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ZenMama 🧘🏾‍♀️
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Good vibes ✨
Potty mouth 🤭
Well balanced 🤸🏾‍♀️
Georgia 🍑

Don’t “Hey gorgeous” me in the DMs. I don’t like men. Thanks!
I ate ONE egg yesterday and been paying for it ever since
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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iM gOnNa bE iN yOuR aReA tHiS weEkEnD

I'm not! Have fun!
February 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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I’m always down for Gemini slander 😝
February 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Kendrick level hating 🤣
Just at a cafe drinking my boba

Guy: yo you're beautiful, are you single?

Me: sorry, no

Guy: no problem, hope he dies cuz you fine

Me:
February 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This so fucking funny 🤣
The look on that dolphins face when Mariah hit that whistle tone. I just know it said “Biiiiiiiiiiitch I know you lying!!!!”
February 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I’m really annoyed at the world we are living in rn
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Im so glad it’s my Friday. I believe every week should be a 3 day week
February 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Cam Newton is a hotep and mysogynist. Nothing he says is informative or funny. Including that asinine word he made up that y’all keep using and making jokes about. That’s exactly how harmful men continue to thrive. Instead of tuning out and calling him what he is, yall laughing and shit. Fuck him.
February 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Now that I think about it… beauty is scary cause these white billionaires need to 💀 but what if they find a scientist that can make them go back to being young?!? 😭😭😭
February 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I shouldn’t have touched my phone cause now I think I’m up 😫
February 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I haven’t had outside food all week. Shout out to my dietitian 👏🏾
February 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
That cantaloupe didn’t stand a chance. I will be getting another one this weekend
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Exactly why I can’t give no tips on how to build an ass. I got mine from my mama 🤣
I do think that all exercise for aesthetics should play into your genetics. Examine your body and look at what’s God given, then accentuate it.
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’ll do it if I have to…
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My work laptop be shut off by 5:00:05
February 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Gay men arguing with women is equally as disgusting and embarrassing as straight men arguing with women. I don’t know why it’s given a pass so often
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This guy responded to my post about AI catfishing with an AI photo that he admittedly said doesn’t look like him. Why it’s his profile picture!?!? Just dumb.
February 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I want black women to stop getting married without a prenup!
February 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I love ovulation week cause I’ve had a day today and I still have energy 🤣
February 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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If I send you this, it means I know I did it, I’m not sorry, and I’ll be back to do it again
February 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Trina Braxton so freaked out. She just like me 🤣🤣🤣
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Okay now I see why one of yall said not during black history month about cross 😭😭😭 and didn’t she already fuck Samson?!
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Being a celebrity gotta be extremely annoying cause what you mean I gotta go on dates with my coworker to promote a movie?!?! 😅😅
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Rewatching episode 2 of Cross & Bobby Trey intro is still 🔥
February 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Im so glad I learned how to make collard greens. They hit every time!!
February 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM