at Half・Alive with the bestie @mayazra.bsky.social

"women-- are they, y'know... people?"--doctors

Going through some shit this week so I made these

I can’t believe eggman pissed on the moon in sonic 3

This is the worst thing that’s happened to me and I’m going to bite everyone responsible for this. Where’s joyful evil queer coded mischief???? You cannot tell me Jared Leto has any. Literally any actor would be better. This is not my #skeletor or my #mastersoftheuniverse. Spitting venom on this

A list of reasons to make art:
-horny
-spite
-for the bit
-if you don't who will

Forget star signs, which blorbo are you putting inside the aquarium watch

Bitches be using Barbie Horse Adventures as a metric of how good a game is (It’s me I’m bitches)

With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”

Bro it’s been like 2 days since I posted this.

I sincerely want to know what the point of a ‘live action remake’ of a 3D animated film is when you have to animate almost the entire thing in 3D anyway.

So good to see everyone migrating from Twitter. Hopefully we as a society can leave the insane arguments behind as well, yes?

Feast your eyes on it!!!!

I’m a big fan of the fact that if you get your account moderated as offensive on here you’re labeled as rude forever no matter what you post. Not only is this a great moderation system but it’s also just inherently very funny.

They really said “yeah just put them in their own special box”

Bringing my only good meme to bluesky