Max Puppy
banner
maxpuppyboy.bsky.social
Max Puppy
@maxpuppyboy.bsky.social
A headache with pictures.

38 | He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🌲PNW 🌲 | NSFW 🔞 | Bearded, Hairy, Muscular, Horny, Leather, Stoner Puppy Boy | 🐺🏋🏼‍♂️🍃🌈🍄🚀🧷⛓️😵‍💫🍌💦
Reposted by Max Puppy
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cooper Mounting hiking
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Chunky orb weavers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So many people hate us (trans people), it makes it feel pointless to keep trying to go on living at all. Everyone wants me dead. Cool, me too. I hate it here and wish I wasn’t who I was, it’s so disparaging. I hate my body, my mind, and my life.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
📣 PLEASE SHARE! 📣

Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX

bit.ly/FoodPDX2025
Food Resource List - PDX
Food Resources PDX Share this sheet to amplify these existing resources to support individuals & families in accessing food during this government shutdown. A delay in SNAP means over 750,000 families...
bit.ly
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Halloween Hike. I found a “ritual circle” in the woods by my house where a cell phone tower used to stand. That was fun and fit the mood of the day.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I miss doing things that made me happy/I wish those things still made me happy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hiking highlights from yesterday in between my morning and afternoon shift.
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Jumping onto the bandwagon for funzies.
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I haven’t socialized, in person, with any of my friends in over a month - since I started working three jobs. I had plans today, I was really looking forward to it. Aaaand I got cancelled on last minute. RSD is hitting hard and my stomach is starting to hurt. I probably need to eat but I feel ill.
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I keep forgetting to look at the comets and now this week is going to be cloudy, I think the last day of visibility is the 25th. Come on, clouds, just back off after sunset long enough to reveal the comets so I can see them!
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And I saw two bald eagles over my house this morning
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Forced myself to go hiking yesterday:
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Animal sightings tonight: two chickens, two skunks, three raccoons, and the sounds of a few coyotes in the woods.

Working three jobs is crazy hard, but at least I get to see animals at night. It’d be cool if these jobs paid enough to make ends meet, though.
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
On a positive note, I saw a coyote, a deer, and three raccoons last night on my route. That was fun.
September 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just submitted my first eval for a job that might be a really cool opportunity for me. If they like it, I will then have to complete 20 hours of live evals over two weeks before receiving an official offer. Meanwhile, I still have to do my two day shifts M-F and my night shift 7 days a week.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Time to nap before my third shift of the day starts, but I got some good news today - REALLY hoping it develops into something for me. I really need it/could use a win like this.
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m struggling to find a real job that pays decently. I’m currently working two crossing guard shifts in the day and deliver newspapers overnight. Neither pays very much or has many hours. I’m very burned out. I’m applying to everything I possibly can and not getting any responses. I need help.
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
Water bear 🌊
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Reposted by Max Puppy
September 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM