Kraft Punk
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I just went to the doctor for the first time in like 2 years and I’m so relieved and thankful to have access to healthcare again 😩
May 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I just went to the doctor for the first time in like 2 years and I’m so relieved and thankful to have access to healthcare again 😩
My toxic trait is that I love to hang
May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My toxic trait is that I love to hang
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Bonnaroo schedule + set times drop tomorrow.
But if you’ve got any burning questions now…
✍️👀🦉
But if you’ve got any burning questions now…
✍️👀🦉
April 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bonnaroo schedule + set times drop tomorrow.
But if you’ve got any burning questions now…
✍️👀🦉
But if you’ve got any burning questions now…
✍️👀🦉
I deleted Instagram this week and my brain already feels 100x better. Bless
April 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I deleted Instagram this week and my brain already feels 100x better. Bless
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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I want to crawl in a hole and pull all my hair out pls, this has been a week of hell
April 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I want to crawl in a hole and pull all my hair out pls, this has been a week of hell
Thinking about how I most likely inspired a couple guy friends to grow their hair out and it makes me chuckle but also feel like a trendsetter
April 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Thinking about how I most likely inspired a couple guy friends to grow their hair out and it makes me chuckle but also feel like a trendsetter
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FROM BURNIE MAC:
Hello! My name is Burnie Mac, and I am a Drag King living in Detroit Michigan, and I am raising money for the 5 year anniversary of Juneteenth Jamz!
Juneteenth Jamz is a love letter to Black Queer Magic, to art as liberation, to Black queer joy.
gofund.me/91dd32d2
Donate & Share<3
Hello! My name is Burnie Mac, and I am a Drag King living in Detroit Michigan, and I am raising money for the 5 year anniversary of Juneteenth Jamz!
Juneteenth Jamz is a love letter to Black Queer Magic, to art as liberation, to Black queer joy.
gofund.me/91dd32d2
Donate & Share<3
February 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
FROM BURNIE MAC:
Hello! My name is Burnie Mac, and I am a Drag King living in Detroit Michigan, and I am raising money for the 5 year anniversary of Juneteenth Jamz!
Juneteenth Jamz is a love letter to Black Queer Magic, to art as liberation, to Black queer joy.
gofund.me/91dd32d2
Donate & Share<3
Hello! My name is Burnie Mac, and I am a Drag King living in Detroit Michigan, and I am raising money for the 5 year anniversary of Juneteenth Jamz!
Juneteenth Jamz is a love letter to Black Queer Magic, to art as liberation, to Black queer joy.
gofund.me/91dd32d2
Donate & Share<3
Fully addicted to Balatro
February 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fully addicted to Balatro
I can’t stand a passive aggressive ass mf
February 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I can’t stand a passive aggressive ass mf
For the first time in my life I’m going to buy a mattress but have no idea where to start/where to buy if you have tips hmu
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For the first time in my life I’m going to buy a mattress but have no idea where to start/where to buy if you have tips hmu
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Our local pantry desperately needs support right now. Please share and donate! givebutter.com/pantrysupport
Pantry Support program is under threat!
Help feed your community 🥦🍓🍞
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February 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Our local pantry desperately needs support right now. Please share and donate! givebutter.com/pantrysupport
My friend Kellie has been going through it this year. Cashapp is $kelliebaby29 Please share and donate if you’re able, it would mean a lot! gofund.me/2e291c04
February 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My friend Kellie has been going through it this year. Cashapp is $kelliebaby29 Please share and donate if you’re able, it would mean a lot! gofund.me/2e291c04
Nothing angers me more than the ads they play on the tiny screens at the gas pump. This is the true indicator we live in an absolute hell hole
February 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Nothing angers me more than the ads they play on the tiny screens at the gas pump. This is the true indicator we live in an absolute hell hole
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...
I swear to god my cats love to take the stinkiest shits when I’m trying to work
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I swear to god my cats love to take the stinkiest shits when I’m trying to work
WHY ARE SO MANY PLANES CRASHING WHAT THE FUCK
February 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
WHY ARE SO MANY PLANES CRASHING WHAT THE FUCK
Being sick is so lonely
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Being sick is so lonely
Finally got a library card and got a cool puzzle that’s so fun but also infuriating. If you’re looking to do a puzzle hmu it’s a big one
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Finally got a library card and got a cool puzzle that’s so fun but also infuriating. If you’re looking to do a puzzle hmu it’s a big one
My tape collection is looking goooooooood
January 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My tape collection is looking goooooooood
Spent 20 minutes fighting with a gas canister to put gas in my car and now I reek of gas. Today sucks
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Spent 20 minutes fighting with a gas canister to put gas in my car and now I reek of gas. Today sucks
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January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM