressful moments. Maybe too many!
Watched, and largely really "enjoyed" 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' tonight.
Not what I expected at all, but a very effective psychological anxiety thriller with a top-tier performance from Rose Byrne and some really great, stressful moments. Maybe too many!
Ah February, the month of lov-REANIMAL AND RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM RELEASING.
a man and a woman are walking through a dark room
ALT: a man and a woman are walking through a dark room
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February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Ah February, the month of lov-REANIMAL AND RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM RELEASING.
*Throws five pieces of confetti in the air*
C r e a t e
C r e a t e
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
*Throws five pieces of confetti in the air*
C r e a t e
C r e a t e
The LEGO orange cat has been revealed
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The LEGO orange cat has been revealed
I shit myself all the time, but nobody makes a big deal out of it. What makes the President so special in that department? #GetOverIt #RealTalk #TruthBomb #AccuracyExplosion #UnbiasReadingsOfSituationsNuke #ShitMyself
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I shit myself all the time, but nobody makes a big deal out of it. What makes the President so special in that department? #GetOverIt #RealTalk #TruthBomb #AccuracyExplosion #UnbiasReadingsOfSituationsNuke #ShitMyself
Watching 'Iron Lung' last night reminded me how fun Cosmic Horror is as a genre. There's so many different ways to play it, not all good, but just the abstract premise of beings/landscapes/institutions, completely beyond our understanding or control, far away from what we consider home? Cool beans.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Watching 'Iron Lung' last night reminded me how fun Cosmic Horror is as a genre. There's so many different ways to play it, not all good, but just the abstract premise of beings/landscapes/institutions, completely beyond our understanding or control, far away from what we consider home? Cool beans.
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Watched IRON LUNG, aka Markiplier's Bloody Submarine Adventure.
I have issues with its bloated length and messy finale, but largely? This was pretty okay. Love the concept, and it's mostly done pretty well. It's PRETTY OKAY.
Watched IRON LUNG, aka Markiplier's Bloody Submarine Adventure.
I have issues with its bloated length and messy finale, but largely? This was pretty okay. Love the concept, and it's mostly done pretty well. It's PRETTY OKAY.
A ★★★ review of Iron Lung (2026)
Hey everyone, it's The Stickman, back at you with another Let's Review. This time I'm covering 'Iron Lung' by Markiplier. Now I haven't played the game 'Iron Lung', nor do I actively follow Markiplier...
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February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Watched IRON LUNG, aka Markiplier's Bloody Submarine Adventure.
I have issues with its bloated length and messy finale, but largely? This was pretty okay. Love the concept, and it's mostly done pretty well. It's PRETTY OKAY.
Watched IRON LUNG, aka Markiplier's Bloody Submarine Adventure.
I have issues with its bloated length and messy finale, but largely? This was pretty okay. Love the concept, and it's mostly done pretty well. It's PRETTY OKAY.
Looking into the details of current events lately is like sticking my head directly into a nuclear reactor.
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February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Looking into the details of current events lately is like sticking my head directly into a nuclear reactor.
b r a i n mel t...
b r a i n mel t...
Seeing Iron Lung tonight, I assume this is how it ends.
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Seeing Iron Lung tonight, I assume this is how it ends.
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Babe, you okay? I can't see your outline, shading, background or lighting effects...
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Babe, you okay? I can't see your outline, shading, background or lighting effects...
Is the word Gif pronounced 'Jif' or 'Swoomp'? #Mysteries
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Is the word Gif pronounced 'Jif' or 'Swoomp'? #Mysteries
You can't even think
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
You can't even think
Chucky did it first
movie adaptation of ‘THE EXORCISM AT 1600 PENN’ is in the works at Blumhouse.
The story follows The President when the White House becomes a supernatural battleground for good vs evil.
(Source: Deadline)
The story follows The President when the White House becomes a supernatural battleground for good vs evil.
(Source: Deadline)
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Chucky did it first
Being able to use image editing software allows you to make the stupidest shit imaginable.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Being able to use image editing software allows you to make the stupidest shit imaginable.
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Every series of The Apprentice, the exact same roster of diverse but equally hateable, overconfident pricks come in talking about being the worlds biggest business boys, and then spend 12 weeks wearing hot dog outfits and falling over whilst a cockney guy yells at them.
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Every series of The Apprentice, the exact same roster of diverse but equally hateable, overconfident pricks come in talking about being the worlds biggest business boys, and then spend 12 weeks wearing hot dog outfits and falling over whilst a cockney guy yells at them.
It's a lot of work, and who knows if it'll be worth it, but it's very satisfying to gradually build up my collection of finished S&R pages. Been a while since I did proper comic stuff, and never successfully at this length/scale. I think it'll end up something decent at the least.
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It's a lot of work, and who knows if it'll be worth it, but it's very satisfying to gradually build up my collection of finished S&R pages. Been a while since I did proper comic stuff, and never successfully at this length/scale. I think it'll end up something decent at the least.
Barry Keoghan is Ringo Starr
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Barry Keoghan is Ringo Starr
Finally, some official recognition.
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Finally, some official recognition.
Coming STRAIGHT from yooOOOOOOoOUUUUurr house!!
a pixel art drawing of a person with a white head
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a person with a white head
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January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Coming STRAIGHT from yooOOOOOOoOUUUUurr house!!
"NINTENDO WOKE!?", I scream at my computer, tears flooding my eyes as I sweatily grab my many Mario figures and begin to crush them into plastic dust with the force of my sheer rage and anguish. #VideoGames #Fun #Gamer #Edging
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
"NINTENDO WOKE!?", I scream at my computer, tears flooding my eyes as I sweatily grab my many Mario figures and begin to crush them into plastic dust with the force of my sheer rage and anguish. #VideoGames #Fun #Gamer #Edging
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Finally finished roughly planning out the remaining pages of S&R Chapter 1.
It's coming in at 21, and with 8 pages done already that means I'm at sorta...38% completion? Sounds fancy, but still got a long way to go! Now that it's all planned properly I suppose I can just get cracking on. Onwards!
It's coming in at 21, and with 8 pages done already that means I'm at sorta...38% completion? Sounds fancy, but still got a long way to go! Now that it's all planned properly I suppose I can just get cracking on. Onwards!
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Finally finished roughly planning out the remaining pages of S&R Chapter 1.
It's coming in at 21, and with 8 pages done already that means I'm at sorta...38% completion? Sounds fancy, but still got a long way to go! Now that it's all planned properly I suppose I can just get cracking on. Onwards!
It's coming in at 21, and with 8 pages done already that means I'm at sorta...38% completion? Sounds fancy, but still got a long way to go! Now that it's all planned properly I suppose I can just get cracking on. Onwards!
Heh, yeah. I'm the guy who used to do Omegle blogs. A pretty big deal.
No, I don't do autographs. #DealWithIt #Superstar #VIP #BigHugems
No, I don't do autographs. #DealWithIt #Superstar #VIP #BigHugems
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Heh, yeah. I'm the guy who used to do Omegle blogs. A pretty big deal.
No, I don't do autographs. #DealWithIt #Superstar #VIP #BigHugems
No, I don't do autographs. #DealWithIt #Superstar #VIP #BigHugems
Computer, make the @swanandram.bsky.social account gain 5000 followers.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Computer, make the @swanandram.bsky.social account gain 5000 followers.