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mayonezboi.bsky.social
Mayonezboi
@mayonezboi.bsky.social
180 followers 330 following 21 posts
"It's bad on purpose" - probably me idk
my YouTube: https://youtube.com/@mayonezboi?si=KdV2JFZ8_1Njggb3
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mayonezboi.bsky.social
call her a chain chomp the way she be chomping on my chain
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
guy and girl in traditional Bengali clothing.
Digital stylized artistic rendering of a man (left) and woman (right) dressed in traditional Bengali clothing. The man on the left is dressed in a green kurta top (or "Panjabi") and white trousers with socks and sandals. He has his hands crossed behind his back. The woman on the right has straight black hair and is wearing a green and red saree with gold brocade stitching and gold bracelets, necklace, earrings, and tikli (or a pendant worn on the forehead).
April 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
Something doesn’t feel right here
flagsmashupbot.bsky.social Flags Mashup Bot @flagsmashupbot.bsky.social · Mar 12
Bangladesh (🇧🇩)
+
Pakistan (🇵🇰)
=
Pakistash:
Pakistash
March 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
I don’t want to be mean or anything but like why is no one on here funny
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
Average bluesky user will see this and go “hell yeah”
fooyoo2.bsky.social Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · Jan 4
It’s just as dumb as it looks
January 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
guy and girl in traditional Palestinian clothing.
Digital stylized artistic rendering of a man (left) and woman (right) dressed in traditional Palestinian clothing. The man on the left is dressed in a gray and white striped qumbaz coat and black waistband, black pantaloons, and black leather boots, with a keffiyeh tied on his head. The woman on the right has brown, curly hair and is dressed in a black dress with red and white tatriz stitching, holding a bouquet of poppies.
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
call her stationary reference frame the way she makes my length contract when she observes me in motion
November 22, 2024 at 5:46 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
she be special on my relativity till I time dilate
November 22, 2024 at 5:39 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
went insane studying for diff eq a while back
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
I like the implication that YouTubers and streamers are not people
dominictarason.com Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · Nov 12
Whenever I see a youtuber, streamer or even person here say 'There's no good games anymore', I feel like I'm losing my mind. I am DROWNING in amazing games that I struggle to split my time between.

If you're out of stuff to play, tell me what you vibe with and I'll help you find something fresh.
November 12, 2024 at 5:31 PM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
Every so often I tap and hold the twitter app icon to delete it but realize my sisters still send me stuff on there sometimes
November 8, 2024 at 12:58 PM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
when I'm at a nothing ever happens competition and my opponent isn't there
November 3, 2024 at 4:48 AM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
I might post art and stuff if I feel like it.
October 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
mayonezboi.bsky.social
Wallahi this better be better than X
October 17, 2024 at 5:31 AM