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Any pronouns. Here for the filth and the fandoms. Small time fic writer. Full time queerdo.
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Hello, my name is Left, and the first fanfic I published in this millennium features Nakajima Atsushi's severed leg. archiveofourown.org/works/56734777 #bsd #bungoustraydogs
I was just buying a lighter to feed my addiction to crisp-edged, non-fraying ribbon in my sewing projects, when the cashier asked my age. The brain needed to reboot before I could answer, and then I couldn't stop giggling. I'm in my mid forties. This face has seen a lot of wear and tear.
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I was just buying a lighter to feed my addiction to crisp-edged, non-fraying ribbon in my sewing projects, when the cashier asked my age. The brain needed to reboot before I could answer, and then I couldn't stop giggling. I'm in my mid forties. This face has seen a lot of wear and tear.
In the waiting room to get vaxxed and a super phlegmy toddler just sat down behind me. RIP
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In the waiting room to get vaxxed and a super phlegmy toddler just sat down behind me. RIP
Stop living with a toxic relative who's driving my kids away
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Stop living with a toxic relative who's driving my kids away
Was having a good morning until I sat down for my therapy appointment and now I'm awash in anxiety.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Was having a good morning until I sat down for my therapy appointment and now I'm awash in anxiety.
Death, success, tgirlcock. Does this mean I'll die and go to heaven??
first three words you see describes your 2026
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November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Death, success, tgirlcock. Does this mean I'll die and go to heaven??
Jfc the migraine is so bad and none of the drugs are helping so I'm equal parts loopy and in severe pain. Gonna try advil even, gut pain be damned
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Jfc the migraine is so bad and none of the drugs are helping so I'm equal parts loopy and in severe pain. Gonna try advil even, gut pain be damned
Way too depressed to be reading Madoka rebellion, but I promised my kid. Now I have a migraine from crying, AND whiplash.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Way too depressed to be reading Madoka rebellion, but I promised my kid. Now I have a migraine from crying, AND whiplash.
Toxic workplace + human rights violation = kinda sorta technically retired at 42. And I've only grown more profoundly disabled since then. So.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Toxic workplace + human rights violation = kinda sorta technically retired at 42. And I've only grown more profoundly disabled since then. So.
My life is ruined, the formulation of my deodorant has been changed slightly and now smells different. And by "different" I mean it's 99.9% the same, but that 0.1% provides the occasional hint of mosquito repellant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My life is ruined, the formulation of my deodorant has been changed slightly and now smells different. And by "different" I mean it's 99.9% the same, but that 0.1% provides the occasional hint of mosquito repellant.
HOLY SHIT the baked-in gallery app on my borrowed Chromebook allows reordering and rotating pages of a pdf. Game changer.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
HOLY SHIT the baked-in gallery app on my borrowed Chromebook allows reordering and rotating pages of a pdf. Game changer.
Christmas lights up, before the ground froze solid! All is merry and bright, bitches!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Christmas lights up, before the ground froze solid! All is merry and bright, bitches!!
Ugh started t again 2 days ago and have reawakened The Hunger
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ugh started t again 2 days ago and have reawakened The Hunger
"Eddie" was so much fun to make that I would totally make myself a sparkle text "pedantic" shirt
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Eddie" was so much fun to make that I would totally make myself a sparkle text "pedantic" shirt
My god I wish I was high as I watched this. If I ever marry again it had better be to my hamster soulmate, presided over by a chinchilla on The Iron Throne.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My god I wish I was high as I watched this. If I ever marry again it had better be to my hamster soulmate, presided over by a chinchilla on The Iron Throne.
Every month my manga's fan translation is released only for my tablet to be dead. It doesn't matter what I've been using it for or how much, nor when it was last charged. Amazon really doesn't want me reading bootleg #bsd
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Every month my manga's fan translation is released only for my tablet to be dead. It doesn't matter what I've been using it for or how much, nor when it was last charged. Amazon really doesn't want me reading bootleg #bsd
Reading on-theme this evening. I've always identified with Harold: old and over it, wanting nothing more than a book and some snacks.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reading on-theme this evening. I've always identified with Harold: old and over it, wanting nothing more than a book and some snacks.
Me, telling my xennial friend about Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun: he's basically Moaning Myrtle. I highly appreciate the cultural shorthand that nerds of the same age and ilk share.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me, telling my xennial friend about Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun: he's basically Moaning Myrtle. I highly appreciate the cultural shorthand that nerds of the same age and ilk share.
I loathe glitter. I will work with it exclusively for cosplay projects. Ruby slippers in my 20s, Belle's ball gown in my 30s, and now Eddie's tee in my 40s. Because it takes a decade to be rid of the shit and forget what a nightmare it was the last time.
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I loathe glitter. I will work with it exclusively for cosplay projects. Ruby slippers in my 20s, Belle's ball gown in my 30s, and now Eddie's tee in my 40s. Because it takes a decade to be rid of the shit and forget what a nightmare it was the last time.
Dollar store really came through for me today. Only had one craft supply from my list, but who cares when I can play this baby
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Dollar store really came through for me today. Only had one craft supply from my list, but who cares when I can play this baby
Thought I'd clean up my download folder but got distracted by how good memes have become in the past year
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Thought I'd clean up my download folder but got distracted by how good memes have become in the past year
I did it! My first real fanfic of this millennium, and it's an extremely rarepair medical fetish and impregnation smut. Because why not.
archiveofourown.org/works/72488126
#bsd #bungoystraydogs #fanfic #smut #moriougai #sakaguchiango
archiveofourown.org/works/72488126
#bsd #bungoystraydogs #fanfic #smut #moriougai #sakaguchiango
The Care and Breeding of Mr. Ango Sakaguchi - leftForDread - 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I did it! My first real fanfic of this millennium, and it's an extremely rarepair medical fetish and impregnation smut. Because why not.
archiveofourown.org/works/72488126
#bsd #bungoystraydogs #fanfic #smut #moriougai #sakaguchiango
archiveofourown.org/works/72488126
#bsd #bungoystraydogs #fanfic #smut #moriougai #sakaguchiango
I, an idiot, accepted a free frosty at the Wendy's drive through today. Then made free ice cream and a caffeinated beverage my dinner. And now I won't be well enough to eat my apple pecan chicken salad until tomorrow.
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I, an idiot, accepted a free frosty at the Wendy's drive through today. Then made free ice cream and a caffeinated beverage my dinner. And now I won't be well enough to eat my apple pecan chicken salad until tomorrow.
Mfw orchestrating the Fallout 4 romances so Danse is standing there watching as I bed literally everyone else. My spite for him is boundless. Pine from the cuck corner, fascist.
romancing video game characters really activates the “thrill of the chase” in me. got a little kiss on the cheek from moros and i suddenly need to make this man love me. partially for the clout. just to prove i can.
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mfw orchestrating the Fallout 4 romances so Danse is standing there watching as I bed literally everyone else. My spite for him is boundless. Pine from the cuck corner, fascist.