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Occasional VTuber & Witchy Shieldmaiden
Perpetually Tired — [ https://valkyria.me ]
🔞 - [Minors DNI]
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"Apollo MeiPod" - Gen 1 by MEIDUNN on Jinxxy
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The Apollo MeiPod (Gen 1)
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"With an innovate 5 GeoBytes of storage syncing up to 1 septillion songs in under 4 nanoseconds (using our CryoWire cable technology) while powered by a 3000qAh battery, you'll be listening for 630 years on a single, 30 second charge."
todays project - install an IDE to SD adapter in my imac g3. heresy? a little bit. helps with longetivity? 100%.
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
todays project - install an IDE to SD adapter in my imac g3. heresy? a little bit. helps with longetivity? 100%.
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Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
January 28, 2026 at 7:34 PM
being an adult is playing animal crossing, seeing a lost item on the ground and going "not my problem right now, I gotta pay my bills"
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
being an adult is playing animal crossing, seeing a lost item on the ground and going "not my problem right now, I gotta pay my bills"
I really wish ID Software would pick up the Commander Keen franchise again. Not just because they're fun games but because they're, to many peoples surprise, essential to the lore of DOOM and Wolfenstein but have been delegated to small easter eggs in either series.
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I really wish ID Software would pick up the Commander Keen franchise again. Not just because they're fun games but because they're, to many peoples surprise, essential to the lore of DOOM and Wolfenstein but have been delegated to small easter eggs in either series.
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Stardew Valley lets you live the ultimate fantasy - owning a house
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Stardew Valley lets you live the ultimate fantasy - owning a house
that's definitely one of the descriptions of all time
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
that's definitely one of the descriptions of all time
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Loyalty is being stabbed in the heart, and, despite the pain and the life draining from your eyes, still loving the person holding the knife.
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Loyalty is being stabbed in the heart, and, despite the pain and the life draining from your eyes, still loving the person holding the knife.
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BITCH dropped a TORMENTED SYNAPSE!! SOLD that SHIT so fast, the GRAND EXCHANGE turned into a CRATER!! SIXTY NINE MIL, STRAIGHT to my GUILINOR BANK - no PIN, no STRONGHOLD of SECURITY!! SCAMS cant GET to ME!! Im level ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY SIX!! THIS SHIT aint NOTHIN to ME MAN!!
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
BITCH dropped a TORMENTED SYNAPSE!! SOLD that SHIT so fast, the GRAND EXCHANGE turned into a CRATER!! SIXTY NINE MIL, STRAIGHT to my GUILINOR BANK - no PIN, no STRONGHOLD of SECURITY!! SCAMS cant GET to ME!! Im level ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY SIX!! THIS SHIT aint NOTHIN to ME MAN!!
Saying ”chrummy chummbus” in as many ways as possible
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Saying ”chrummy chummbus” in as many ways as possible
people who are surprised that michael jackson was in the epstein files must've been entirely asleep during the early 2000's when he went on 60 minutes and said it was perfectly normal to share a bed with young boys lmao, i wouldn't be shocked if he got offed by epstein & crew for being TOO open
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
people who are surprised that michael jackson was in the epstein files must've been entirely asleep during the early 2000's when he went on 60 minutes and said it was perfectly normal to share a bed with young boys lmao, i wouldn't be shocked if he got offed by epstein & crew for being TOO open
man who knew getting a new social security number was gonna be such a headache
all i have to prove my existence to municipal entities right now is a sheet of A4 paper from the national tax authority with a case number on it
wack
all i have to prove my existence to municipal entities right now is a sheet of A4 paper from the national tax authority with a case number on it
wack
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
man who knew getting a new social security number was gonna be such a headache
all i have to prove my existence to municipal entities right now is a sheet of A4 paper from the national tax authority with a case number on it
wack
all i have to prove my existence to municipal entities right now is a sheet of A4 paper from the national tax authority with a case number on it
wack
I'm studying History right now, a passion subject of mine, and I always thought the Carolean Army was a fascinating display of how efficient religious dogma (especially tied to the Crown) can be at brainwashing an entire population into thinking your death on the battlefield is predetermined by God.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm studying History right now, a passion subject of mine, and I always thought the Carolean Army was a fascinating display of how efficient religious dogma (especially tied to the Crown) can be at brainwashing an entire population into thinking your death on the battlefield is predetermined by God.
new domain, who dis
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
new domain, who dis
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have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight
have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight
this documentary short about the development of litterature i'm watching has edward kenway in A-pose
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this documentary short about the development of litterature i'm watching has edward kenway in A-pose
prediction: steam machine will sell at $700 (unsubsidized due to needing ROI), frame at $600 - subsidized, but better overall value + lower cost/fewer components than ie a Quest 3
BUNDLE price, $1200 ($100 subsidized on the machine for being packaged with a niche) matching the original price rumors
BUNDLE price, $1200 ($100 subsidized on the machine for being packaged with a niche) matching the original price rumors
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
prediction: steam machine will sell at $700 (unsubsidized due to needing ROI), frame at $600 - subsidized, but better overall value + lower cost/fewer components than ie a Quest 3
BUNDLE price, $1200 ($100 subsidized on the machine for being packaged with a niche) matching the original price rumors
BUNDLE price, $1200 ($100 subsidized on the machine for being packaged with a niche) matching the original price rumors
a friend from the uk is visiting next month and he wanted to know how big my kitchen is for cooking reasons and i didnt have a good reference point in mind so i just sent him this
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
a friend from the uk is visiting next month and he wanted to know how big my kitchen is for cooking reasons and i didnt have a good reference point in mind so i just sent him this
everyone keeps calling my hot choccy "simpsons movie ned flanders ahh lookin drink" and im somehow both upset and glad that people understand that's where i got the idea from
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
everyone keeps calling my hot choccy "simpsons movie ned flanders ahh lookin drink" and im somehow both upset and glad that people understand that's where i got the idea from