💜 Maya 💜
@mayannaiseyay.bsky.social
Your local clutzy failgirl who can sometimes form a sentence | 💍💜
I stream sometimes: https://www.twitch.tv/mayannaiseyay
I stream sometimes: https://www.twitch.tv/mayannaiseyay
One thing I love about the kirby series is how inconsistent everyones moral compass is.
King DeDeDe is like the "main antagonist" of the series but hes kinda only evil like...once?
Meta Knight is either fighting you for some reason or your friend depending on how he flipped a coin that day? Maybe?
King DeDeDe is like the "main antagonist" of the series but hes kinda only evil like...once?
Meta Knight is either fighting you for some reason or your friend depending on how he flipped a coin that day? Maybe?
kirby is holding a star in a video game while standing next to a monster .
Alt: Dedede nonono
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
One thing I love about the kirby series is how inconsistent everyones moral compass is.
King DeDeDe is like the "main antagonist" of the series but hes kinda only evil like...once?
Meta Knight is either fighting you for some reason or your friend depending on how he flipped a coin that day? Maybe?
King DeDeDe is like the "main antagonist" of the series but hes kinda only evil like...once?
Meta Knight is either fighting you for some reason or your friend depending on how he flipped a coin that day? Maybe?
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everyone should read my recently published mechsploitation-ish sci-fi short story >:)
it's got the grinding misery of mech combat, vat-grown horrors that love more deeply than you or i ever could, and the most ethereally beautiful boy in the whole universe!
whatiwanted.org/alexandria.h...
it's got the grinding misery of mech combat, vat-grown horrors that love more deeply than you or i ever could, and the most ethereally beautiful boy in the whole universe!
whatiwanted.org/alexandria.h...
Jane Alexandria — violence&Body | WANTED
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November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
everyone should read my recently published mechsploitation-ish sci-fi short story >:)
it's got the grinding misery of mech combat, vat-grown horrors that love more deeply than you or i ever could, and the most ethereally beautiful boy in the whole universe!
whatiwanted.org/alexandria.h...
it's got the grinding misery of mech combat, vat-grown horrors that love more deeply than you or i ever could, and the most ethereally beautiful boy in the whole universe!
whatiwanted.org/alexandria.h...
I GOT A ROUND KIRBY AND LOOK AT HIM!!!
HES SO BIG AND ROTUND AND HAPPY AND OH MY GOD
MAYA FOR SCALE BUT WAOW I LOVE HIM 🥺
HES SO BIG AND ROTUND AND HAPPY AND OH MY GOD
MAYA FOR SCALE BUT WAOW I LOVE HIM 🥺
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I GOT A ROUND KIRBY AND LOOK AT HIM!!!
HES SO BIG AND ROTUND AND HAPPY AND OH MY GOD
MAYA FOR SCALE BUT WAOW I LOVE HIM 🥺
HES SO BIG AND ROTUND AND HAPPY AND OH MY GOD
MAYA FOR SCALE BUT WAOW I LOVE HIM 🥺
Girl who went out and had fun and got a cute floral face paint like look at this??
Also there was this quiz and they asked a couple sonic questions and I aced them 👈😎👈
...dont ask about the rest of the quiz I kinda got carried oskgkqkfkq 👈😎👈
Also there was this quiz and they asked a couple sonic questions and I aced them 👈😎👈
...dont ask about the rest of the quiz I kinda got carried oskgkqkfkq 👈😎👈
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Girl who went out and had fun and got a cute floral face paint like look at this??
Also there was this quiz and they asked a couple sonic questions and I aced them 👈😎👈
...dont ask about the rest of the quiz I kinda got carried oskgkqkfkq 👈😎👈
Also there was this quiz and they asked a couple sonic questions and I aced them 👈😎👈
...dont ask about the rest of the quiz I kinda got carried oskgkqkfkq 👈😎👈
Girl who went to Dublin today (she didnt find a lot) (there was a powercut??) (It was fun bc wife was there :3 also this button ups really cute)
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Girl who went to Dublin today (she didnt find a lot) (there was a powercut??) (It was fun bc wife was there :3 also this button ups really cute)
Girl whos only played one game with a boat in her life: "Getting some real Paper Mario vibes off this"
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Girl whos only played one game with a boat in her life: "Getting some real Paper Mario vibes off this"
*girl whos off work for a week voice*
Guess who has a week off workkkkkkkkkk
Guess who has a week off workkkkkkkkkk
Anime Girl GIF
Alt: Girl in bed thats gonna be meeee
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November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*girl whos off work for a week voice*
Guess who has a week off workkkkkkkkkk
Guess who has a week off workkkkkkkkkk
Having anxiety around everything probably makes everything take 200x longer, but Im sure managers really appreciate it sokfkakfkq
Yeah this page update? Let me replicate it in every backend environment, and state who you can contact if im out and theres an issue.
Yes i DO have parental issues why-
Yeah this page update? Let me replicate it in every backend environment, and state who you can contact if im out and theres an issue.
Yes i DO have parental issues why-
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Having anxiety around everything probably makes everything take 200x longer, but Im sure managers really appreciate it sokfkakfkq
Yeah this page update? Let me replicate it in every backend environment, and state who you can contact if im out and theres an issue.
Yes i DO have parental issues why-
Yeah this page update? Let me replicate it in every backend environment, and state who you can contact if im out and theres an issue.
Yes i DO have parental issues why-
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ボーズピアスあげたら普通に嫌がらずに付けそう
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ボーズピアスあげたら普通に嫌がらずに付けそう
I hate feeling social when im in work bc i really just wanna say a whole bunch but theres no one to really talk to here so I kinda default to talking to my partners but theyre both busy right now and aaaaaaaaaa
I always roll a nat20 on yapping at the worst times
I always roll a nat20 on yapping at the worst times
a picture of a girl with a caption that says yap yap yap yap
Alt: a picture of a girl with a caption that says yap yap yap yap
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November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I hate feeling social when im in work bc i really just wanna say a whole bunch but theres no one to really talk to here so I kinda default to talking to my partners but theyre both busy right now and aaaaaaaaaa
I always roll a nat20 on yapping at the worst times
I always roll a nat20 on yapping at the worst times
Everytime I go to our bedroom, i have these two at perfect eye level to me.
One of them cheers for me laying down, encouraging rest.
The other, disappointed in me, angry at the inevitable doomscrolling.
One of them cheers for me laying down, encouraging rest.
The other, disappointed in me, angry at the inevitable doomscrolling.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Everytime I go to our bedroom, i have these two at perfect eye level to me.
One of them cheers for me laying down, encouraging rest.
The other, disappointed in me, angry at the inevitable doomscrolling.
One of them cheers for me laying down, encouraging rest.
The other, disappointed in me, angry at the inevitable doomscrolling.
Its really embarrassing my most played nintendo games are Animal Crossing NH (duh), Splatoon 2 (hell yeah) and fucking youtube 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Its really embarrassing my most played nintendo games are Animal Crossing NH (duh), Splatoon 2 (hell yeah) and fucking youtube 🫠
THIS IS SO PRETTY AAAAAAAA
Resuming now with a look at a new variant dungeon: 'The Merchant's Tale'. Yoshida notes its unique style, fit for a Pictomancer perhaps...
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
THIS IS SO PRETTY AAAAAAAA
Its simple, FF14 shows me a hot woman, and I shut up and listen
DING DING DING! 🛎️
Prepare to enter the ring once again for the Arcadion: Heavyweight Tier! 🔥
Prepare to enter the ring once again for the Arcadion: Heavyweight Tier! 🔥
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Its simple, FF14 shows me a hot woman, and I shut up and listen
WE NEVER LOSE BABYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
WE NEVER LOSE BABYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Honestly shoutout Final Fantasy Union for having the EXACT tone of voice for me to focus on my work and relax 😌
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Honestly shoutout Final Fantasy Union for having the EXACT tone of voice for me to focus on my work and relax 😌
Its so fucked up that Epilators work for me 😭
They hurt SO much, but the patch of skin we tested like 3 weeks ago has barely shown any growth, and like this would be cheaper than laser for my whole body.
I cant argue with the results.
But like.
Oh my GOD
They hurt SO much, but the patch of skin we tested like 3 weeks ago has barely shown any growth, and like this would be cheaper than laser for my whole body.
I cant argue with the results.
But like.
Oh my GOD
a girl with tears coming out of her eyes is wearing a tie
Alt: a girl with tears coming out of her eyes is wearing a tie
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October 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Its so fucked up that Epilators work for me 😭
They hurt SO much, but the patch of skin we tested like 3 weeks ago has barely shown any growth, and like this would be cheaper than laser for my whole body.
I cant argue with the results.
But like.
Oh my GOD
They hurt SO much, but the patch of skin we tested like 3 weeks ago has barely shown any growth, and like this would be cheaper than laser for my whole body.
I cant argue with the results.
But like.
Oh my GOD
Thank you Splatoon
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Thank you Splatoon
Did something super outside my comfort zone, which might not go ANYWHERE, and im honestly super proud of myself! Wish i could have more days like this, where i do stuff im proud of, but we take it.
Now to do a lil relacc 💜
Now to do a lil relacc 💜
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Did something super outside my comfort zone, which might not go ANYWHERE, and im honestly super proud of myself! Wish i could have more days like this, where i do stuff im proud of, but we take it.
Now to do a lil relacc 💜
Now to do a lil relacc 💜
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October 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My two shiny sons that I DEFINITELY love equally
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My two shiny sons that I DEFINITELY love equally
I've been so scared of accidentally spoiling someone with Pokémon Z-A, but its also the only thing ive been up to for like 5 days straight?? So i want to talk about it??
Idk, please observe Maya considering this L in the meantime
Idk, please observe Maya considering this L in the meantime
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've been so scared of accidentally spoiling someone with Pokémon Z-A, but its also the only thing ive been up to for like 5 days straight?? So i want to talk about it??
Idk, please observe Maya considering this L in the meantime
Idk, please observe Maya considering this L in the meantime
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me when im asked what my oc is called
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
me when im asked what my oc is called
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Its so funny having me and my partners give updates because its like:
"Im struggling on a bit of my lore for my massive writing project encompassing multiple people over several years"
"Im making progress towards this massive difficult grind in my MMO"
"...um m-my headphones died making this email"
"Im struggling on a bit of my lore for my massive writing project encompassing multiple people over several years"
"Im making progress towards this massive difficult grind in my MMO"
"...um m-my headphones died making this email"
October 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Its so funny having me and my partners give updates because its like:
"Im struggling on a bit of my lore for my massive writing project encompassing multiple people over several years"
"Im making progress towards this massive difficult grind in my MMO"
"...um m-my headphones died making this email"
"Im struggling on a bit of my lore for my massive writing project encompassing multiple people over several years"
"Im making progress towards this massive difficult grind in my MMO"
"...um m-my headphones died making this email"