Mecha Crew Adventures
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The antics of a mecha mercenary crew in space. Tidbits from their lifes and their universe. Sometimes serious, sometimes weird.
A project by @nyalruko.bsky.social. Profile picture by @shredgatto.bsky.social
The antics of a mecha mercenary crew in space. Tidbits from their lifes and their universe. Sometimes serious, sometimes weird.
A project by @nyalruko.bsky.social. Profile picture by @shredgatto.bsky.social
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Doctors log
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Doctors log
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
Doctors log
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Doctors log
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
Experiment with growth hormones went out of hand. Subject stored in unused hangar for the time being.
Advised the crew to not approach as tendencies to see them as food have been observed.
Curious onlookers still gather despite warnings.
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"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot
"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot
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Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl
Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl
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Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers
Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers
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Attention crew!
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Attention crew!
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
Attention crew!
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Attention crew!
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations
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Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines
Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines
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Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions
Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions
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The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking
The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking
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Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities
...but the delicious fumes will escape! That new mech smell!
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities
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When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off
Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities
...but the delicious fumes will escape! That new mech smell!
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities
When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off
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"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"
"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"
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Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator
Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator
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It is tradition that when a new pilot finishes their first sortie a squadron leader will heat up the mark of the group on the exhaust pipes of the newbies mecha and brand them as a full member
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is tradition that when a new pilot finishes their first sortie a squadron leader will heat up the mark of the group on the exhaust pipes of the newbies mecha and brand them as a full member