Mead Hall Memento Mori
@meadmori.bsky.social
Dead thing lying around Mead Hall in #Wulferhampton. Here to remind people to keep a short account. Ex X.
Not a total clown.
Not a total clown.
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🫶😘🥂good morning, my lovely’s. It’s what little people call ‘hump day’! 😉 I’ve noticed that insignificant beings can be easily upset today. 🐿️ so rather than annoy them, my good deed will be to stay in my manor and be waited on hand and foot. 🫶😍🧚🏽♀️
Happy Wednesday 😘🫶
Hugs and kisses 🥰☺️😘
Happy Wednesday 😘🫶
Hugs and kisses 🥰☺️😘
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
🫶😘🥂good morning, my lovely’s. It’s what little people call ‘hump day’! 😉 I’ve noticed that insignificant beings can be easily upset today. 🐿️ so rather than annoy them, my good deed will be to stay in my manor and be waited on hand and foot. 🫶😍🧚🏽♀️
Happy Wednesday 😘🫶
Hugs and kisses 🥰☺️😘
Happy Wednesday 😘🫶
Hugs and kisses 🥰☺️😘
Suppose these were @wulfhelm.bsky.social's astronomers? What would the reaction be?
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Suppose these were @wulfhelm.bsky.social's astronomers? What would the reaction be?
Was there a Wulferhampton "No Kings" protest? If so, what did it look like? And have they found the bodies yet?
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Was there a Wulferhampton "No Kings" protest? If so, what did it look like? And have they found the bodies yet?
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I've been thinking.
We could have a Wülferhampton AI centre. That boggy place, plus the beneficent climate, would provide the extensive water supply - ready mixed with the effluent output so characteristic of AI. I'm sure a few serfs have the odd hour free; they can power it using treadmills.
We could have a Wülferhampton AI centre. That boggy place, plus the beneficent climate, would provide the extensive water supply - ready mixed with the effluent output so characteristic of AI. I'm sure a few serfs have the odd hour free; they can power it using treadmills.
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I've been thinking.
We could have a Wülferhampton AI centre. That boggy place, plus the beneficent climate, would provide the extensive water supply - ready mixed with the effluent output so characteristic of AI. I'm sure a few serfs have the odd hour free; they can power it using treadmills.
We could have a Wülferhampton AI centre. That boggy place, plus the beneficent climate, would provide the extensive water supply - ready mixed with the effluent output so characteristic of AI. I'm sure a few serfs have the odd hour free; they can power it using treadmills.
'For a king who achieved so much, Æthelstan is a remarkably mysterious monarch. It is 1,100 years since he was crowned the first king of England, yet he has remained surprisingly absent from the history books.' Discuss.
How England misplaced its first king
In his lifetime, the first king of England was renowned throughout Europe. But over the centuries, he has been sidelined by history.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
How are the sprouts doing? Have we lost many staff* yet?
*Serfs
*Serfs
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How are the sprouts doing? Have we lost many staff* yet?
*Serfs
*Serfs
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In the unlikely event anybody is interested in trekking to Herts to hear me talk about my research and career in flying, I'm, erm, talking about my research and career in flying. www.tickettailor.com/events/unive... Tickets are free but spaces need to be booked due to limited capacity.
Book your space – Language in the Sky: Can Linguistics Shape Airline Safety? – Rucklers Lane Village Hall, Hertfordshire
Language in the Sky: Can Linguistics Shape Airline Safety? – Rucklers Lane Village Hall, Hertfordshire, Wed 5 Nov 2025 -
www.tickettailor.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
In the unlikely event anybody is interested in trekking to Herts to hear me talk about my research and career in flying, I'm, erm, talking about my research and career in flying. www.tickettailor.com/events/unive... Tickets are free but spaces need to be booked due to limited capacity.
@modorhelm.bsky.social Tiddles wasn't known as Grendel previously was he/she?
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@modorhelm.bsky.social Tiddles wasn't known as Grendel previously was he/she?
Out of interest, who owns the media in #Wulferhampton?
August 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Out of interest, who owns the media in #Wulferhampton?
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That's what *she* said.
August 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That's what *she* said.
"You're an historian now. Switch on!"
August 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"You're an historian now. Switch on!"
I'm not sure what's going on here but I suspect it means war.
August 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I'm not sure what's going on here but I suspect it means war.
Slightly diminish a band:
Tepidplay
Tepidplay
Slightly diminish a band:
Moist Leg
or
Damp Leg
Moist Leg
or
Damp Leg
Slightly diminish a band:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
August 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Tepidplay
Tepidplay
Slightly diminish a band:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
Slightly diminish a band:
Half Direction
Half Direction
Slightly diminish a band:
The Cousins of Mercy
The Cousins of Mercy
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Twilight.
I wondered if I had seen this mouse scurrying round the mead hall. Then I remembered we don't have any cheese. Probably safer being a mouse than a rat here though.
it's your friend. the mouse. the mouse full of cheese. the cheese mouse
August 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I wondered if I had seen this mouse scurrying round the mead hall. Then I remembered we don't have any cheese. Probably safer being a mouse than a rat here though.
Wondering if the relationship between this and the Skön Wars is purely coincidental.
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wondering if the relationship between this and the Skön Wars is purely coincidental.
What's the correct term for Wülferhampton citizens? Inhabitants? Denizens?
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What's the correct term for Wülferhampton citizens? Inhabitants? Denizens?
Was this what was happening in the Mead Hall last night? It sounded quite raucous* and money** may have been changing hands.
*Drunken***
**There may have been potatoes in the bags rather than actual money
***Debauched
*Drunken***
**There may have been potatoes in the bags rather than actual money
***Debauched
July 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Was this what was happening in the Mead Hall last night? It sounded quite raucous* and money** may have been changing hands.
*Drunken***
**There may have been potatoes in the bags rather than actual money
***Debauched
*Drunken***
**There may have been potatoes in the bags rather than actual money
***Debauched
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Having to worship a person to get your point across is a strange phenomenon but having a felonious psychopath in charge of the most powerful country is also a weird phenomenon
July 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Having to worship a person to get your point across is a strange phenomenon but having a felonious psychopath in charge of the most powerful country is also a weird phenomenon
@wulfhelm.bsky.social as always is shown to have the best interests of his serfs at heart.
Yep, can confirm, all that happened to me as well, it was a great weekend, jazz is the best!
June 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social as always is shown to have the best interests of his serfs at heart.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... pretty sure that's not what I saw @wulfhelm.bsky.social using it for.
Sutton Hoo Byzantine bucket believed to be cremation vessel
Archaeologists find human and animal remains in the base of the bucket, confirming their beliefs.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... pretty sure that's not what I saw @wulfhelm.bsky.social using it for.
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between comedy and tragedy.
... between antipathy and xenophobia
... between right and wrong
... between metonymy and synechdoche
... between paradise and tribulation
... between antipathy and xenophobia
... between right and wrong
... between metonymy and synechdoche
... between paradise and tribulation
May 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between comedy and tragedy.
... between antipathy and xenophobia
... between right and wrong
... between metonymy and synechdoche
... between paradise and tribulation
... between antipathy and xenophobia
... between right and wrong
... between metonymy and synechdoche
... between paradise and tribulation
Maybe the neck ring indicates where I got separated from my body.
A Late Iron Age copper alloy hinged neck ring inlaid with coloured glass
Found in 1889 on the Isle of Portland in #Dorset
Although its original context is unknown, it remains an exceptional piece of Durotrigian bling 🤩
© Trustees of the British Museum: 1889,0715.1
#FindsFriday
Found in 1889 on the Isle of Portland in #Dorset
Although its original context is unknown, it remains an exceptional piece of Durotrigian bling 🤩
© Trustees of the British Museum: 1889,0715.1
#FindsFriday
March 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Maybe the neck ring indicates where I got separated from my body.
What was going on in the Mead Hall last night?
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
What was going on in the Mead Hall last night?