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Let the whores be whores and the prudes be prudes but if you are a prude stop standing around pointing fingers like a confused admirer
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Let the whores be whores and the prudes be prudes but if you are a prude stop standing around pointing fingers like a confused admirer
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My time has come. I speak and read Old English and Latin so when y'all need alternative words from languages that 10 nerds know, just hook me up. We will get those grants written and approved before those bastards have time to find an OE dictionary.
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My time has come. I speak and read Old English and Latin so when y'all need alternative words from languages that 10 nerds know, just hook me up. We will get those grants written and approved before those bastards have time to find an OE dictionary.
Where is that lady from umbrella academy at when you need her!!! I’d “I heard a rumor,” so fast on that orange man and that badly built wannabe politicians so fast
#umbrellaacademy #getallofthemoutofoffice #yallvotedforhimthough
#umbrellaacademy #getallofthemoutofoffice #yallvotedforhimthough
a woman wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is dancing in a hallway .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is dancing in a hallway .
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February 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Where is that lady from umbrella academy at when you need her!!! I’d “I heard a rumor,” so fast on that orange man and that badly built wannabe politicians so fast
#umbrellaacademy #getallofthemoutofoffice #yallvotedforhimthough
#umbrellaacademy #getallofthemoutofoffice #yallvotedforhimthough
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It has pictures. And a spot for replacements if what we originally asked for isn't available. And an additional slot for extra instructions. The shopper can chat with the customer if there is a problem. There's literally no excuse.
Hear me out – what if it’s not the male Instacarters’ fault for messing up orders? What if some of the women-folks ain’t giving good instructions?
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a spider on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a spider on it .
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February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It has pictures. And a spot for replacements if what we originally asked for isn't available. And an additional slot for extra instructions. The shopper can chat with the customer if there is a problem. There's literally no excuse.
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Absolutely
February 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Absolutely
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Bingo! I’m not even a fan of these holidays and I still don’t spoil it for my son. He’ll have plenty of time to know Santa ain’t real. No need to start now
Steppin on the imaginations of children creates a bunch of "well, actually" ass adults that no one needs nor asked for
December 19, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Bingo! I’m not even a fan of these holidays and I still don’t spoil it for my son. He’ll have plenty of time to know Santa ain’t real. No need to start now
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I’m so hurt I can’t go to dreamville fest 🥺, and it’s the last one ever 😫😫😫
December 11, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I’m so hurt I can’t go to dreamville fest 🥺, and it’s the last one ever 😫😫😫
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My God imagine if media had told anyone about this
December 11, 2024 at 4:10 AM
My God imagine if media had told anyone about this
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Tea girl right here!
I actually have all of these flavors in my cabinet right now. 😂
I actually have all of these flavors in my cabinet right now. 😂
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Tea girl right here!
I actually have all of these flavors in my cabinet right now. 😂
I actually have all of these flavors in my cabinet right now. 😂
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like a single white head pimple on a beautiful complexion
When you view Mount Rushmore against the background of the sacred Black Hills site which it desecrated, you realize how hideous and pathetic it is. Truly a vulgar monstrosity.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 PM
like a single white head pimple on a beautiful complexion
This makes sense
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 PM
This makes sense
Food wars (I haven’t finished delicious in a dungeon yet 😂)
Food Wars
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Delicious in Dungeon
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Delicious in Dungeon
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Food wars (I haven’t finished delicious in a dungeon yet 😂)
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Food Wars
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Delicious in Dungeon
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Delicious in Dungeon
November 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Food Wars
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Delicious in Dungeon
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Delicious in Dungeon
November 30, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Repost with a selfie that makes you feel CONFIDENT!! I wanna see you cuties shine ✨
#blacksky #addtoblacksky #baddiessky #cuteface
#blacksky #addtoblacksky #baddiessky #cuteface
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Repost with a selfie that makes you feel CONFIDENT!! I wanna see you cuties shine ✨
#blacksky #addtoblacksky #baddiessky #cuteface
#blacksky #addtoblacksky #baddiessky #cuteface
November 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Are there anymore reasonably priced braiders!!! 😫 Like why am I looking at someone charge $300 for shoulder length knotless twists?!?!?!
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Are there anymore reasonably priced braiders!!! 😫 Like why am I looking at someone charge $300 for shoulder length knotless twists?!?!?!
Abbott Elementary or 911?
November 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Abbott Elementary or 911?
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November 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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I enjoy isolation, I value peace more than attention
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I enjoy isolation, I value peace more than attention
