Megan (she/her)
@meganstecker.bsky.social
Feminist with a library card and killer cookie recipe. Remote working overthinker who stress-bakes her thoughts away. Fluent in sarcasm and early 00's bops.
I know internet trolls are a thing - I see it... But I can't understand spending precious time spewing hate into the void, only to make someone's day worse. If this is you: go to fucking therapy, sit in the sun, drink some water. Do literally anything else.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know internet trolls are a thing - I see it... But I can't understand spending precious time spewing hate into the void, only to make someone's day worse. If this is you: go to fucking therapy, sit in the sun, drink some water. Do literally anything else.
Superiority is the opposite of the point.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Superiority is the opposite of the point.
I need an internet restraining order for people I'm aggressively indifferent to.
Today's blacklist: Candace Cameron-Bure and the Kardashian industrial complex.
I don't wish them harm—I just want their content to never assault my eyeballs again.
Today's blacklist: Candace Cameron-Bure and the Kardashian industrial complex.
I don't wish them harm—I just want their content to never assault my eyeballs again.
September 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I need an internet restraining order for people I'm aggressively indifferent to.
Today's blacklist: Candace Cameron-Bure and the Kardashian industrial complex.
I don't wish them harm—I just want their content to never assault my eyeballs again.
Today's blacklist: Candace Cameron-Bure and the Kardashian industrial complex.
I don't wish them harm—I just want their content to never assault my eyeballs again.
3 things bringing me joy today (in no particular order and with no additional notes):
1.) Hummingbirds
2.) Skinny Pop Popcorn
3.) My onCloud Tennis Shoes*
*Are we saying sneakers these days or tennis shoes? Please advise.
1.) Hummingbirds
2.) Skinny Pop Popcorn
3.) My onCloud Tennis Shoes*
*Are we saying sneakers these days or tennis shoes? Please advise.
August 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
3 things bringing me joy today (in no particular order and with no additional notes):
1.) Hummingbirds
2.) Skinny Pop Popcorn
3.) My onCloud Tennis Shoes*
*Are we saying sneakers these days or tennis shoes? Please advise.
1.) Hummingbirds
2.) Skinny Pop Popcorn
3.) My onCloud Tennis Shoes*
*Are we saying sneakers these days or tennis shoes? Please advise.
Formal petition to change the name of Mother’s Day to:
Not your mother for today, day.
Signed, all overstimulated and tired mothers.
Not your mother for today, day.
Signed, all overstimulated and tired mothers.
May 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Formal petition to change the name of Mother’s Day to:
Not your mother for today, day.
Signed, all overstimulated and tired mothers.
Not your mother for today, day.
Signed, all overstimulated and tired mothers.
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If you love your library, listen up…
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you love your library, listen up…
Ladies with two X chromosomes and 35+ candles on the cake: Dr. Mary Claire Haver just blew my mind on Armchair Expert.
Finally, someone can explain why our bodies feel like they're staging a rebellion.
Listen ASAP: armchairexpertpod.com/pods/mary-cl...
Finally, someone can explain why our bodies feel like they're staging a rebellion.
Listen ASAP: armchairexpertpod.com/pods/mary-cl...
Mary Claire Haver — Armchair Expert
Mary Claire Haver (The New Menopause, The ‘Pause Life) is a board-certified OBGYN, culinary medicine specialist, and best-selling author. Mary Claire joins the Armchair Expert to discuss how she ended...
armchairexpertpod.com
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ladies with two X chromosomes and 35+ candles on the cake: Dr. Mary Claire Haver just blew my mind on Armchair Expert.
Finally, someone can explain why our bodies feel like they're staging a rebellion.
Listen ASAP: armchairexpertpod.com/pods/mary-cl...
Finally, someone can explain why our bodies feel like they're staging a rebellion.
Listen ASAP: armchairexpertpod.com/pods/mary-cl...
I always thought I’d be the chill “just have fun” mom when it came to my kids in sports.
Turns out I was wrong.
Move your feet. For the love of all that is holy SHOOOOT the damn ball. RUUUN. Why are you feet not moving… water breaks aren’t for sitting.
… I’m not proud of the sport mom I become.
Turns out I was wrong.
Move your feet. For the love of all that is holy SHOOOOT the damn ball. RUUUN. Why are you feet not moving… water breaks aren’t for sitting.
… I’m not proud of the sport mom I become.
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I always thought I’d be the chill “just have fun” mom when it came to my kids in sports.
Turns out I was wrong.
Move your feet. For the love of all that is holy SHOOOOT the damn ball. RUUUN. Why are you feet not moving… water breaks aren’t for sitting.
… I’m not proud of the sport mom I become.
Turns out I was wrong.
Move your feet. For the love of all that is holy SHOOOOT the damn ball. RUUUN. Why are you feet not moving… water breaks aren’t for sitting.
… I’m not proud of the sport mom I become.
I need to understand what kind of demons possess the parents with kids that show up to the airport at 4AM with full make up and a level of energy like they're on something illegal.
Meanwhile, I rolled out of bed 15 minutes before my Lyft, one eye closed, looking like the crypt keeper.
Meanwhile, I rolled out of bed 15 minutes before my Lyft, one eye closed, looking like the crypt keeper.
March 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I need to understand what kind of demons possess the parents with kids that show up to the airport at 4AM with full make up and a level of energy like they're on something illegal.
Meanwhile, I rolled out of bed 15 minutes before my Lyft, one eye closed, looking like the crypt keeper.
Meanwhile, I rolled out of bed 15 minutes before my Lyft, one eye closed, looking like the crypt keeper.
I need an extra sense to tell me when my friends and family are up for the day.
Early morning flights are much less enjoyable when I can’t participate in my codependent text threads.
And, nothing kills friendship faster than a 4 AM "you up?”
… Because I need an audience.
Early morning flights are much less enjoyable when I can’t participate in my codependent text threads.
And, nothing kills friendship faster than a 4 AM "you up?”
… Because I need an audience.
March 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I need an extra sense to tell me when my friends and family are up for the day.
Early morning flights are much less enjoyable when I can’t participate in my codependent text threads.
And, nothing kills friendship faster than a 4 AM "you up?”
… Because I need an audience.
Early morning flights are much less enjoyable when I can’t participate in my codependent text threads.
And, nothing kills friendship faster than a 4 AM "you up?”
… Because I need an audience.
I just finished @designmom.bsky.social's "The Kids Are All Right." It has lots of great ideas to consider and is honestly such a breath of fresh air when it comes to thinking about parenting in this world. I really appreciated their perspective. Highly recommend.
designmom.com/book-the-kid...
designmom.com/book-the-kid...
Book: The Kids Are All Right ⋆ Design Mom
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designmom.com
March 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just finished @designmom.bsky.social's "The Kids Are All Right." It has lots of great ideas to consider and is honestly such a breath of fresh air when it comes to thinking about parenting in this world. I really appreciated their perspective. Highly recommend.
designmom.com/book-the-kid...
designmom.com/book-the-kid...
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Ask yourself:
Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this?
Why would any decent human being do this?
Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this?
Why would any decent human being do this?
March 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ask yourself:
Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this?
Why would any decent human being do this?
Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this?
Why would any decent human being do this?
This is my third attempt at a blood draw in a week.
These labs must have also been hit by DOGE because apparently there’s an insane shortage and the people that are here don’t deserve a living wage.
But we have the best medical system in the world…
As we all wait 2.5 hours for bloodwork.
These labs must have also been hit by DOGE because apparently there’s an insane shortage and the people that are here don’t deserve a living wage.
But we have the best medical system in the world…
As we all wait 2.5 hours for bloodwork.
March 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is my third attempt at a blood draw in a week.
These labs must have also been hit by DOGE because apparently there’s an insane shortage and the people that are here don’t deserve a living wage.
But we have the best medical system in the world…
As we all wait 2.5 hours for bloodwork.
These labs must have also been hit by DOGE because apparently there’s an insane shortage and the people that are here don’t deserve a living wage.
But we have the best medical system in the world…
As we all wait 2.5 hours for bloodwork.
I didn’t realize I had strong opinions about eating chips in public, but here we are.
Waiting for a blood draw. Packed waiting room. Woman next to me is loudly crunching down on some kettle chips.
Crinkle - crinkle - crunch - crunch - crunch. Fold bag. Unfold bag. Repeat.
My skin is on fire.
Waiting for a blood draw. Packed waiting room. Woman next to me is loudly crunching down on some kettle chips.
Crinkle - crinkle - crunch - crunch - crunch. Fold bag. Unfold bag. Repeat.
My skin is on fire.
March 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I didn’t realize I had strong opinions about eating chips in public, but here we are.
Waiting for a blood draw. Packed waiting room. Woman next to me is loudly crunching down on some kettle chips.
Crinkle - crinkle - crunch - crunch - crunch. Fold bag. Unfold bag. Repeat.
My skin is on fire.
Waiting for a blood draw. Packed waiting room. Woman next to me is loudly crunching down on some kettle chips.
Crinkle - crinkle - crunch - crunch - crunch. Fold bag. Unfold bag. Repeat.
My skin is on fire.
Just got this text from a friend -- guess I've turned into a Nathan Evans influencer. You heard it here first.
March 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just got this text from a friend -- guess I've turned into a Nathan Evans influencer. You heard it here first.
The only things getting me through the start of the day. Cold brew + Nathan Evan’s shanties/jams.
You could call this gaming my mental health since RFKJR wants to fuck with all the other tools to help. 🤔
You could call this gaming my mental health since RFKJR wants to fuck with all the other tools to help. 🤔
March 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The only things getting me through the start of the day. Cold brew + Nathan Evan’s shanties/jams.
You could call this gaming my mental health since RFKJR wants to fuck with all the other tools to help. 🤔
You could call this gaming my mental health since RFKJR wants to fuck with all the other tools to help. 🤔
If our cheetoh in chief cuts support for our most vulnerable, I fully expect churches to pick up the slack.
I've heard for years, "the government isn't supposed to care for the people, the churches are."
Would love the address for the church accepting all the bills we can't pay.
I've heard for years, "the government isn't supposed to care for the people, the churches are."
Would love the address for the church accepting all the bills we can't pay.
March 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If our cheetoh in chief cuts support for our most vulnerable, I fully expect churches to pick up the slack.
I've heard for years, "the government isn't supposed to care for the people, the churches are."
Would love the address for the church accepting all the bills we can't pay.
I've heard for years, "the government isn't supposed to care for the people, the churches are."
Would love the address for the church accepting all the bills we can't pay.
Need to settle your nervous system? Same here.
We weren't built for endless chaos. Try Nathan Evans—his sea shanties are like a weighted blanket for your ears.
Ireland, will you take me in? Ancestry says I belong, and I clearly don't belong here.
We weren't built for endless chaos. Try Nathan Evans—his sea shanties are like a weighted blanket for your ears.
Ireland, will you take me in? Ancestry says I belong, and I clearly don't belong here.
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Need to settle your nervous system? Same here.
We weren't built for endless chaos. Try Nathan Evans—his sea shanties are like a weighted blanket for your ears.
Ireland, will you take me in? Ancestry says I belong, and I clearly don't belong here.
We weren't built for endless chaos. Try Nathan Evans—his sea shanties are like a weighted blanket for your ears.
Ireland, will you take me in? Ancestry says I belong, and I clearly don't belong here.
Every "please stay for 1-minute" video I've watched is a testament to how thoroughly we've normalized digital begging for basic human needs.
One minute of my time to help someone escape abuse, secure medical care, find shelter, or eat.
And I watch. Every. Single. Time.
One minute of my time to help someone escape abuse, secure medical care, find shelter, or eat.
And I watch. Every. Single. Time.
February 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every "please stay for 1-minute" video I've watched is a testament to how thoroughly we've normalized digital begging for basic human needs.
One minute of my time to help someone escape abuse, secure medical care, find shelter, or eat.
And I watch. Every. Single. Time.
One minute of my time to help someone escape abuse, secure medical care, find shelter, or eat.
And I watch. Every. Single. Time.
I'm in a benevolent mood. If you want to upgrade your morning coffee and stave off the existential dread that creeps in with consciousness... May I recommend the Chobani White Chocolate Raspberry creamer.
It's single-handedly, preventing my descent into the void.
#recommendationsyoudidntaskfor
It's single-handedly, preventing my descent into the void.
#recommendationsyoudidntaskfor
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm in a benevolent mood. If you want to upgrade your morning coffee and stave off the existential dread that creeps in with consciousness... May I recommend the Chobani White Chocolate Raspberry creamer.
It's single-handedly, preventing my descent into the void.
#recommendationsyoudidntaskfor
It's single-handedly, preventing my descent into the void.
#recommendationsyoudidntaskfor
My @lovecraftscom.bsky.social yarn order just landed. 🙌
About to embark upon a waffle stitch blanket for my next project... while I escape listen to #IronFlame for the second time.
About to embark upon a waffle stitch blanket for my next project... while I escape listen to #IronFlame for the second time.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My @lovecraftscom.bsky.social yarn order just landed. 🙌
About to embark upon a waffle stitch blanket for my next project... while I escape listen to #IronFlame for the second time.
About to embark upon a waffle stitch blanket for my next project... while I escape listen to #IronFlame for the second time.
A quick reminder on this lovely Thursday.
Elon Musk did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration. We officially have unelected N*zi's working in our top level of government.
Elon Musk did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration. We officially have unelected N*zi's working in our top level of government.
February 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A quick reminder on this lovely Thursday.
Elon Musk did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration. We officially have unelected N*zi's working in our top level of government.
Elon Musk did a Sieg Heil at the inauguration. We officially have unelected N*zi's working in our top level of government.
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I’m not a scientist, but with five plane crashes and three plane touches in the past three weeks, I have to believe that DEI was the only thing keeping airplanes safe.
Maybe we should bring it back?
Maybe we should bring it back?
1 dead, 2 injured after planes crash at Scottsdale Airport
One person died, and 4 others were injured after a plane belonging to a Mötley Crüe band member crashed on the runway at Scottsdale Airport.
ktar.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m not a scientist, but with five plane crashes and three plane touches in the past three weeks, I have to believe that DEI was the only thing keeping airplanes safe.
Maybe we should bring it back?
Maybe we should bring it back?
I've always had a contentious relationship with changing my name when I got married...
If this passes, I'll be changing it back. I'm 0% fucking around on this.
www.newsweek.com/married-wome...
If this passes, I'll be changing it back. I'm 0% fucking around on this.
www.newsweek.com/married-wome...
Married women could be stopped from voting under SAVE Act
The act could affect whether married women without passports are able to register to vote.
www.newsweek.com
February 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've always had a contentious relationship with changing my name when I got married...
If this passes, I'll be changing it back. I'm 0% fucking around on this.
www.newsweek.com/married-wome...
If this passes, I'll be changing it back. I'm 0% fucking around on this.
www.newsweek.com/married-wome...