ZenMama 🧘🏾♀️
@lovemesonaturally.bsky.social
Good vibes ✨
Potty mouth 🤭
Well balanced 🤸🏾♀️
Georgia 🍑
Don’t “Hey gorgeous” me in the DMs. I don’t like men. Thanks!
Potty mouth 🤭
Well balanced 🤸🏾♀️
Georgia 🍑
Don’t “Hey gorgeous” me in the DMs. I don’t like men. Thanks!
They was kinda gaslighting them folks on married at first sight. There’s absolutely no way I’m spending another day with someone who is cussing me out and talking crazy to me because they got upset.
February 20, 2026 at 7:34 AM
They was kinda gaslighting them folks on married at first sight. There’s absolutely no way I’m spending another day with someone who is cussing me out and talking crazy to me because they got upset.
Ain’t no tacos good enough to make me deal with midtown to get em 🤣
February 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Ain’t no tacos good enough to make me deal with midtown to get em 🤣
I love when I find my night time comfort show and don’t have to think about what imma watch for at least the next month
February 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I love when I find my night time comfort show and don’t have to think about what imma watch for at least the next month
I’ve been happily single because I want the full package and ain’t accepting nothing less. Anything less than the full package will just annoy tf out of me and I know this from experience
February 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I’ve been happily single because I want the full package and ain’t accepting nothing less. Anything less than the full package will just annoy tf out of me and I know this from experience
And nothing they say or do can change my mind.
As a daughter and only child who’s first example of a man was her father, I can acknowledge that I am extremely hard to date. The first time you show me I can’t rely on you, you’re dead to me.
February 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
And nothing they say or do can change my mind.
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As a daughter and only child who’s first example of a man was her father, I can acknowledge that I am extremely hard to date. The first time you show me I can’t rely on you, you’re dead to me.
February 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
As a daughter and only child who’s first example of a man was her father, I can acknowledge that I am extremely hard to date. The first time you show me I can’t rely on you, you’re dead to me.
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Not all men, but always a man.
February 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Not all men, but always a man.
I don’t see why these apps ask us about the data they can use when they gone do what they want anyway. I rejected everything on universal Orlando website and yet there’s been an ad on every platform now
February 20, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I don’t see why these apps ask us about the data they can use when they gone do what they want anyway. I rejected everything on universal Orlando website and yet there’s been an ad on every platform now
Sharing AI is becoming more normal over here. I’m still blocking 🤷🏽♀️
February 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Sharing AI is becoming more normal over here. I’m still blocking 🤷🏽♀️
I love when my son says he needs to research something 👏🏾
February 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I love when my son says he needs to research something 👏🏾
We don’t make enough of them starve tbh
February 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
We don’t make enough of them starve tbh
I haven’t smoked in 3 weeks 🙌🏾
February 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I haven’t smoked in 3 weeks 🙌🏾
Thanks. Gonna use this for my rain sounds
February 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Thanks. Gonna use this for my rain sounds
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Please share.
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Please share.
Im ready to be in a sundress and making a round of applause everywhere I go
February 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Im ready to be in a sundress and making a round of applause everywhere I go
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just because you’re intelligent and successful and attractive doesn’t mean You are a good partner. It doesn’t mean you are a catch romantically.
You can be a great person and a horrible girlfriend / boyfriend
You can be a great person and a horrible girlfriend / boyfriend
February 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
just because you’re intelligent and successful and attractive doesn’t mean You are a good partner. It doesn’t mean you are a catch romantically.
You can be a great person and a horrible girlfriend / boyfriend
You can be a great person and a horrible girlfriend / boyfriend
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Capitalism is a religion.
February 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Capitalism is a religion.
I ate ONE egg yesterday and been paying for it ever since
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I ate ONE egg yesterday and been paying for it ever since
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iM gOnNa bE iN yOuR aReA tHiS weEkEnD
I'm not! Have fun!
I'm not! Have fun!
February 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
iM gOnNa bE iN yOuR aReA tHiS weEkEnD
I'm not! Have fun!
I'm not! Have fun!
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I’m always down for Gemini slander 😝
February 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’m always down for Gemini slander 😝
Kendrick level hating 🤣
Just at a cafe drinking my boba
Guy: yo you're beautiful, are you single?
Me: sorry, no
Guy: no problem, hope he dies cuz you fine
Me:
Guy: yo you're beautiful, are you single?
Me: sorry, no
Guy: no problem, hope he dies cuz you fine
Me:
February 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Kendrick level hating 🤣
This so fucking funny 🤣
The look on that dolphins face when Mariah hit that whistle tone. I just know it said “Biiiiiiiiiiitch I know you lying!!!!”
February 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This so fucking funny 🤣
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I’m really annoyed at the world we are living in rn
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I’m really annoyed at the world we are living in rn
Im so glad it’s my Friday. I believe every week should be a 3 day week
February 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Im so glad it’s my Friday. I believe every week should be a 3 day week
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Cam Newton is a hotep and mysogynist. Nothing he says is informative or funny. Including that asinine word he made up that y’all keep using and making jokes about. That’s exactly how harmful men continue to thrive. Instead of tuning out and calling him what he is, yall laughing and shit. Fuck him.
February 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Cam Newton is a hotep and mysogynist. Nothing he says is informative or funny. Including that asinine word he made up that y’all keep using and making jokes about. That’s exactly how harmful men continue to thrive. Instead of tuning out and calling him what he is, yall laughing and shit. Fuck him.
