Kat McKatKat
@mckatkat.bsky.social
Covered in morally imperative dust. I have many normal thoughts and feelings and parasocial friendships with ghosts. 5'11" Lestat truther. The most terrifying kind of preternatural monster: a person who liked Blood Canticle. (she/her)
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Kat McKatKat
@mckatkat.bsky.social
· Feb 10
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Making a proper pinned post that I can put stuff under! See this thread for book cover redesigns I do for fun, stuff I've written, and whatever else feels pin-able:
Making a proper pinned post that I can put stuff under! See this thread for book cover redesigns I do for fun, stuff I've written, and whatever else feels pin-able:
My viewing of the television show was interrupted by finding out that my friend finished the devil's minion chapter of Queen of the Damned
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My viewing of the television show was interrupted by finding out that my friend finished the devil's minion chapter of Queen of the Damned
The McKatkat Obviously Wants to Rewatch AMC Interview with the Vampire and Won't Put It Off Until Closer to Season Three Thread: I'm very curious if my opinions will have changed dramatically on anything about the show now I've read the books.
And also become insane about the books.
Let's see!
And also become insane about the books.
Let's see!
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The McKatkat Obviously Wants to Rewatch AMC Interview with the Vampire and Won't Put It Off Until Closer to Season Three Thread: I'm very curious if my opinions will have changed dramatically on anything about the show now I've read the books.
And also become insane about the books.
Let's see!
And also become insane about the books.
Let's see!
What if I watch AMC Interview with the Vampire. What if that's the kind of mood I'm in.
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What if I watch AMC Interview with the Vampire. What if that's the kind of mood I'm in.
It's so funny when dogs have a little project. Whatever it is is probably nonsense, but they have a PROJECT. Mochi I think is investigating "was there a cat here."
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It's so funny when dogs have a little project. Whatever it is is probably nonsense, but they have a PROJECT. Mochi I think is investigating "was there a cat here."
I wrote something about the thing I've not posted anything about, and the thing I usually don't talk about. It felt like I needed to post it, though I'm not sure that's not a mistake. I just wanted to.
A Case of Mistaken Identity
a true story, unfortunately
mckatkat.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wrote something about the thing I've not posted anything about, and the thing I usually don't talk about. It felt like I needed to post it, though I'm not sure that's not a mistake. I just wanted to.
I hate white people tacos.
I'm very white. This is a purely culinary opinion. I spent the first like 18 years of my life thinking I didn't like Mexican food because of fucking white people tacos.
Hipster tacos? I like me a hipster taco, I like me an authentic taco, white people tacos? NO!
I'm very white. This is a purely culinary opinion. I spent the first like 18 years of my life thinking I didn't like Mexican food because of fucking white people tacos.
Hipster tacos? I like me a hipster taco, I like me an authentic taco, white people tacos? NO!
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I hate white people tacos.
I'm very white. This is a purely culinary opinion. I spent the first like 18 years of my life thinking I didn't like Mexican food because of fucking white people tacos.
Hipster tacos? I like me a hipster taco, I like me an authentic taco, white people tacos? NO!
I'm very white. This is a purely culinary opinion. I spent the first like 18 years of my life thinking I didn't like Mexican food because of fucking white people tacos.
Hipster tacos? I like me a hipster taco, I like me an authentic taco, white people tacos? NO!
Mochi does NOT like the horses on Bridgerton.
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Mochi does NOT like the horses on Bridgerton.
So in this episode of "keeping up with the heteros" in my life, I am trying to understand the appeal of... Bridgerton. Season 4. I saw the first two episodes of the show years ago and didn't like it.
This is exactly the same impulse that lead me to watch Magic Mike XXL. I've never seen the first.
This is exactly the same impulse that lead me to watch Magic Mike XXL. I've never seen the first.
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
So in this episode of "keeping up with the heteros" in my life, I am trying to understand the appeal of... Bridgerton. Season 4. I saw the first two episodes of the show years ago and didn't like it.
This is exactly the same impulse that lead me to watch Magic Mike XXL. I've never seen the first.
This is exactly the same impulse that lead me to watch Magic Mike XXL. I've never seen the first.
My mother saw someone trying to get rid of a hamster on Marketplace and now has a hamster. This morning's update included "I tried to pet him but quit after he tried to bite me eight times."
I love hamsters 🐹 They're such assholes.
I love hamsters 🐹 They're such assholes.
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
My mother saw someone trying to get rid of a hamster on Marketplace and now has a hamster. This morning's update included "I tried to pet him but quit after he tried to bite me eight times."
I love hamsters 🐹 They're such assholes.
I love hamsters 🐹 They're such assholes.
Feel like there's either a lot of people joining bluesky or watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time.
So this is my PSA that this is not a fandom account, I just really talk about Anne Rice vampires this much. And will therefore also talk about other things. Like Pitbull.
So this is my PSA that this is not a fandom account, I just really talk about Anne Rice vampires this much. And will therefore also talk about other things. Like Pitbull.
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Feel like there's either a lot of people joining bluesky or watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time.
So this is my PSA that this is not a fandom account, I just really talk about Anne Rice vampires this much. And will therefore also talk about other things. Like Pitbull.
So this is my PSA that this is not a fandom account, I just really talk about Anne Rice vampires this much. And will therefore also talk about other things. Like Pitbull.
Rare fic rec from me, but man has this been helping distract me from my heath: 441k total retelling of Captive Prince, all three books, from Laurent's pov. It felt like reading the series itself a year ago but totally fresh. Mind tags, it details Laurent's canon backstory.
My god! What a fic!
My god! What a fic!
Marionette, Poppet, Prince - KaerWrites - Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Rare fic rec from me, but man has this been helping distract me from my heath: 441k total retelling of Captive Prince, all three books, from Laurent's pov. It felt like reading the series itself a year ago but totally fresh. Mind tags, it details Laurent's canon backstory.
My god! What a fic!
My god! What a fic!
Pee-wee as Himself is a fantastic documentary! I really recommend it, as a person who saw Big Adventure once in high school and only knows anything else about Paul Reubens via cultural osmosis. It's just a great character study of this extremely private person in all the complexity of it. So good.
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Pee-wee as Himself is a fantastic documentary! I really recommend it, as a person who saw Big Adventure once in high school and only knows anything else about Paul Reubens via cultural osmosis. It's just a great character study of this extremely private person in all the complexity of it. So good.
THERE'S A TINY BIT OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. She bit it and then was unhappy that it made her mouth cold.
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
THERE'S A TINY BIT OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. She bit it and then was unhappy that it made her mouth cold.
I'm watching Pee Wee As Himself, and I'm too young to really care about Pee Wee the show, but the pictures and footage of him as a conceptual artist in the early 70s are delightful 😂 His gay drag experimental student films.
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I'm watching Pee Wee As Himself, and I'm too young to really care about Pee Wee the show, but the pictures and footage of him as a conceptual artist in the early 70s are delightful 😂 His gay drag experimental student films.
The worst part is I don't even think that he doesn't realize who the imported labor class who couldn't vote was. I think he knows it, and I think he's very aware that he doesn't want to stop using undocumented labor, he just wants to stop viewing them as people.
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The worst part is I don't even think that he doesn't realize who the imported labor class who couldn't vote was. I think he knows it, and I think he's very aware that he doesn't want to stop using undocumented labor, he just wants to stop viewing them as people.
I love the fact that there was a study that showed that dogs find humans cute. I know that's a vast over simplification but I don't care!
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I love the fact that there was a study that showed that dogs find humans cute. I know that's a vast over simplification but I don't care!
AHH MORE SNOWFLAKES. I don't think we're going to get to actually decent snowfall today but we have flurries now 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
AHH MORE SNOWFLAKES. I don't think we're going to get to actually decent snowfall today but we have flurries now 🥰
The first snow of the first winter I lived in Chicago, a few of my classmates from warm climates and I went to Lincoln Park, which was an untouched SEA of like 3ft of snow, and it was already dark but we were basically diving in it like it was a swimming pool- bunch of 20 somethings acting like kids
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The first snow of the first winter I lived in Chicago, a few of my classmates from warm climates and I went to Lincoln Park, which was an untouched SEA of like 3ft of snow, and it was already dark but we were basically diving in it like it was a swimming pool- bunch of 20 somethings acting like kids
SNOW SNOW SNOW I JUST SAW SNOWFLAKES SNOW SNOOOOOOOW
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
SNOW SNOW SNOW I JUST SAW SNOWFLAKES SNOW SNOOOOOOOW
Why am I getting sponsored posts about best practices for the GOREAN LIFESTYLE ON TUMBLR!?
GOR??? GOR???? NO FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES BUT MY GOD THEY CAN ADVERTISE BEST KAJIRA PRACTICES!
Fuckin' Tumblr.
GOR??? GOR???? NO FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES BUT MY GOD THEY CAN ADVERTISE BEST KAJIRA PRACTICES!
Fuckin' Tumblr.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Why am I getting sponsored posts about best practices for the GOREAN LIFESTYLE ON TUMBLR!?
GOR??? GOR???? NO FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES BUT MY GOD THEY CAN ADVERTISE BEST KAJIRA PRACTICES!
Fuckin' Tumblr.
GOR??? GOR???? NO FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES BUT MY GOD THEY CAN ADVERTISE BEST KAJIRA PRACTICES!
Fuckin' Tumblr.
I don't think straight people in north america play rugby. I think that's gay.
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I don't think straight people in north america play rugby. I think that's gay.
Pffffffffff I'm J, thanks thyroid.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Pffffffffff I'm J, thanks thyroid.
Five jobs I've had:
-kickstarter project community manager
-hollywood talent agency executive assistant
-movie studio tour guide
-lgbtq college student org advisor
-bartender (once on the same yacht! And then later with a license)
And none of these are close to my current job at all~
-kickstarter project community manager
-hollywood talent agency executive assistant
-movie studio tour guide
-lgbtq college student org advisor
-bartender (once on the same yacht! And then later with a license)
And none of these are close to my current job at all~
Five jobs I've had:
-college tour guide
-wading pool attendant
-real estate office receptionist
-bartender on a yacht (without a license, lol)
-barista
none of these are my current job 😂
-college tour guide
-wading pool attendant
-real estate office receptionist
-bartender on a yacht (without a license, lol)
-barista
none of these are my current job 😂
Five jobs I've had:
-coffee shop wench
-bakery girl paid under the table
-West Village boutique shopgirl
-copy chief
-public health nonprofit communications
-coffee shop wench
-bakery girl paid under the table
-West Village boutique shopgirl
-copy chief
-public health nonprofit communications
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Five jobs I've had:
-kickstarter project community manager
-hollywood talent agency executive assistant
-movie studio tour guide
-lgbtq college student org advisor
-bartender (once on the same yacht! And then later with a license)
And none of these are close to my current job at all~
-kickstarter project community manager
-hollywood talent agency executive assistant
-movie studio tour guide
-lgbtq college student org advisor
-bartender (once on the same yacht! And then later with a license)
And none of these are close to my current job at all~
There are so many Waymos now... apparently they're safe, but as someone who lives on the street you use to turn around if you miss the turn to the Tesla dealership, I just wish all cars were louder for pedestrian safety reasons.
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
There are so many Waymos now... apparently they're safe, but as someone who lives on the street you use to turn around if you miss the turn to the Tesla dealership, I just wish all cars were louder for pedestrian safety reasons.