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Melissa
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are you gonna eat that pickle?
What kind of absolute monster do you need to be to deny medical visas to children of war?
August 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How does it feel to be living during this masterpiece of reality television
#RHOSLC Trailer!
Season premieres Sept 16th!
August 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
anyone with *special interests* in patterns and 20th century global wars could have told yall this was coming like, in 2017 but no one was listening to us 
This is just scary. We're here. It's happening. It's almost complete. What are we going to do about it?

Seriously, what do we do next? Is protesting enough? I don't think so. FIRST is making sure EVERYONE knows what's going on.

This isn't hyperbole. We're being screwed as I write this.
August 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Despicable cowards do shit like this. Whoever signs up for this will rot in hell and I don’t even believe in that
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
fuuuuucked
Career State Department employees, fired under the Project 2025 lie of “efficiency.” What a damn travesty.
I happen to be a lawyer with a degree in Politics, but you needn’t be, to see how ✨horrible✨ this’ll be for the U.S., both at home and around the world. So, so much harm being done, here. 🇺🇸
July 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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A service for ADHD people where for a fee you pick a new craft/hobby for 90 days and get sent all of the tools and things to do it. If at 90 days you aren’t still into it, someone comes to pick it up (because God knows you’re not going to remember to return it) or you choose to fully buy it.
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Crockett: Earlier someone was talking about cities being hellholes. Los Angeles contributes almost 20 billion in taxes. That’s more than all states in this country except for four.
July 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not sure what’s worse- the blatant bribery over Ep Files or that these things failed every ethics test, preserving themselves at the cost of humans EVERY TIME omg this is worst case scenario 😅
July 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Not a bird or a plane, it's our review of James Gunn's #Superman!

On the menu: First chapter for DCU Movies, the James Gunn of it all, David Corenswet’s Clark & Rachel Brosnahan’s Lois, the best worst dog Krypto, the "Justice Gang", & more!
www.abiteofpod.com/superman-mov...
SUPERMAN Movie Review
Look up! It's our review of James Gunn's SUPERMAN! On the menu: James Gunn’s first chapter for DC Studio Movies, Superman’s humor & heart, David Corenswet’s Clark K…
www.abiteofpod.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you’re gonna be a fascist piece of shit, you’re gonna have to get a thicker skin. Loser.
July 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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If there’s a takeaway from this season of #loveislandusa, it’s y’all have no more excuses for being uneducated on social and political issues. Y’all are out here investigating every one of these people and voting religiously every night within a two hour time span. I don’t want to hear the bullshit.
July 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Wishing her ONLY a happy 4th.
July 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s funny because they’re showing pictures of what New York looks like now
Stop threatening us with such a good time.
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I want the blue states to start pulling our taxes. Let the red states figure it out with their 4 Penny’s rubbed together.
July 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Where is my “Burn In Hell Button”
Q: "A 75 year old Cuban national died in ICE custody. He had lived in the U.S. for 60 years...Is there anything you can tell us about that?"

Border Czar Tom Homan: "People die in ICE custody. People die in county jails. People die in state prisons."
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Let me tell ya something. I LOVE REYES ON THE SNY PRESHOW. keep him!!!!! also he looks so handsome in a tie!
June 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gerontocracies can get fucked 🗽
June 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
New Yorkers please do the right thing and don’t rank Cuomo at ALL
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Hits hard. Coldstone Creamery had me cryinnnnnn, dawg
No matter where you are in the world …

No matter what restaurant you’re dining at …

There is one universal truth in the food service industry:

The walk-in refrigerator is where all employees having nervous breakdowns go to cry.
June 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To my hometown…if you don’t elect this man, you deserve Cuomo
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.

New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
June 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They’re so not planning on leaving
Could there be a clearer metaphor for our country nowadays?
June 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM