Guys. It’s Happy New Year. Not happy new yearsssss. We’re only celebrating one new year. Not multiple.

I want to go to an underwater club where animals play the music. Why can’t #Wicked be real life

In case you didn’t know, #Wicked came available to buy or rent at 12:00 on 12/31. I bought mine at 12:40am 🤣everyone send prayers for my neighbors.

I just screamed “NO” approximately 27 times as Teenys flame was affected by the wind and Sam’s flag went up first. I really wanted an all female #finalthree and really wanted Teeny to be part of that #Survivor47

I’m a huge #Survivor fan, but I want this season to end just so I don’t have to look at Sues filthy face anymore. Girl, wash your face.

So you know how back in the day when you posted on twitter it was called a tweet. What is it called on #BlueSky? A Bly? A Ski?

Okay I like that this #BlueSky isn’t owned by a douche berry but the algorithm isn’t hitting. Again, blue sky, I’m a dog person. There’s too many cats on my feed.

Ohhh so this is why I don’t like the Muppets. Because of my dead heart. Checks out.

Omg I’m almost at twenty followers! I’m basically #BlueSkyFamous

Good Morning SKIES of BLUE

Hope these two bring you a Sunday Smile
We rescued these adorable twins from Ruff Rescue in Arizona
Surrounded now by so much love and joy

PLEASE ADOPT DONT SHOP
this holiday season
So many need loving forever homes.
Meet TARA and TYMMIE
Tis the season 🌲

Four days into #BlueSky and there’s a bunch of cats on my feed. I’m a dog person, Blue Sky. Do better.

Every half hour or so, I look at my dog to make sure she’s still breathing. I don’t know how you guys have human children lol

Hey guys just wondering, how weird is it for a 32 year old without children to watch Bluey? This isn’t for me of course, I’m asking for a friend. I’M ASKING FOR A FRIEND OKAY?! #Bluey

I just returned a vest for $26 and then bought a dress for $30. You can’t convince me the dress wasn’t $4. You just can’t. #girlmath

This is my dog. She’s pretty cute. #corgilabmix