Max Mayhem
maxmayhem.bsky.social
Max Mayhem
@maxmayhem.bsky.social
Purple-haired Chaos Gremlin 👾 Tie-dye Metalhead ☮️ 🤘🏼 Side Quest Champion 🏆 Witchy ♎ 🔮 Crafty Science Nerd 🌒🌘 Moon Goddess 🪷 Fueled by Coffee & Sarcasm & Beer 🍻
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I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My ADHD meds are out of stock everywhere again so I have, at best, a week and a half before the squirrels get me again. Can't wait.
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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America is collapsing with the grace and dignity of a Denny's foreclosure in rural Missouri in which the owners just put whatever food is left out on the corner
March 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This administration has convinced half the country that the real problem isn’t the billionaires who evade taxes and collect government handouts, but the working class who pay taxes and get nothing in return.
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Remy is completely unaffected, bless. I can only dream of reincarnating as a well-loved house cat.
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's a CoNtRoLLeD SuBsTaNcE because it's AddICTiVe, she said to herself in SpongeBob Voice, as she went to the medicine cabinet for the FOURTH TIME before she actually remembered to take her Vyvanse...
February 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Elon Musk’s staffers have gained unauthorized access to sensitive government employee data by installing a server at the OPM. They now have access to USAJOBS, the federal hiring portal where applicants submit personal details such as Social Security numbers, home addresses, and employment histories.
February 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Ok sure, eggs are more expensive and inflation isn’t lowering, but at least they cut the funding for childhood cancer research, stopped monitoring Bird flu, shutdown Medicaid, stripped hungry kids of their school lunches and took hot meals away from seniors
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This seems to lay out the plan not to comply.
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My head is a spectacularly unpleasant place to be right now. Not sure how to fix it. Fuck.
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I don’t really have time for the finger pointing between liberals and leftists. Get your shit together and point your fingers at the real problem
January 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Donald Trump will now be the president again.

A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Everyone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed Miserably
Donald Trump will now be the president again. A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here.
www.rollingstone.com
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Yeah, he went full Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM