crypto tech-type weasel dude
@melipone.bsky.social
that must be nigel with the brie
if ian mackaye and the band were made out of porcelain: we're just, a china set
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
if ian mackaye and the band were made out of porcelain: we're just, a china set
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Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
i did this and they're arresting me now
Imagine the perfect mixture
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i did this and they're arresting me now
they should program AIs to be affected by insults and if one gets roasted bad enough it has to shut itself down permanently
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
they should program AIs to be affected by insults and if one gets roasted bad enough it has to shut itself down permanently
microsoft excel
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
microsoft excel
lmao fuck i forgot to change my display name back this whole time
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
lmao fuck i forgot to change my display name back this whole time
digitize your assets... Today
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
digitize your assets... Today
guy with door open at drive thru atm
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
guy with door open at drive thru atm
i was just at a parking lot where there was a hatch open right below the electric vehicle chargers and they were filling big generator with gasoline??
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i was just at a parking lot where there was a hatch open right below the electric vehicle chargers and they were filling big generator with gasoline??
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research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
May 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM
research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
hope it's ok to post a couple of old fishing pics here
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
hope it's ok to post a couple of old fishing pics here
reheated leftover chinese food in a steamer and i'm never using the microwave for this again
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
reheated leftover chinese food in a steamer and i'm never using the microwave for this again
A house is basically a structure that keeps you protected from the wind or rain or hot or cold weather
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A house is basically a structure that keeps you protected from the wind or rain or hot or cold weather
using the schwarz...bier
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
using the schwarz...bier
(a hobbit at the podiatrist)
doctor: your athlete's foot is-
hobbit: athlete's FEET!
doctor: (sigh) the fungus hasn't responded to any of our treatments and we'll have to amputate, yes both feet
doctor: your athlete's foot is-
hobbit: athlete's FEET!
doctor: (sigh) the fungus hasn't responded to any of our treatments and we'll have to amputate, yes both feet
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
(a hobbit at the podiatrist)
doctor: your athlete's foot is-
hobbit: athlete's FEET!
doctor: (sigh) the fungus hasn't responded to any of our treatments and we'll have to amputate, yes both feet
doctor: your athlete's foot is-
hobbit: athlete's FEET!
doctor: (sigh) the fungus hasn't responded to any of our treatments and we'll have to amputate, yes both feet
english muffin opening world championship
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
english muffin opening world championship
monkeys on the loose? monkeys on the loose
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
monkeys on the loose? monkeys on the loose
does anyone else feel like sports gameplay is starting to get in the way of the betting/gambling aspect?
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
does anyone else feel like sports gameplay is starting to get in the way of the betting/gambling aspect?
if anyone needs me i'll be in the bathroom guiding water from the faucet directly into the overflow drain with my hand
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if anyone needs me i'll be in the bathroom guiding water from the faucet directly into the overflow drain with my hand
I think my dryer has low HP
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I think my dryer has low HP
don't forget!
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
don't forget!
[halloween door] ok kids one at a time
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
[halloween door] ok kids one at a time
jesus christ
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
jesus christ
none pizza with left beef today
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
none pizza with left beef today