Matteo Bianchi
@mbianchidev.bsky.social
HxC singer @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social 🇩🇪
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
Contributing to OSS @kubernetes.io
Working @github.com
A cog in the machine, just doing the work. Antifa.
Find me crowdkilling at your local venue 🌀
Opinions are my own, duh.
youtu.be/TjPhzgxe3L0?...
Me when I gotta go to the office cause it's performance review season and leadership is in town:
Me when I gotta go to the office cause it's performance review season and leadership is in town:
The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Smiths
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
youtu.be/TjPhzgxe3L0?...
Me when I gotta go to the office cause it's performance review season and leadership is in town:
Me when I gotta go to the office cause it's performance review season and leadership is in town:
It's one of those drinking wine straight from the bottle kinda nights.
Highly recommend tannico.com in case y'all wanna drink good Italian wine outside of Italy 🫡
Highly recommend tannico.com in case y'all wanna drink good Italian wine outside of Italy 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's one of those drinking wine straight from the bottle kinda nights.
Highly recommend tannico.com in case y'all wanna drink good Italian wine outside of Italy 🫡
Highly recommend tannico.com in case y'all wanna drink good Italian wine outside of Italy 🫡
Opeth will be playing in Pompeii
I am considering
(Or in Bologna but who cares about my favorite city, when they play in a fucking ancient vulcanic cemetery/archeological site)
I am considering
(Or in Bologna but who cares about my favorite city, when they play in a fucking ancient vulcanic cemetery/archeological site)
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Opeth will be playing in Pompeii
I am considering
(Or in Bologna but who cares about my favorite city, when they play in a fucking ancient vulcanic cemetery/archeological site)
I am considering
(Or in Bologna but who cares about my favorite city, when they play in a fucking ancient vulcanic cemetery/archeological site)
I'm not big on awards, but I hope it can inspire other OSS contributors to do the (much needed) work.
Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small.
Be consistent but take breaks if needed.
That's all 🫡
Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small.
Be consistent but take breaks if needed.
That's all 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not big on awards, but I hope it can inspire other OSS contributors to do the (much needed) work.
Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small.
Be consistent but take breaks if needed.
That's all 🫡
Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small.
Be consistent but take breaks if needed.
That's all 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Good luck to my fellas going to Atlanta
Hope you are lucky with flights not getting canceled due to govt shutdown and stuff 🙏
Hope you are lucky with flights not getting canceled due to govt shutdown and stuff 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Good luck to my fellas going to Atlanta
Hope you are lucky with flights not getting canceled due to govt shutdown and stuff 🙏
Hope you are lucky with flights not getting canceled due to govt shutdown and stuff 🙏
Finnish karaoke: done
Fun: achieved ✅
Fun: achieved ✅
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finnish karaoke: done
Fun: achieved ✅
Fun: achieved ✅
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social won.
Well done New Yorkers.
There's hope for the US to go back to being a (flawed but fair) democracy in a couple of years (ugh) when big fascist Donald is out 🙏
Which makes it possible for a lot of folks to re-think about moving (back) there.
It's a good day.
Well done New Yorkers.
There's hope for the US to go back to being a (flawed but fair) democracy in a couple of years (ugh) when big fascist Donald is out 🙏
Which makes it possible for a lot of folks to re-think about moving (back) there.
It's a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social won.
Well done New Yorkers.
There's hope for the US to go back to being a (flawed but fair) democracy in a couple of years (ugh) when big fascist Donald is out 🙏
Which makes it possible for a lot of folks to re-think about moving (back) there.
It's a good day.
Well done New Yorkers.
There's hope for the US to go back to being a (flawed but fair) democracy in a couple of years (ugh) when big fascist Donald is out 🙏
Which makes it possible for a lot of folks to re-think about moving (back) there.
It's a good day.
Finnish train police could use smoking some weed
Incredible how a tiny bit of authority turns people into plain assholes lol
Incredible how a tiny bit of authority turns people into plain assholes lol
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Finnish train police could use smoking some weed
Incredible how a tiny bit of authority turns people into plain assholes lol
Incredible how a tiny bit of authority turns people into plain assholes lol
Sauna hits hard, greetings from Helsinki 🫡
(Also got a totally underserved room upgrade)
(Also got a totally underserved room upgrade)
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Sauna hits hard, greetings from Helsinki 🫡
(Also got a totally underserved room upgrade)
(Also got a totally underserved room upgrade)
The good thing about not sleeping well and less than average is that jet lag is my constant state of functioning 🤠
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The good thing about not sleeping well and less than average is that jet lag is my constant state of functioning 🤠
Foreign Hands "Separation Souvenir" Official Music Video
YouTube video by DAZE STYLE
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This pic has been taken way before the shitfacing
Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol
Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This pic has been taken way before the shitfacing
Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol
Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol
Yesterday at the gig, I met a bartender and discovered that his mom has my same surname (one of the most common surnames in Italy btw)
This dude started calling me cousin (cugino) and we paid absolutely nothing to get shit faced lol
Thanks cuz 🤝
This dude started calling me cousin (cugino) and we paid absolutely nothing to get shit faced lol
Thanks cuz 🤝
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yesterday at the gig, I met a bartender and discovered that his mom has my same surname (one of the most common surnames in Italy btw)
This dude started calling me cousin (cugino) and we paid absolutely nothing to get shit faced lol
Thanks cuz 🤝
This dude started calling me cousin (cugino) and we paid absolutely nothing to get shit faced lol
Thanks cuz 🤝
pubs.aip.org/aip/pof/arti...
Yes, you've read this right there's scientifically accurate Cacio e Pepe, now we gon do it for Carbonara lol
Yes, you've read this right there's scientifically accurate Cacio e Pepe, now we gon do it for Carbonara lol
Phase behavior of Cacio e Pepe sauce
“Pasta alla Cacio e pepe” is a traditional Italian dish made with pasta, pecorino cheese, and pepper. Despite its simple ingredient list, achieving the perfect
pubs.aip.org
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
pubs.aip.org/aip/pof/arti...
Yes, you've read this right there's scientifically accurate Cacio e Pepe, now we gon do it for Carbonara lol
Yes, you've read this right there's scientifically accurate Cacio e Pepe, now we gon do it for Carbonara lol
So, from now on if I off myself it's not club 27 anymore
Bummer lol
Bummer lol
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
So, from now on if I off myself it's not club 27 anymore
Bummer lol
Bummer lol
Got to SF, it's showtime
(not until the 29th, I still have to finish my demo loll)
(not until the 29th, I still have to finish my demo loll)
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Got to SF, it's showtime
(not until the 29th, I still have to finish my demo loll)
(not until the 29th, I still have to finish my demo loll)
Today is doggo instead of a small kid on the flight
I'll take that anyday 🙏
I'll take that anyday 🙏
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Today is doggo instead of a small kid on the flight
I'll take that anyday 🙏
I'll take that anyday 🙏
Daily reminder:
If you go to a show and don't put the effort to make it in time for the opener(s) you are a piece of fuck 🙏
"It's not me, my date takes time"
DUMP THEM
Or lie about door time so they get ready faster, we both know you are probably the one who bought the tickets anyway lol
If you go to a show and don't put the effort to make it in time for the opener(s) you are a piece of fuck 🙏
"It's not me, my date takes time"
DUMP THEM
Or lie about door time so they get ready faster, we both know you are probably the one who bought the tickets anyway lol
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Daily reminder:
If you go to a show and don't put the effort to make it in time for the opener(s) you are a piece of fuck 🙏
"It's not me, my date takes time"
DUMP THEM
Or lie about door time so they get ready faster, we both know you are probably the one who bought the tickets anyway lol
If you go to a show and don't put the effort to make it in time for the opener(s) you are a piece of fuck 🙏
"It's not me, my date takes time"
DUMP THEM
Or lie about door time so they get ready faster, we both know you are probably the one who bought the tickets anyway lol
Really thinking for this Halloween I should dress up as Shrek, go to the Judiciary show and keep screaming
"GET OUT OF MY PIT"
Like, I genuinely think it would be hilarious to see a Shrek dude doing side to side lol
(Ahh, if only I could do cartwheels)
Yes, I barely slept 4 hours good guess.
"GET OUT OF MY PIT"
Like, I genuinely think it would be hilarious to see a Shrek dude doing side to side lol
(Ahh, if only I could do cartwheels)
Yes, I barely slept 4 hours good guess.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Really thinking for this Halloween I should dress up as Shrek, go to the Judiciary show and keep screaming
"GET OUT OF MY PIT"
Like, I genuinely think it would be hilarious to see a Shrek dude doing side to side lol
(Ahh, if only I could do cartwheels)
Yes, I barely slept 4 hours good guess.
"GET OUT OF MY PIT"
Like, I genuinely think it would be hilarious to see a Shrek dude doing side to side lol
(Ahh, if only I could do cartwheels)
Yes, I barely slept 4 hours good guess.
Chat, today at an electronic music gig someone asked me "do you know Architects (UK)?"
Like, what do you mean?
Do I look like someone who lives under a rock or likes electronic music unironically? 🤠
(It's been one of my favorite bands until 2020, or until Holy Hell if you go by albums)
Like, what do you mean?
Do I look like someone who lives under a rock or likes electronic music unironically? 🤠
(It's been one of my favorite bands until 2020, or until Holy Hell if you go by albums)
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Chat, today at an electronic music gig someone asked me "do you know Architects (UK)?"
Like, what do you mean?
Do I look like someone who lives under a rock or likes electronic music unironically? 🤠
(It's been one of my favorite bands until 2020, or until Holy Hell if you go by albums)
Like, what do you mean?
Do I look like someone who lives under a rock or likes electronic music unironically? 🤠
(It's been one of my favorite bands until 2020, or until Holy Hell if you go by albums)
Sending email is evil, I barely send Slacks if I really have to bother you
(and I do not expect a response in a timely fashion, unless you are my manager approving stuff lol)
(and I do not expect a response in a timely fashion, unless you are my manager approving stuff lol)
I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sending email is evil, I barely send Slacks if I really have to bother you
(and I do not expect a response in a timely fashion, unless you are my manager approving stuff lol)
(and I do not expect a response in a timely fashion, unless you are my manager approving stuff lol)
My new favorite OSS license: attheroot.dev
Home
An Anti-Racist Ethical Source License for Open Source Projects.
attheroot.dev
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My new favorite OSS license: attheroot.dev
Not (1) but (2) babies too close to my row
It's gonna be a long flight, praying the cancellation headphones gods 🙏
It's gonna be a long flight, praying the cancellation headphones gods 🙏
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not (1) but (2) babies too close to my row
It's gonna be a long flight, praying the cancellation headphones gods 🙏
It's gonna be a long flight, praying the cancellation headphones gods 🙏