Matteo Bianchi
@mbianchidev.bsky.social
Angry voice of @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 🇩🇪
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com or should I say @microsoft.com?
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com or should I say @microsoft.com?
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
Pinned
The Rime of the Ancient Maintainer
Every culture produces heroes that reflect its deepest anxieties. The Greeks, terrified of both mortality and immortality, gave us Achilles. The Victorians, haunted by social mobility, gave us the sel...
www.joanwestenberg.com
www.joanwestenberg.com/the-rime-of-...
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
The world was a better place when crypto was a true niche and AI projects wouldn't get a shitcoin up on Solana.
The idea of having a non-state-controlled central bank is still very cool, but I wish regular people would stop getting scammed on random AI or meme coins lol
The idea of having a non-state-controlled central bank is still very cool, but I wish regular people would stop getting scammed on random AI or meme coins lol
January 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The world was a better place when crypto was a true niche and AI projects wouldn't get a shitcoin up on Solana.
The idea of having a non-state-controlled central bank is still very cool, but I wish regular people would stop getting scammed on random AI or meme coins lol
The idea of having a non-state-controlled central bank is still very cool, but I wish regular people would stop getting scammed on random AI or meme coins lol
What is this ClawdBot now???
Why am I lagging behind the AI breaking news
(might be for the better)
Why am I lagging behind the AI breaking news
(might be for the better)
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
What is this ClawdBot now???
Why am I lagging behind the AI breaking news
(might be for the better)
Why am I lagging behind the AI breaking news
(might be for the better)
My body is a pond
(I'm considering a third frog tattoo)
RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🐸
(I'm considering a third frog tattoo)
RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🐸
January 24, 2026 at 12:09 PM
My body is a pond
(I'm considering a third frog tattoo)
RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🐸
(I'm considering a third frog tattoo)
RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKERS 🐸
Arlanda terminal 2 security is so trash.
- I had to use a total of 6 (small) trays
- Multiple liquid plastic bags are not allowed (I had 2)
- I had to take out the Steam deck from a very thin case, plus laptop (duh)
- My phone had to be out of the bum bag
- No table to re-pack all of this
🤡
- I had to use a total of 6 (small) trays
- Multiple liquid plastic bags are not allowed (I had 2)
- I had to take out the Steam deck from a very thin case, plus laptop (duh)
- My phone had to be out of the bum bag
- No table to re-pack all of this
🤡
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Arlanda terminal 2 security is so trash.
- I had to use a total of 6 (small) trays
- Multiple liquid plastic bags are not allowed (I had 2)
- I had to take out the Steam deck from a very thin case, plus laptop (duh)
- My phone had to be out of the bum bag
- No table to re-pack all of this
🤡
- I had to use a total of 6 (small) trays
- Multiple liquid plastic bags are not allowed (I had 2)
- I had to take out the Steam deck from a very thin case, plus laptop (duh)
- My phone had to be out of the bum bag
- No table to re-pack all of this
🤡
I genuinely had no idea who Steve Yegge was before 2 days ago, as I learnt about this gastown thing. No disrespect.
Was I living under a rock or?
Also, wtf is #$GAS and this whole new cryptoscam website (BAGS apparently) - I crave the lore.
Was I living under a rock or?
Also, wtf is #$GAS and this whole new cryptoscam website (BAGS apparently) - I crave the lore.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I genuinely had no idea who Steve Yegge was before 2 days ago, as I learnt about this gastown thing. No disrespect.
Was I living under a rock or?
Also, wtf is #$GAS and this whole new cryptoscam website (BAGS apparently) - I crave the lore.
Was I living under a rock or?
Also, wtf is #$GAS and this whole new cryptoscam website (BAGS apparently) - I crave the lore.
I thought I was late this morning.
I can actually keep existing in this liminal space for another 30 minutes, staring into the absolute void.
Wonderful.
I can actually keep existing in this liminal space for another 30 minutes, staring into the absolute void.
Wonderful.
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I thought I was late this morning.
I can actually keep existing in this liminal space for another 30 minutes, staring into the absolute void.
Wonderful.
I can actually keep existing in this liminal space for another 30 minutes, staring into the absolute void.
Wonderful.
Drummer 3: Electric Boogaloo
Found a guy in less than 24 hours 🤸♂️
I can't believe we didn't even begin to play live and we lost two drummers already lol
Let's see how this one goes, send prayers
Found a guy in less than 24 hours 🤸♂️
I can't believe we didn't even begin to play live and we lost two drummers already lol
Let's see how this one goes, send prayers
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Drummer 3: Electric Boogaloo
Found a guy in less than 24 hours 🤸♂️
I can't believe we didn't even begin to play live and we lost two drummers already lol
Let's see how this one goes, send prayers
Found a guy in less than 24 hours 🤸♂️
I can't believe we didn't even begin to play live and we lost two drummers already lol
Let's see how this one goes, send prayers
Guess what?
We are looking for a drummer again.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Wanna become our drummer so we finally stop DIY writing drums?
We are based in Berlin, rehearsals once a month-ish (more like 6 weeks), it's heavy music with some melody main influences are old school metalcore and hxc 🫡
We are looking for a drummer again.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Wanna become our drummer so we finally stop DIY writing drums?
We are based in Berlin, rehearsals once a month-ish (more like 6 weeks), it's heavy music with some melody main influences are old school metalcore and hxc 🫡
January 19, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Guess what?
We are looking for a drummer again.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Wanna become our drummer so we finally stop DIY writing drums?
We are based in Berlin, rehearsals once a month-ish (more like 6 weeks), it's heavy music with some melody main influences are old school metalcore and hxc 🫡
We are looking for a drummer again.
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social
Wanna become our drummer so we finally stop DIY writing drums?
We are based in Berlin, rehearsals once a month-ish (more like 6 weeks), it's heavy music with some melody main influences are old school metalcore and hxc 🫡
That's exactly why I only use agents in sandboxed environments where they do not access my host.*
Plus, I only use them on git-backed files, so if they mess up I have an easy way to rollback.
They can have all the guns and even shoot themselves this way, lol.
Plus, I only use them on git-backed files, so if they mess up I have an easy way to rollback.
They can have all the guns and even shoot themselves this way, lol.
Don't give your LLM a gun if you don't want it to shoot... Asking nicely in the system prompt doesn't work 🙂
With a full and "physically" unrestricted "Bash" tool the LLM will still find a way around those instructions especially with who knows what contained in the files the agent reads 🙂
With a full and "physically" unrestricted "Bash" tool the LLM will still find a way around those instructions especially with who knows what contained in the files the agent reads 🙂
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
That's exactly why I only use agents in sandboxed environments where they do not access my host.*
Plus, I only use them on git-backed files, so if they mess up I have an easy way to rollback.
They can have all the guns and even shoot themselves this way, lol.
Plus, I only use them on git-backed files, so if they mess up I have an easy way to rollback.
They can have all the guns and even shoot themselves this way, lol.
Another @parkwaydriverock.com cover, while still busy with getting @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social out 🤠
(I almost forgot the breath control required for this one lol)
Full cover on my YT: youtu.be/1WGOqthcvsM
(I almost forgot the breath control required for this one lol)
Full cover on my YT: youtu.be/1WGOqthcvsM
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Another @parkwaydriverock.com cover, while still busy with getting @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social out 🤠
(I almost forgot the breath control required for this one lol)
Full cover on my YT: youtu.be/1WGOqthcvsM
(I almost forgot the breath control required for this one lol)
Full cover on my YT: youtu.be/1WGOqthcvsM
My Mac&Cheese box says 4 tbsp of butter and 1/4 cup of milk.
My other one says 2 tbsp of butter and 3 tbsp of milk.
Same exact brand.
Why.
Also: grams > cups and spoons (what the heck is a tea spoon and why is it not a coffee one)
My other one says 2 tbsp of butter and 3 tbsp of milk.
Same exact brand.
Why.
Also: grams > cups and spoons (what the heck is a tea spoon and why is it not a coffee one)
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My Mac&Cheese box says 4 tbsp of butter and 1/4 cup of milk.
My other one says 2 tbsp of butter and 3 tbsp of milk.
Same exact brand.
Why.
Also: grams > cups and spoons (what the heck is a tea spoon and why is it not a coffee one)
My other one says 2 tbsp of butter and 3 tbsp of milk.
Same exact brand.
Why.
Also: grams > cups and spoons (what the heck is a tea spoon and why is it not a coffee one)
www.joanwestenberg.com/the-rime-of-...
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
The Rime of the Ancient Maintainer
Every culture produces heroes that reflect its deepest anxieties. The Greeks, terrified of both mortality and immortality, gave us Achilles. The Victorians, haunted by social mobility, gave us the sel...
www.joanwestenberg.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
www.joanwestenberg.com/the-rime-of-...
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
"We have "growth hackers" but no "stability hackers." We have "disruptors" but no "preservers." [...] What we lack is language for the equally difficult work of keeping existing things from falling apart."
More of this, less of 10x engineers.
Close to releasing v1.0 of
github.com/mbianchidev/...
I wanted to ditch my complex Google Sheets system for my personal finance with some app, but I didn't find any that satisfied my entire workflow so here I am.
Thanks GH Copilot for not making me write a single line of frontend code lol
github.com/mbianchidev/...
I wanted to ditch my complex Google Sheets system for my personal finance with some app, but I didn't find any that satisfied my entire workflow so here I am.
Thanks GH Copilot for not making me write a single line of frontend code lol
GitHub - mbianchidev/fire-tools: Fire tools is your personal finance copilot (without AI)
Fire tools is your personal finance copilot (without AI) - mbianchidev/fire-tools
github.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Close to releasing v1.0 of
github.com/mbianchidev/...
I wanted to ditch my complex Google Sheets system for my personal finance with some app, but I didn't find any that satisfied my entire workflow so here I am.
Thanks GH Copilot for not making me write a single line of frontend code lol
github.com/mbianchidev/...
I wanted to ditch my complex Google Sheets system for my personal finance with some app, but I didn't find any that satisfied my entire workflow so here I am.
Thanks GH Copilot for not making me write a single line of frontend code lol
OH: I'm here for the income, not for the outcome
🙏
🙏
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
OH: I'm here for the income, not for the outcome
🙏
🙏
@fedex.com sucks ass.
They sent a photo of my door with a failed delivery notice: the second I stepped outside I saw the truck leaving.
Out of 6 deliveries from FedEx, 5 had issues.
I almost miss Poste Italiane (the italian post service) at least I could insult them in my native language.
They sent a photo of my door with a failed delivery notice: the second I stepped outside I saw the truck leaving.
Out of 6 deliveries from FedEx, 5 had issues.
I almost miss Poste Italiane (the italian post service) at least I could insult them in my native language.
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
@fedex.com sucks ass.
They sent a photo of my door with a failed delivery notice: the second I stepped outside I saw the truck leaving.
Out of 6 deliveries from FedEx, 5 had issues.
I almost miss Poste Italiane (the italian post service) at least I could insult them in my native language.
They sent a photo of my door with a failed delivery notice: the second I stepped outside I saw the truck leaving.
Out of 6 deliveries from FedEx, 5 had issues.
I almost miss Poste Italiane (the italian post service) at least I could insult them in my native language.
A colleague, before a meeting with our customer, just asked me:
"how many death threats are on your tshirt today"
Not enough, Jimmy, not enough.
"how many death threats are on your tshirt today"
Not enough, Jimmy, not enough.
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
A colleague, before a meeting with our customer, just asked me:
"how many death threats are on your tshirt today"
Not enough, Jimmy, not enough.
"how many death threats are on your tshirt today"
Not enough, Jimmy, not enough.
Companies requiring 5 days a week in the office are delusional
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Companies requiring 5 days a week in the office are delusional
Fuck this, 2026 is the year I stop speaking lol
(I mean, 2027, I unfortunately already have 3 conferences booked this year)
(I mean, 2027, I unfortunately already have 3 conferences booked this year)
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Fuck this, 2026 is the year I stop speaking lol
(I mean, 2027, I unfortunately already have 3 conferences booked this year)
(I mean, 2027, I unfortunately already have 3 conferences booked this year)
I did the exact same thing that @tailwindcss.com did with my old startup a couple years ago: laying off before we ran out of money, so we could give severance.
It's super hard and very different than a corporate laying off 6% of their workers "just because".
Hats off @adamwathan.com and team.
It's super hard and very different than a corporate laying off 6% of their workers "just because".
Hats off @adamwathan.com and team.
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I did the exact same thing that @tailwindcss.com did with my old startup a couple years ago: laying off before we ran out of money, so we could give severance.
It's super hard and very different than a corporate laying off 6% of their workers "just because".
Hats off @adamwathan.com and team.
It's super hard and very different than a corporate laying off 6% of their workers "just because".
Hats off @adamwathan.com and team.
Very valid for Europe as some governments keep leaning to the far right, in the same disgusting way.
e.g. Italy has technically made any (unauthorized) pacific protest potentially illegal at the sole discretion of the police. (Decree 48/2025)
Rising against fascism is our right and our duty.
e.g. Italy has technically made any (unauthorized) pacific protest potentially illegal at the sole discretion of the police. (Decree 48/2025)
Rising against fascism is our right and our duty.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Very valid for Europe as some governments keep leaning to the far right, in the same disgusting way.
e.g. Italy has technically made any (unauthorized) pacific protest potentially illegal at the sole discretion of the police. (Decree 48/2025)
Rising against fascism is our right and our duty.
e.g. Italy has technically made any (unauthorized) pacific protest potentially illegal at the sole discretion of the police. (Decree 48/2025)
Rising against fascism is our right and our duty.
ChatGPT Health is just googling up your symptoms but instead of reading random wellness forums of doubtful nature, you get a regurgitated LLM text which "securely connects to your medical records and wellness apps".
If you did that before, you'll do that in the AI era. And you are kinda dumb, lol.
If you did that before, you'll do that in the AI era. And you are kinda dumb, lol.
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
ChatGPT Health is just googling up your symptoms but instead of reading random wellness forums of doubtful nature, you get a regurgitated LLM text which "securely connects to your medical records and wellness apps".
If you did that before, you'll do that in the AI era. And you are kinda dumb, lol.
If you did that before, you'll do that in the AI era. And you are kinda dumb, lol.
Ok so in 2026 I'll be a hater.
As I was in 2025.
And before that.
Let me start: I HATE TEAMS SO MUCH.
See? I already feel better.
(I know, the world is crumbling around us at the moment and this is not a real problem, but I gotta work to pay bills and work unfortunately involves Teams)
As I was in 2025.
And before that.
Let me start: I HATE TEAMS SO MUCH.
See? I already feel better.
(I know, the world is crumbling around us at the moment and this is not a real problem, but I gotta work to pay bills and work unfortunately involves Teams)
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ok so in 2026 I'll be a hater.
As I was in 2025.
And before that.
Let me start: I HATE TEAMS SO MUCH.
See? I already feel better.
(I know, the world is crumbling around us at the moment and this is not a real problem, but I gotta work to pay bills and work unfortunately involves Teams)
As I was in 2025.
And before that.
Let me start: I HATE TEAMS SO MUCH.
See? I already feel better.
(I know, the world is crumbling around us at the moment and this is not a real problem, but I gotta work to pay bills and work unfortunately involves Teams)
Reposted by Matteo Bianchi
Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
I love single player games so much it's unreal
Hall of Torments is another gem, play it lol
Hall of Torments is another gem, play it lol
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I love single player games so much it's unreal
Hall of Torments is another gem, play it lol
Hall of Torments is another gem, play it lol
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social album cover is gonna be so good.
The artwork comes from one of my nightmares lol
The artwork comes from one of my nightmares lol
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
@devoidofbeauty.bsky.social album cover is gonna be so good.
The artwork comes from one of my nightmares lol
The artwork comes from one of my nightmares lol