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Please for my book fund $megalodonnnnn
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I don’t hate cooking I hate cleaning after
June 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don’t hate cooking I hate cleaning after
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This is Koda. He is approximately 70% fluffy and 30% floppy. An ideal ratio. 13/10 would pet enthusiastically (IG: koda_and_wrigley)
June 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is Koda. He is approximately 70% fluffy and 30% floppy. An ideal ratio. 13/10 would pet enthusiastically (IG: koda_and_wrigley)
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Cyber Anxiety
May 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Cyber Anxiety
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Yes. This is real.
No. This is not normal.
No. This is not normal.
May 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yes. This is real.
No. This is not normal.
No. This is not normal.
My dad refuses to watch “girly movies” but will watch whatever I’m watching with me so I put on a “girly movie” and push play 10 minutes in and say “ya this is just what I was watching we can change it” then he ends up getting invested 😈
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My dad refuses to watch “girly movies” but will watch whatever I’m watching with me so I put on a “girly movie” and push play 10 minutes in and say “ya this is just what I was watching we can change it” then he ends up getting invested 😈
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I miss when guys wore super deep v necks. Man cleavage was top tier.
As a bisexual nothing makes me get excited about a man like a deep v neck.
As a bisexual nothing makes me get excited about a man like a deep v neck.
May 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I miss when guys wore super deep v necks. Man cleavage was top tier.
As a bisexual nothing makes me get excited about a man like a deep v neck.
As a bisexual nothing makes me get excited about a man like a deep v neck.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of April!
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of April!
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Every day I try tell myself that everything I do might be worth it all one day, I want to feel that day so badly sometimes... I want to feel like everything is finally paid off and I can finally enjoy myself
April 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Every day I try tell myself that everything I do might be worth it all one day, I want to feel that day so badly sometimes... I want to feel like everything is finally paid off and I can finally enjoy myself
When I offer my services and you turn me down or away… just know how bad you missed out 😂😂😂
April 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When I offer my services and you turn me down or away… just know how bad you missed out 😂😂😂
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 25,1963
April 25,1963
April 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 25,1963
April 25,1963
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How are people not worried about everything happening every second of every day? I get it I get it, it’s anxiety inducing but that’s because it’s TERRIFYING AND WE NEED TO STOP IT
April 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How are people not worried about everything happening every second of every day? I get it I get it, it’s anxiety inducing but that’s because it’s TERRIFYING AND WE NEED TO STOP IT
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if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
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We're not living through normal times.
Don't try to normalize it.
Don't try to normalize it.
April 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We're not living through normal times.
Don't try to normalize it.
Don't try to normalize it.
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Also I am not above sending a funky text to somebody off my personal number for a buck my Cashapp is $megalodonnnnn
April 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Also I am not above sending a funky text to somebody off my personal number for a buck my Cashapp is $megalodonnnnn
If somebody wants to donate to me $megalodonnnnn so I can get the new hunger games book that would be wildly kind
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If somebody wants to donate to me $megalodonnnnn so I can get the new hunger games book that would be wildly kind
I was made aware my friends can tell I’m DEPRESSED when I’m watching different versions of Cinderella …..
I’ve watched Ever After, the Lily James version, and the Brandi version in the last 24 hours…….
Am I ok!?
I’ve watched Ever After, the Lily James version, and the Brandi version in the last 24 hours…….
Am I ok!?
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I was made aware my friends can tell I’m DEPRESSED when I’m watching different versions of Cinderella …..
I’ve watched Ever After, the Lily James version, and the Brandi version in the last 24 hours…….
Am I ok!?
I’ve watched Ever After, the Lily James version, and the Brandi version in the last 24 hours…….
Am I ok!?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 20,1950
April 20,1950
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 20,1950
April 20,1950
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This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
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LOL my dad is approaching 60 and I always say he eats like crap but is jacked…. Dude only eats protein and carbs 😂 drinks beer like water.
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
LOL my dad is approaching 60 and I always say he eats like crap but is jacked…. Dude only eats protein and carbs 😂 drinks beer like water.