AngryHoss
@angryhoss.bsky.social
Defenestrate the Kakistocracy
Satire is the refuge of the weak minded
Always check sources
42 is the answer
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴
Satire is the refuge of the weak minded
Always check sources
42 is the answer
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴
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AngryHoss
@angryhoss.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Things Trump can't name
All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents
All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents
We have to exile him to a US territory
I think that leper colony in Hawaii sounds about right.
His hand are falling off...his ear does weird shit
I think that leper colony in Hawaii sounds about right.
His hand are falling off...his ear does weird shit
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 AM
We have to exile him to a US territory
I think that leper colony in Hawaii sounds about right.
His hand are falling off...his ear does weird shit
I think that leper colony in Hawaii sounds about right.
His hand are falling off...his ear does weird shit
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January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Food services at the Super Bowl gonna suck
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Food services at the Super Bowl gonna suck
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We The People can begin the process to stop this on 11/3/26.
Every vote is needed, has power and counts.
Vote every Republican out on the ballot
VOTE 💙
Every vote is needed, has power and counts.
Vote every Republican out on the ballot
VOTE 💙
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
We The People can begin the process to stop this on 11/3/26.
Every vote is needed, has power and counts.
Vote every Republican out on the ballot
VOTE 💙
Every vote is needed, has power and counts.
Vote every Republican out on the ballot
VOTE 💙
He tried to pull out of Afghanistan and 58 soldiers died
“Not at all”
For people out here believing Homan is some sort of savior, and acting like anything anyone in this regime says can be counted on
For people out here believing Homan is some sort of savior, and acting like anything anyone in this regime says can be counted on
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 AM
He tried to pull out of Afghanistan and 58 soldiers died
youtube.com/watch?v=zCPb...
Nicki Minaj is out of my spank bank
Tainted, and shaped like the Stay-Puft man now
I hope she sanitized those talons
Nicki Minaj is out of my spank bank
Tainted, and shaped like the Stay-Puft man now
I hope she sanitized those talons
Nicki Minaj Describes Trump's Discolored Hand
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=zCPb...
Nicki Minaj is out of my spank bank
Tainted, and shaped like the Stay-Puft man now
I hope she sanitized those talons
Nicki Minaj is out of my spank bank
Tainted, and shaped like the Stay-Puft man now
I hope she sanitized those talons
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Shooting someone in the back is something a coward does. A person who is to ashamed to face the person he/she is Shooting.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Shooting someone in the back is something a coward does. A person who is to ashamed to face the person he/she is Shooting.
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Facts 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Facts 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯
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The UAE provided Russia with the identities of US intelligence officers.
Is the UAE really a superb ally?
The United Arab Emirates assists in Russian sanctions evasion, helps China technologically, and harbors serious criminals.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The UAE provided Russia with the identities of US intelligence officers.
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Can’t wait to see what Mike Johnson hasn’t looked into this week.
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Can’t wait to see what Mike Johnson hasn’t looked into this week.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The movie is so fucking bad that he talked about banking because it's more interesting
The movie is so fucking bad that he talked about banking because it's more interesting
At 'Melania' premiere, Trump talks Tim Cook and Fed chair nominee
Melania Trump also touched on what she hoped audiences would take from the documentary about her experiences in the run-up to last year's inauguration.
www.nbcnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 AM
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The movie is so fucking bad that he talked about banking because it's more interesting
The movie is so fucking bad that he talked about banking because it's more interesting
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Doesn't mean shit. 2 weeks funding?
These assholes would PAY for the right to go out and kill minorities.
OPEN SEASON ON DARKIES!
ENDS IN 2 WEEKS,
NO BAG LIMIT!
Doesn't mean shit. 2 weeks funding?
These assholes would PAY for the right to go out and kill minorities.
OPEN SEASON ON DARKIES!
ENDS IN 2 WEEKS,
NO BAG LIMIT!
Trump strikes deal with Democrats in government shutdown funding fight
The agreement includes advancing five spending bills and funding the Department of Homeland Security for two weeks as lawmakers negotiate changes to DHS and ICE.
www.nbcnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 AM
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Doesn't mean shit. 2 weeks funding?
These assholes would PAY for the right to go out and kill minorities.
OPEN SEASON ON DARKIES!
ENDS IN 2 WEEKS,
NO BAG LIMIT!
Doesn't mean shit. 2 weeks funding?
These assholes would PAY for the right to go out and kill minorities.
OPEN SEASON ON DARKIES!
ENDS IN 2 WEEKS,
NO BAG LIMIT!
www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Ok, ICE, you have 2 weeks
FUCK THEM UP!
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Ok, ICE, you have 2 weeks
FUCK THEM UP!
Trump, Schumer reach government funding deal, sacrifice DHS spending bill in the process
President Trump and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, N.Y., reached a bipartisan government funding agreement to advance a behemoth funding package without the DHS spending bill.
www.foxnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Ok, ICE, you have 2 weeks
FUCK THEM UP!
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Ok, ICE, you have 2 weeks
FUCK THEM UP!
www.foxnews.com/us/video-sho...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
MAGA asshole beats up tiny little Karen asshole
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
MAGA asshole beats up tiny little Karen asshole
Video shows airport bystander bodyslamming TSA breach suspect in split-second takedown
Surveillance footage shows bystander tackling suspect who allegedly breached TSA checkpoint at Atlanta airport after knocking down security officer.
www.foxnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 AM
www.foxnews.com/us/video-sho...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
MAGA asshole beats up tiny little Karen asshole
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
MAGA asshole beats up tiny little Karen asshole
www.foxnews.com/us/gov-abbot...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Texas is a shithole state blaming it's vermin on Mexicans
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Texas is a shithole state blaming it's vermin on Mexicans
Gov Abbott issues disaster declaration to prevent screwworm fly infestation from spreading into Texas
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott issued a statewide disaster declaration to prevent New World screwworm fly from spreading from Mexico and protect livestock and wildlife.
www.foxnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
www.foxnews.com/us/gov-abbot...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Texas is a shithole state blaming it's vermin on Mexicans
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
Texas is a shithole state blaming it's vermin on Mexicans
www.foxnews.com/world/80-yea...
Whitey Bulger "won" the Lottery back in the 70s
When he beat the real winner and stole his ticket
Probably same deal here
Whitey Bulger "won" the Lottery back in the 70s
When he beat the real winner and stole his ticket
Probably same deal here
80-year-old lottery winner sentenced for bankrolling $400M drug empire from cottage with son
Lottery winner John Eric Spiby, 80, was sentenced to 16 years in prison for running a $400 million counterfeit pill empire from his cottage after a 2010 windfall.
www.foxnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM
www.foxnews.com/world/80-yea...
Whitey Bulger "won" the Lottery back in the 70s
When he beat the real winner and stole his ticket
Probably same deal here
Whitey Bulger "won" the Lottery back in the 70s
When he beat the real winner and stole his ticket
Probably same deal here
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...
The ICE in the van the week before ACTIVELY hunted Pretti down and executed him in the street
For spitting on a van
If we shoot ICE first now, it IS self defense
The ICE in the van the week before ACTIVELY hunted Pretti down and executed him in the street
For spitting on a van
If we shoot ICE first now, it IS self defense
How two federal agents escalated an encounter with Alex Pretti into a deadly shooting | CNN
The aggressive actions of two federal agents transformed the encounter into a deadly shooting, a CNN analysis of video has found.
www.cnn.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 AM
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...
The ICE in the van the week before ACTIVELY hunted Pretti down and executed him in the street
For spitting on a van
If we shoot ICE first now, it IS self defense
The ICE in the van the week before ACTIVELY hunted Pretti down and executed him in the street
For spitting on a van
If we shoot ICE first now, it IS self defense
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2 DUIs and 2 divorces, unemployed on disability.
Zero surprises here
Zero surprises here
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
2 DUIs and 2 divorces, unemployed on disability.
Zero surprises here
Zero surprises here
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www.foxnews.com/us/video-app...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
HE SPIT ON ICE
That's more than enough reason for 10 pills in the spine
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
HE SPIT ON ICE
That's more than enough reason for 10 pills in the spine
Video appears to show Alex Pretti spit at federal agents, violently damage SUV days before fatal CBP shooting
Newly released video appears to show Alex Pretti confronting federal agents before his fatal Minneapolis shooting during enforcement operations.
www.foxnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
www.foxnews.com/us/video-app...
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
HE SPIT ON ICE
That's more than enough reason for 10 pills in the spine
Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation
HE SPIT ON ICE
That's more than enough reason for 10 pills in the spine
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If you want to bring THIS regime down, during this election
REMEMBER!
IF we don't want MAGA, or their sympathizers.
DO NOT HOLD OUT FOR PERFECT
REMEMBER!
IF we don't want MAGA, or their sympathizers.
DO NOT HOLD OUT FOR PERFECT
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you want to bring THIS regime down, during this election
REMEMBER!
IF we don't want MAGA, or their sympathizers.
DO NOT HOLD OUT FOR PERFECT
REMEMBER!
IF we don't want MAGA, or their sympathizers.
DO NOT HOLD OUT FOR PERFECT