CJ • MechaMangaMonkey
@mechamangamonkey.bsky.social
★ they/them/their[s] (EN) | iel/ellui (FR) | élle (SP)
★ LGBTQ+ (emphasis on “Q”)
★ AuDHD haver, art creator, animal lover, chaos causer
★ if (major == "music") {minor = "comp_sci";}
★ LGBTQ+ (emphasis on “Q”)
★ AuDHD haver, art creator, animal lover, chaos causer
★ if (major == "music") {minor = "comp_sci";}
i don’t know how many of y’all need to hear this, but apparently at least SOME folks do because this legit just happened to me—
JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A STREET SIGN THAT SAYS “DEAD END” DOES NOT MEAN THAT SLAMMING ON YOUR BRAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET IS THE SAME THING AS PULLING OVER!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A STREET SIGN THAT SAYS “DEAD END” DOES NOT MEAN THAT SLAMMING ON YOUR BRAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET IS THE SAME THING AS PULLING OVER!!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
i don’t know how many of y’all need to hear this, but apparently at least SOME folks do because this legit just happened to me—
JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A STREET SIGN THAT SAYS “DEAD END” DOES NOT MEAN THAT SLAMMING ON YOUR BRAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET IS THE SAME THING AS PULLING OVER!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A STREET SIGN THAT SAYS “DEAD END” DOES NOT MEAN THAT SLAMMING ON YOUR BRAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET IS THE SAME THING AS PULLING OVER!!!
quick question: does anybody Know
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
quick question: does anybody Know
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If you work in journalism: you cannot use machine learning to upscale a photo and still be telling the truth. It WILL lie, even if you don't intend to tell one.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
If you work in journalism: you cannot use machine learning to upscale a photo and still be telling the truth. It WILL lie, even if you don't intend to tell one.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
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1- …is my floor exploding again
2- Again? o_o
2- Again? o_o
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
1- …is my floor exploding again
2- Again? o_o
2- Again? o_o
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To say @ashleyroboto.com is the embodiment of warm light would be an understatement. Her friendship is so important to me. It’s truly one of my most meaningful treasures and honors to share time with her.
Happy birthday, Ash. I love you immensely. You make the world better by simply existing 🥰🥰🥰
Happy birthday, Ash. I love you immensely. You make the world better by simply existing 🥰🥰🥰
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
To say @ashleyroboto.com is the embodiment of warm light would be an understatement. Her friendship is so important to me. It’s truly one of my most meaningful treasures and honors to share time with her.
Happy birthday, Ash. I love you immensely. You make the world better by simply existing 🥰🥰🥰
Happy birthday, Ash. I love you immensely. You make the world better by simply existing 🥰🥰🥰
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
and what if i grabbed all 8 of my friends who are on this platform by the throat and demanded that you fuckers (affectionate) listen to @xdetune.bsky.social’s BANGER new song? perchance :3
open.spotify.com/track/7w1dup...
open.spotify.com/track/7w1dup...
Stay Away
open.spotify.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
and what if i grabbed all 8 of my friends who are on this platform by the throat and demanded that you fuckers (affectionate) listen to @xdetune.bsky.social’s BANGER new song? perchance :3
open.spotify.com/track/7w1dup...
open.spotify.com/track/7w1dup...
had a very silly moment of human connection with a stranger in the waiting room at my doctor’s office over a stray car alarm going off in the parking lot :) man, i love people, we’re all just out here doing our best
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
had a very silly moment of human connection with a stranger in the waiting room at my doctor’s office over a stray car alarm going off in the parking lot :) man, i love people, we’re all just out here doing our best
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i just saw a tumblr post of someone saying they “miss” one piece
tfym you MISS *ONE PIECE?!* girl, it’s not fuckin going anywhere!!! there’s like 1100+ episodes and COUNTING 😭
tfym you MISS *ONE PIECE?!* girl, it’s not fuckin going anywhere!!! there’s like 1100+ episodes and COUNTING 😭
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
i just saw a tumblr post of someone saying they “miss” one piece
tfym you MISS *ONE PIECE?!* girl, it’s not fuckin going anywhere!!! there’s like 1100+ episodes and COUNTING 😭
tfym you MISS *ONE PIECE?!* girl, it’s not fuckin going anywhere!!! there’s like 1100+ episodes and COUNTING 😭
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Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
been doing a lot of talking with my therapist recently about how my parents’ relationship served as a very unhealthy model for me to be exposed to in my early childhood, and what this has to do with the new animal crossing update is KAPP’N AND LEILANI ARE *GOATED*
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
been doing a lot of talking with my therapist recently about how my parents’ relationship served as a very unhealthy model for me to be exposed to in my early childhood, and what this has to do with the new animal crossing update is KAPP’N AND LEILANI ARE *GOATED*
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She is sickened by your greed
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
She is sickened by your greed
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Caught Elsa snoopin
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Caught Elsa snoopin
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Establishment Democrats please get actual jobs you fucking BUMS
YESSSSIRRRRR
YESSSSIRRRRR
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Establishment Democrats please get actual jobs you fucking BUMS
YESSSSIRRRRR
YESSSSIRRRRR
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# I’M HAUNTED BY SNOOVEL, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
July 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
# I’M HAUNTED BY SNOOVEL, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
GET HIS ASS, IRISH PEOPLE
June 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
GET HIS ASS, IRISH PEOPLE
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Da numbers, Mason!!
Thank you to Monster Energy and @callofduty.com for one of the coolest packages I’ve ever been sent!
I try to work with brands I use products from, and I’ve spent far too much time grinding camos in Black Ops 6 while drinking Monster.
Blahaj drank my Zero Ultra though 😡 #ad
Thank you to Monster Energy and @callofduty.com for one of the coolest packages I’ve ever been sent!
I try to work with brands I use products from, and I’ve spent far too much time grinding camos in Black Ops 6 while drinking Monster.
Blahaj drank my Zero Ultra though 😡 #ad
February 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Da numbers, Mason!!
Thank you to Monster Energy and @callofduty.com for one of the coolest packages I’ve ever been sent!
I try to work with brands I use products from, and I’ve spent far too much time grinding camos in Black Ops 6 while drinking Monster.
Blahaj drank my Zero Ultra though 😡 #ad
Thank you to Monster Energy and @callofduty.com for one of the coolest packages I’ve ever been sent!
I try to work with brands I use products from, and I’ve spent far too much time grinding camos in Black Ops 6 while drinking Monster.
Blahaj drank my Zero Ultra though 😡 #ad
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Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
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January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
for a hot minute, i couldn’t remember where forks was supposed to be in the twilight universe (or if it’s even a real place irl) and was just COMPLETELY blanking on it, so my brain decided to invent the fictional u.s. state of wiscoshington
January 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
for a hot minute, i couldn’t remember where forks was supposed to be in the twilight universe (or if it’s even a real place irl) and was just COMPLETELY blanking on it, so my brain decided to invent the fictional u.s. state of wiscoshington
DEAR GOD, hello, hi, I’m finally crawling my way out of the burning building that Bird Hell App has become. Yikes!
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
DEAR GOD, hello, hi, I’m finally crawling my way out of the burning building that Bird Hell App has become. Yikes!