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this couple didn’t know they were on the jumbotron at the kraken game and one of them says suddenly ‘i love you’ and the other says ‘i love you too’ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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It's official! Very excited about this one. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘Carrie’ TV Series From Mike Flanagan Officially Greenlit at Amazon
The "Carrie" TV adaptation at Amazon has officially been ordered to series, Variety has learned.
variety.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Kid Rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends, but don’t ! 😂😂😂
April 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
anyone else exhausted from all the constant trauma
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i fear i need media training just to be able to function in public
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i think every meal should be served either in a potato or some form of bread
March 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
March 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Taylor Lautner is set to star in new series ‘Taylor Lautner: Werewolf Hunter’ for Amazon.

The show will follow an alternate reality where, following the filming of ‘TWILIGHT’, he was drawn into a secret society of werewolf trackers who need his unique expertise.
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I bought the kind of cookie dough you can eat raw or bake and now I’m facing decision paralysis.
February 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the first time trump was in office i was furloughed. now im being laid off. coincidence?
February 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Giving the nazi salute should be something that gets a person immediately arrested! like they have in Germany for some reason.
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wow..
TikTok has been restored in the United States after 14 hours.
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
rip
TikTok is shut down in the US
January 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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yap
yawn
yearn
May 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
i’m sat
Vanity Fair shares first look at ‘Frankenstein’ starring Mia Goth, Jacob Elordi and Oscar Isaac.
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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My desire to stay on top of the political news is directly at odds with my desire to remain sane.
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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good morning
November 17, 2024 at 10:25 AM