Basilosaurus
@mbasile33.bsky.social
Traditional Late 80’s white, heterosexual, White Husband, Father, Son, Cousin, Uncle, self proclaimed God Father, and Tortoise, Dog, Cat, Amazonian Puffer dad. UCONN Alum LFG
Righty tighty lefty loosey isn’t being taught in our Catholic schools because of the extreme sexual connotations @duncanjcraig.bsky.social @
an adjustable wrench on a blue background with the words righty tighty above it
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January 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Righty tighty lefty loosey isn’t being taught in our Catholic schools because of the extreme sexual connotations @duncanjcraig.bsky.social @
Blood 🩸 in my poop 💩 and I can’t pee 🌨️
I’m just tryin to be who I’m destined 🙏 to be
And Kiki’s 🐈⬛ tryin to take my lyfe away
Many poops 💩 many many many many 💩 poops
Diarrhea fallin out of me, 💩 in my eyes 👀 and I can’t see,
@duncanjcraig.bsky.social
I’m just tryin to be who I’m destined 🙏 to be
And Kiki’s 🐈⬛ tryin to take my lyfe away
Many poops 💩 many many many many 💩 poops
Diarrhea fallin out of me, 💩 in my eyes 👀 and I can’t see,
@duncanjcraig.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Blood 🩸 in my poop 💩 and I can’t pee 🌨️
I’m just tryin to be who I’m destined 🙏 to be
And Kiki’s 🐈⬛ tryin to take my lyfe away
Many poops 💩 many many many many 💩 poops
Diarrhea fallin out of me, 💩 in my eyes 👀 and I can’t see,
@duncanjcraig.bsky.social
I’m just tryin to be who I’m destined 🙏 to be
And Kiki’s 🐈⬛ tryin to take my lyfe away
Many poops 💩 many many many many 💩 poops
Diarrhea fallin out of me, 💩 in my eyes 👀 and I can’t see,
@duncanjcraig.bsky.social
It’s loud enough to fart in here
January 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s loud enough to fart in here
Panera Bread chili is too spicy
@thefrysh.bsky.social
@thefrysh.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Panera Bread chili is too spicy
@thefrysh.bsky.social
@thefrysh.bsky.social
#FAA #OVERSOLDFLIGHTS not one but 2 firefighters?
December 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
#FAA #OVERSOLDFLIGHTS not one but 2 firefighters?
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My healthcare directive has been amended to say that I cannot be visited by a Pop-Tarts mascot while hospitalized because I will assume that this is what my grim reaper looks like.
December 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
My healthcare directive has been amended to say that I cannot be visited by a Pop-Tarts mascot while hospitalized because I will assume that this is what my grim reaper looks like.
Big Washington State Fan Tonight!!! LFGGGGGGGG
December 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Big Washington State Fan Tonight!!! LFGGGGGGGG
Dick van dyke is alive but think of all those we’ve lost!
December 16, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Dick van dyke is alive but think of all those we’ve lost!
Trying to get my 2 year old daughter to say, Andele andele mami, E.I, E.I (uh-oh)
December 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Trying to get my 2 year old daughter to say, Andele andele mami, E.I, E.I (uh-oh)
He said he loved me @1999huskies.bsky.social @uconn.bsky.social @uconn6thborough.bsky.social @duncanjcraig.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
JFC nobody told me
December 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
JFC nobody told me
Someone named dishwasher mechanical weapon Kelly, cheated on a pretty lady who’s always soaking wet?!?! Is this a Thruple?
December 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Someone named dishwasher mechanical weapon Kelly, cheated on a pretty lady who’s always soaking wet?!?! Is this a Thruple?
The quality of stickers has really improved since I was a kid
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
The quality of stickers has really improved since I was a kid
Mysterious crunch wrap supreme wrapper
December 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Mysterious crunch wrap supreme wrapper
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Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' .
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December 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
@fantasynflnews.bsky.social @nfldraftscout.bsky.social
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' .
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying `` say my name '' .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
@fantasynflnews.bsky.social @nfldraftscout.bsky.social
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
Christopher Fuamatu-Maʻafala … say his name, say his name
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Ace Ventura - Pet Detective - Have Anymore Gum
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December 7, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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💨 Safety, No Blitz
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
💨 Safety, No Blitz
November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM