Maxxie Bytes
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"ALWAYS HUNGRY"
"One flesh, one end, Bitch."
"Mother of Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn"
#Intersex #Trans #IntSec #ICT #MiniaturePainter #SlaaneshCultist
"One flesh, one end, Bitch."
"Mother of Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn"
#Intersex #Trans #IntSec #ICT #MiniaturePainter #SlaaneshCultist
Same
I need a woman to impale me with a huge sword, lift it up so I slide down it then fuck me upon the blade
April 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Same
Lolz I got Employee of the year 2024 for my company. Wow
April 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lolz I got Employee of the year 2024 for my company. Wow
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The German word Fahrvergnügen ("Driving Enjoyment") implies also, Flugzeugnügen ("Piloting Enjoyment").
I strongly feel any mech game project or mecha story which fails to capture the sensation of flugzeugnügen has failed to capture mecha.
This is the essence of mecha itself.
The joy of bodies.
I strongly feel any mech game project or mecha story which fails to capture the sensation of flugzeugnügen has failed to capture mecha.
This is the essence of mecha itself.
The joy of bodies.
April 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The German word Fahrvergnügen ("Driving Enjoyment") implies also, Flugzeugnügen ("Piloting Enjoyment").
I strongly feel any mech game project or mecha story which fails to capture the sensation of flugzeugnügen has failed to capture mecha.
This is the essence of mecha itself.
The joy of bodies.
I strongly feel any mech game project or mecha story which fails to capture the sensation of flugzeugnügen has failed to capture mecha.
This is the essence of mecha itself.
The joy of bodies.
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love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile
April 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile
"The Mech can't Change your Gender. It's not programmed to do that.
"It makes me call it Daddy before it'll fire the PPCs or Missile Bays..."
"That's.... Not possible...."
"It makes me cum if I shoot down a target without aim assist."
"That's... Kinda hot..."
"It makes me call it Daddy before it'll fire the PPCs or Missile Bays..."
"That's.... Not possible...."
"It makes me cum if I shoot down a target without aim assist."
"That's... Kinda hot..."
April 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"The Mech can't Change your Gender. It's not programmed to do that.
"It makes me call it Daddy before it'll fire the PPCs or Missile Bays..."
"That's.... Not possible...."
"It makes me cum if I shoot down a target without aim assist."
"That's... Kinda hot..."
"It makes me call it Daddy before it'll fire the PPCs or Missile Bays..."
"That's.... Not possible...."
"It makes me cum if I shoot down a target without aim assist."
"That's... Kinda hot..."
Using localization guidelines instead of strict translation or machine translation: Caveat Emptor becomes "Fuck Around and Find Out."
March 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Using localization guidelines instead of strict translation or machine translation: Caveat Emptor becomes "Fuck Around and Find Out."
The Right wing hate machine is spinning up for full-time hate status on Furries now that they feel like they won against trans people. Multiple republicans are pushing bills outlawing "Furry adjacent" behaviours in public some fictional some real.
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Right wing hate machine is spinning up for full-time hate status on Furries now that they feel like they won against trans people. Multiple republicans are pushing bills outlawing "Furry adjacent" behaviours in public some fictional some real.
The best intro music to a game state ever.
Rooooolllllling Starrrrrrrrt!
Rooooolllllling Starrrrrrrrt!
Daytona USA - Rolling Start!
YouTube video by iHaveaDreamcast
youtu.be
March 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The best intro music to a game state ever.
Rooooolllllling Starrrrrrrrt!
Rooooolllllling Starrrrrrrrt!
Imagine:
A Virus tries gaining access to a computer.
Computer has Antivirus Subscription, access is blocked.
Upset, Virus calls Antivirus Company and Cancel Security Subscription. They turn off your Antivirus Subscription.
The Virus now has full access to the whole Computer.
That's DOGE
A Virus tries gaining access to a computer.
Computer has Antivirus Subscription, access is blocked.
Upset, Virus calls Antivirus Company and Cancel Security Subscription. They turn off your Antivirus Subscription.
The Virus now has full access to the whole Computer.
That's DOGE
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Imagine:
A Virus tries gaining access to a computer.
Computer has Antivirus Subscription, access is blocked.
Upset, Virus calls Antivirus Company and Cancel Security Subscription. They turn off your Antivirus Subscription.
The Virus now has full access to the whole Computer.
That's DOGE
A Virus tries gaining access to a computer.
Computer has Antivirus Subscription, access is blocked.
Upset, Virus calls Antivirus Company and Cancel Security Subscription. They turn off your Antivirus Subscription.
The Virus now has full access to the whole Computer.
That's DOGE
The Complaints the Anti Woke Grifters Had for Dragon Age Veilguard compared to the average playtime of someone who loved DAV equate to someone saying. "I hate apple seeds, they taste gross. Don't buy delicious juicy apples."
March 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Complaints the Anti Woke Grifters Had for Dragon Age Veilguard compared to the average playtime of someone who loved DAV equate to someone saying. "I hate apple seeds, they taste gross. Don't buy delicious juicy apples."
Oh no ... I figured out I can get addicted to AI RP bots. Oops.
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh no ... I figured out I can get addicted to AI RP bots. Oops.
"Monster Hunting? Does it have magic?" - Eternal Strands
March 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"Monster Hunting? Does it have magic?" - Eternal Strands
I was grinding for the final item on the season page for a game and I micronapped into the maintenance window. N-nnnnnooooo
March 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I was grinding for the final item on the season page for a game and I micronapped into the maintenance window. N-nnnnnooooo
If Yoko Taro makes another game in the Nier universe I really kinda hope it's something based on Noelle the Weapon. Heck for her it could easily just be Drakengard 4 as she can transform into a dragon.
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If Yoko Taro makes another game in the Nier universe I really kinda hope it's something based on Noelle the Weapon. Heck for her it could easily just be Drakengard 4 as she can transform into a dragon.
All the Mech posting going on in my feed is making me want to Break down and actually buy the Front Mission Remakes on PS5.
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
All the Mech posting going on in my feed is making me want to Break down and actually buy the Front Mission Remakes on PS5.
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I will bury you in chocolate. Rest in peace.
March 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I will bury you in chocolate. Rest in peace.
If I don't cream in my Mech, did my mech even take off? Have I even Sortied?
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I don't cream in my Mech, did my mech even take off? Have I even Sortied?
The price of the collectors FF commanders decks for MTG is fucking bonkers.
March 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The price of the collectors FF commanders decks for MTG is fucking bonkers.
An RPG that uses no numbers. Only Letters.
Your Strength is A, their Defence is C. You do B damage. But they have C Health. So they survive.
I haven't slept a full night sleep in 60 hours.
Your Strength is A, their Defence is C. You do B damage. But they have C Health. So they survive.
I haven't slept a full night sleep in 60 hours.
February 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
An RPG that uses no numbers. Only Letters.
Your Strength is A, their Defence is C. You do B damage. But they have C Health. So they survive.
I haven't slept a full night sleep in 60 hours.
Your Strength is A, their Defence is C. You do B damage. But they have C Health. So they survive.
I haven't slept a full night sleep in 60 hours.
So you're telling me it takes a fictional card game where Optimus Prime can fight Hatsune Miku, Lara Croft, and the Blue Raptor from Jurassic Park, to live in a world where people will come together and emotionally show a Trans woman love and affection in public.
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So you're telling me it takes a fictional card game where Optimus Prime can fight Hatsune Miku, Lara Croft, and the Blue Raptor from Jurassic Park, to live in a world where people will come together and emotionally show a Trans woman love and affection in public.
For the Khan.
The mythic levels of reverence the Mardu have for Magic's first trans woman will never not make me smile.
And sometimes tear up a bit.
And sometimes tear up a bit.
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For the Khan.
I registered for a website to test some stuff. It requires you to generate an AI image of yourself for your profile as part of registration. I basically described the image I use as my avatar I have on BSky which is drawn by @eskart.bsky.social which is a drawing of a monstrous version of me.
February 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I registered for a website to test some stuff. It requires you to generate an AI image of yourself for your profile as part of registration. I basically described the image I use as my avatar I have on BSky which is drawn by @eskart.bsky.social which is a drawing of a monstrous version of me.
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February 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I live in the souf. We don't got a lot of them fancy places to hang out. Queer friendly places are few and far between. So you'd think an Anime Bar/Ramen shop would wanna cater to the nerds goths and queer intersectionality?
Surprise surprise. It's secretly a Nazi bar, the owner donated to Trump.
Surprise surprise. It's secretly a Nazi bar, the owner donated to Trump.
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I live in the souf. We don't got a lot of them fancy places to hang out. Queer friendly places are few and far between. So you'd think an Anime Bar/Ramen shop would wanna cater to the nerds goths and queer intersectionality?
Surprise surprise. It's secretly a Nazi bar, the owner donated to Trump.
Surprise surprise. It's secretly a Nazi bar, the owner donated to Trump.
Using the Very real Fetish of Dronification as a stepping stone for launching the story in my Mecha Universe....that's not going to register any flags right.
February 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Using the Very real Fetish of Dronification as a stepping stone for launching the story in my Mecha Universe....that's not going to register any flags right.