I really carried this kid for 9 months just for her to say “dada” first, huh?

Yall get ready for me to start telling on Bone again

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

Hey sorry I was so annoying today it's just that I'm ignoring my responsibilities it will happen again

Oh I forgot about this app

Currently at the “omg I can use my belly to balance things on” stage of pregnancy and I love it

I haven’t been on here in forever and my entire “popular with friends” feed is @mortythern.bsky.social or people interacting with her and… I’m not upset 😂

So, theoretically, if I’m in my second trimester but I just got my COVID booster and my flu shot, HOW DO I SLEEP ON MY SIDE WITHOUT MY ARM KILLING ME k thx bye

The clouds are looking veryyy Scooby-Dooby tonight 🥰

Happy Gotcha day, Minnie ❤️

Heyyy youuuu guyssss!