Maxie Maxier Maxiest
@maxiest.bsky.social
They/them 🌊 27
Stay at Home Jester 🌈 Wife Guy 🌈 Wannabe Sea Dog
I care about writing, smooching my wife, and hyping up my friends! Say hi if you're cool 💞
Stay at Home Jester 🌈 Wife Guy 🌈 Wannabe Sea Dog
I care about writing, smooching my wife, and hyping up my friends! Say hi if you're cool 💞
I'm 30/40 chapters complete on this draft of my novel!
March 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I'm 30/40 chapters complete on this draft of my novel!
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what about an UNrealistic portrayal of a panic attack? i want a movie where a guy starts freakin out then his friend starts yelling at him like “CALM DOWN!!!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! YOURE ANNOYING ALL OF US” & then he slowly drifts off to sleep with a smile on his face & love in his heart
January 7, 2024 at 7:17 AM
what about an UNrealistic portrayal of a panic attack? i want a movie where a guy starts freakin out then his friend starts yelling at him like “CALM DOWN!!!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! YOURE ANNOYING ALL OF US” & then he slowly drifts off to sleep with a smile on his face & love in his heart
My personal nightmare is that twice now I've complimented someone's jacket and they've turned around to reveal it was an Attack on Titan jacket so I live in fear of that happening again
January 5, 2024 at 9:26 PM
My personal nightmare is that twice now I've complimented someone's jacket and they've turned around to reveal it was an Attack on Titan jacket so I live in fear of that happening again
Started the year throwing up which means it's all uphill from there babbeeeyyyy!!! All according to plan
January 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Started the year throwing up which means it's all uphill from there babbeeeyyyy!!! All according to plan
From juuust the right angle you can see my rainbow tattoo through the window in this top
January 1, 2024 at 1:59 AM
From juuust the right angle you can see my rainbow tattoo through the window in this top
In 2023 I... did not change a lot? I guess I learned how to smile in selfies at least! 🤷♂️
December 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM
In 2023 I... did not change a lot? I guess I learned how to smile in selfies at least! 🤷♂️
Feeling lovey dovey next to my beautiful snoring wife, texting my lover, sleepy but not asleep
December 29, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Feeling lovey dovey next to my beautiful snoring wife, texting my lover, sleepy but not asleep
Omg I've been searching for a book I couldn't remember the title of for YEARS because it's such a stupid and insane premise. I finally found it this morning
December 28, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Omg I've been searching for a book I couldn't remember the title of for YEARS because it's such a stupid and insane premise. I finally found it this morning
I embroidered two matching jackets for my wife and my lover 💕🥰
December 28, 2023 at 5:46 PM
I embroidered two matching jackets for my wife and my lover 💕🥰
I bought this cool old phone and the lady selling it asked how I was so good at opening plastic bags. I didn't know what to say so I told her I have rugged fingers
December 28, 2023 at 12:50 AM
I bought this cool old phone and the lady selling it asked how I was so good at opening plastic bags. I didn't know what to say so I told her I have rugged fingers
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STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
"I want someone to crush me with their thighs 🥰" you SAY that but when you're wheezing, dizzy, and deaf, will you choose a warrior's death or will you surrender like a coward??
November 28, 2023 at 6:03 PM
"I want someone to crush me with their thighs 🥰" you SAY that but when you're wheezing, dizzy, and deaf, will you choose a warrior's death or will you surrender like a coward??
Finished the first draft of my book recently! Recovered by staring at a wall for a long time. Now I'm getting into the process of rewriting can I get a yeehaw
November 28, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Finished the first draft of my book recently! Recovered by staring at a wall for a long time. Now I'm getting into the process of rewriting can I get a yeehaw
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we also watched one of my favorite movies this weekend
November 2, 2023 at 3:43 PM
we also watched one of my favorite movies this weekend
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At Target seeing a woman with a disappointed expression perusing the paltry Halloween decorations. I said "You really should go to Spirit" and she said "Do they have costumes there?" Which means when she left on my instructions she'll experience Spirit Halloween for the first time in her life
October 28, 2023 at 9:09 PM
At Target seeing a woman with a disappointed expression perusing the paltry Halloween decorations. I said "You really should go to Spirit" and she said "Do they have costumes there?" Which means when she left on my instructions she'll experience Spirit Halloween for the first time in her life
Blissfully rewatching Severance, getting absolutely jumpscared by "Directed by Ben Stiller" exactly like the first two times
October 19, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Blissfully rewatching Severance, getting absolutely jumpscared by "Directed by Ben Stiller" exactly like the first two times
Why is my kitty sooooo pickupable
October 18, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Why is my kitty sooooo pickupable
I wrote 3500 words today please clap (I usually write 1k if I'm lucky)
October 18, 2023 at 12:45 AM
I wrote 3500 words today please clap (I usually write 1k if I'm lucky)
Desperately googling "what do houses look like" because writing is normal
October 16, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Desperately googling "what do houses look like" because writing is normal
Me in the middle of a heated debate with myself: Okay I KNOW the protagonist of my book is cat coded but their fursona would STILL be a ferret and HERES WHY
October 13, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Me in the middle of a heated debate with myself: Okay I KNOW the protagonist of my book is cat coded but their fursona would STILL be a ferret and HERES WHY
My therapist: It sounds like you're really in a groove with your writing lately! I'm proud of you :)
Me one hour later: Hmmmmm everything I've written is bad and dumb? Time to lie down
Me one hour later: Hmmmmm everything I've written is bad and dumb? Time to lie down
October 11, 2023 at 11:40 PM
My therapist: It sounds like you're really in a groove with your writing lately! I'm proud of you :)
Me one hour later: Hmmmmm everything I've written is bad and dumb? Time to lie down
Me one hour later: Hmmmmm everything I've written is bad and dumb? Time to lie down
Got too excited and chorked on a chicken nugget
October 11, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Got too excited and chorked on a chicken nugget
Idk if I successfully aped Shakespeare for my writing but I DID make it a little horny so I'm honoring his spirit at least
October 9, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Idk if I successfully aped Shakespeare for my writing but I DID make it a little horny so I'm honoring his spirit at least