rancidobject
@meekerv8.bsky.social
bringing out the fine china
art - @rancidproducts.bsky.social
art - @rancidproducts.bsky.social
Chinese "Shithead" named Dong sentenced to life imprisonment for living rudely; CHRIST!
March 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Chinese "Shithead" named Dong sentenced to life imprisonment for living rudely; CHRIST!
Loading a chewing gum into a gun and delicately sliding it into my mouth for a refreshing burst!
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Loading a chewing gum into a gun and delicately sliding it into my mouth for a refreshing burst!
50s Miner awaking from cryo sleep: "Wow I can't wait to see the future. Imagine if they invented liquid food."
I pass him a botle of Huel and he blasts his own head off.
I pass him a botle of Huel and he blasts his own head off.
January 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
50s Miner awaking from cryo sleep: "Wow I can't wait to see the future. Imagine if they invented liquid food."
I pass him a botle of Huel and he blasts his own head off.
I pass him a botle of Huel and he blasts his own head off.
jamaican accent: hello mate can i get two cod two chips and a battered sausage ta
December 1, 2024 at 7:21 PM
jamaican accent: hello mate can i get two cod two chips and a battered sausage ta
one of my favourite jokes right now is the idea that Elvis is still alive, shaved his head, and is now Joe Rogan
jamie mmhommm gon go pull thatup
jamie mmhommm gon go pull thatup
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
one of my favourite jokes right now is the idea that Elvis is still alive, shaved his head, and is now Joe Rogan
jamie mmhommm gon go pull thatup
jamie mmhommm gon go pull thatup
i have a drawings account over at @rancidproducts.bsky.social
thank you
thank you
October 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
i have a drawings account over at @rancidproducts.bsky.social
thank you
thank you
White Maniac Syndrome
June 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
White Maniac Syndrome
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(doing all work and no play for too long) Lol... this lowkey makes me feel like a dull boy. Damn, disa maken mesa feel liken a dull boy... (quick look around to make sure nobody is listening) Me gwon fil likka dull bowy, me badmon!
March 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
(doing all work and no play for too long) Lol... this lowkey makes me feel like a dull boy. Damn, disa maken mesa feel liken a dull boy... (quick look around to make sure nobody is listening) Me gwon fil likka dull bowy, me badmon!
my daughter, Sudden Incline, has passed from Long Covid. We bowled 3 perfect games today in her honour; she hated bowling but adored the number 300
February 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
my daughter, Sudden Incline, has passed from Long Covid. We bowled 3 perfect games today in her honour; she hated bowling but adored the number 300
mixing petrol and eggs together to try and create "super eggs" as breakfast food. Ill Tidings.
February 7, 2024 at 10:45 AM
mixing petrol and eggs together to try and create "super eggs" as breakfast food. Ill Tidings.
rendered these in Sauce Film Maker
February 6, 2024 at 6:46 PM
rendered these in Sauce Film Maker
thought about ditching this place until i remembered people are on here who aren't on twiter anymore.... hello all
January 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
thought about ditching this place until i remembered people are on here who aren't on twiter anymore.... hello all
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Idgaf about Israel. I'm too focused on meeting every pornstar before this progeria takes me out
October 7, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Idgaf about Israel. I'm too focused on meeting every pornstar before this progeria takes me out
new job starts on choosday
September 24, 2023 at 3:34 PM
new job starts on choosday
putting les dennis in a saw trap and all he has to do is memorise new impersonations of modern characters
September 19, 2023 at 10:02 PM
putting les dennis in a saw trap and all he has to do is memorise new impersonations of modern characters
BUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!!!!!
September 18, 2023 at 9:44 PM
BUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!!!!!