Maurinhobebinho
@maurinho08.bsky.social
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Aux: I’m saving myself for marriage
Aux: *gets married* FUCK- I need a new excuse
Aux: *gets married* FUCK- I need a new excuse
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Aux: I’m saving myself for marriage
Aux: *gets married* FUCK- I need a new excuse
Aux: *gets married* FUCK- I need a new excuse
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I was doing research about qualifications to be a weatherman tjinking “Neat Vox probably has a BA in science or something cuz its required”
Then I looked at qualifications in the 50s and nah that man just needed to nail an audition.
Tldr: I thought Vox was smart but no he’s still stupid/j
Then I looked at qualifications in the 50s and nah that man just needed to nail an audition.
Tldr: I thought Vox was smart but no he’s still stupid/j
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I was doing research about qualifications to be a weatherman tjinking “Neat Vox probably has a BA in science or something cuz its required”
Then I looked at qualifications in the 50s and nah that man just needed to nail an audition.
Tldr: I thought Vox was smart but no he’s still stupid/j
Then I looked at qualifications in the 50s and nah that man just needed to nail an audition.
Tldr: I thought Vox was smart but no he’s still stupid/j
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Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
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You guys ever draw something that makes you realize in crystal clear 8k Ultra HD Liquid Crystal Display how hilariously down bad you are?
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
You guys ever draw something that makes you realize in crystal clear 8k Ultra HD Liquid Crystal Display how hilariously down bad you are?
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Alastor n Aux: *Immediately dislike Bambi*
Bambi: *Immediately dislikes them*
Charlie n Lucifer: *Cautious but sweet because she’s ya know A CHILD*
Bambi: I will kill for you two just say the word 😊
Bambi: *Immediately dislikes them*
Charlie n Lucifer: *Cautious but sweet because she’s ya know A CHILD*
Bambi: I will kill for you two just say the word 😊
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Alastor n Aux: *Immediately dislike Bambi*
Bambi: *Immediately dislikes them*
Charlie n Lucifer: *Cautious but sweet because she’s ya know A CHILD*
Bambi: I will kill for you two just say the word 😊
Bambi: *Immediately dislikes them*
Charlie n Lucifer: *Cautious but sweet because she’s ya know A CHILD*
Bambi: I will kill for you two just say the word 😊
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January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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FlyingFish is taking over my brain like a parasite and I’m gonna let it -
(I tried to take the color palette from the official Hazbin Pride art for Alastor so it’s not a perfect recreation of the ace flag obvi)
(I tried to take the color palette from the official Hazbin Pride art for Alastor so it’s not a perfect recreation of the ace flag obvi)
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
FlyingFish is taking over my brain like a parasite and I’m gonna let it -
(I tried to take the color palette from the official Hazbin Pride art for Alastor so it’s not a perfect recreation of the ace flag obvi)
(I tried to take the color palette from the official Hazbin Pride art for Alastor so it’s not a perfect recreation of the ace flag obvi)
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I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
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Genuinely posting on Bluesky has been nice because I’ve never felt so comfortable exploring kinks/nsfw works prior to following some amazing artists here and it’s nice to ya know
Not feel like a freak.
Not feel like a freak.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Genuinely posting on Bluesky has been nice because I’ve never felt so comfortable exploring kinks/nsfw works prior to following some amazing artists here and it’s nice to ya know
Not feel like a freak.
Not feel like a freak.
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I’ll always have the mindset that my ships don’t need to be canon for them to be valid but I will randomly remember Vox canonically wants Alastor and get a lil giddy about the dumbasses
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I’ll always have the mindset that my ships don’t need to be canon for them to be valid but I will randomly remember Vox canonically wants Alastor and get a lil giddy about the dumbasses
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Vox’s insistence on Aux being his baby is so funny given with the rewrites she died around the same age he did.
Vox: My baby-
Aux: I was about to turn 40-
Vox: My. Baby.
Vox: My baby-
Aux: I was about to turn 40-
Vox: My. Baby.
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Vox’s insistence on Aux being his baby is so funny given with the rewrites she died around the same age he did.
Vox: My baby-
Aux: I was about to turn 40-
Vox: My. Baby.
Vox: My baby-
Aux: I was about to turn 40-
Vox: My. Baby.
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Me: ah finally I can relax after work
Me: *Drawing a tv getting split in two by a rabid deer on steroid and the literal devil*
Me: *Drawing a tv getting split in two by a rabid deer on steroid and the literal devil*
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Me: ah finally I can relax after work
Me: *Drawing a tv getting split in two by a rabid deer on steroid and the literal devil*
Me: *Drawing a tv getting split in two by a rabid deer on steroid and the literal devil*
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Thinking about having Aux n Vann have like permanent wedding ring marks post hell. Not willing like the rings are seared into their flesh because their evil deeds were so tied together n a reminder their marriage was a tool for committing said deeds
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Thinking about having Aux n Vann have like permanent wedding ring marks post hell. Not willing like the rings are seared into their flesh because their evil deeds were so tied together n a reminder their marriage was a tool for committing said deeds
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I’m a firm believer in headcanoning everyone as switches but I will admit-
I do have a preference for Lucifer topping Vox
I do have a preference for Lucifer topping Vox
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I’m a firm believer in headcanoning everyone as switches but I will admit-
I do have a preference for Lucifer topping Vox
I do have a preference for Lucifer topping Vox
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January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Vann: Oh my god are you crying? Aux!
Aux: *sobbing* You can’t leave me dickhead I own your soul
Vann: Awe this is sweet. It’s okay you’re my best friend too.
Aux: Not the whore?
Vann: No not the whore- his name is Angeldust, sweetie
Aux: I don’t give a shit!
I wanna draw them being stupid more
Aux: *sobbing* You can’t leave me dickhead I own your soul
Vann: Awe this is sweet. It’s okay you’re my best friend too.
Aux: Not the whore?
Vann: No not the whore- his name is Angeldust, sweetie
Aux: I don’t give a shit!
I wanna draw them being stupid more
January 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Vann: Oh my god are you crying? Aux!
Aux: *sobbing* You can’t leave me dickhead I own your soul
Vann: Awe this is sweet. It’s okay you’re my best friend too.
Aux: Not the whore?
Vann: No not the whore- his name is Angeldust, sweetie
Aux: I don’t give a shit!
I wanna draw them being stupid more
Aux: *sobbing* You can’t leave me dickhead I own your soul
Vann: Awe this is sweet. It’s okay you’re my best friend too.
Aux: Not the whore?
Vann: No not the whore- his name is Angeldust, sweetie
Aux: I don’t give a shit!
I wanna draw them being stupid more
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It’s so easy to accidentally over-woobify Box Vox. Baby boy is just so cute and soft. I literally have a note at the top of my draft that says ‘DON’T FORGET Vox is an asshole’ lmao
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
It’s so easy to accidentally over-woobify Box Vox. Baby boy is just so cute and soft. I literally have a note at the top of my draft that says ‘DON’T FORGET Vox is an asshole’ lmao
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Lil baby 🥺 lil thing too sweet too good
Now way she came from Vox-
Now way she came from Vox-
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Lil baby 🥺 lil thing too sweet too good
Now way she came from Vox-
Now way she came from Vox-
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No words just Vox and his two boyfriends that hate the other with every fiber of their being but love Vox very much #Applemedia #Staticapple #Radiostatic
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
No words just Vox and his two boyfriends that hate the other with every fiber of their being but love Vox very much #Applemedia #Staticapple #Radiostatic
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January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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✨Shark nonsense continued ✨
Honestly I think the stamina is all just Vox being too excited about this fucking tail-
No one say a damn thing about anatomy or I’ll blow up hell-
#applemedia #radiostatic #applestatic
Honestly I think the stamina is all just Vox being too excited about this fucking tail-
No one say a damn thing about anatomy or I’ll blow up hell-
#applemedia #radiostatic #applestatic
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
✨Shark nonsense continued ✨
Honestly I think the stamina is all just Vox being too excited about this fucking tail-
No one say a damn thing about anatomy or I’ll blow up hell-
#applemedia #radiostatic #applestatic
Honestly I think the stamina is all just Vox being too excited about this fucking tail-
No one say a damn thing about anatomy or I’ll blow up hell-
#applemedia #radiostatic #applestatic
Vox: would our kid be an herbivore or an carnivore?
Al: ?What kid? And why would it be an herbivore?
Vox: Well... u are a deer...
Al: Vox, i'm literally a cannibal.
Vox: Yeah... but don't u like, feel the urge to eat grass from time to time?
Al: ... *planning a murder cause nobody can know that*
Al: ?What kid? And why would it be an herbivore?
Vox: Well... u are a deer...
Al: Vox, i'm literally a cannibal.
Vox: Yeah... but don't u like, feel the urge to eat grass from time to time?
Al: ... *planning a murder cause nobody can know that*
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Vox: would our kid be an herbivore or an carnivore?
Al: ?What kid? And why would it be an herbivore?
Vox: Well... u are a deer...
Al: Vox, i'm literally a cannibal.
Vox: Yeah... but don't u like, feel the urge to eat grass from time to time?
Al: ... *planning a murder cause nobody can know that*
Al: ?What kid? And why would it be an herbivore?
Vox: Well... u are a deer...
Al: Vox, i'm literally a cannibal.
Vox: Yeah... but don't u like, feel the urge to eat grass from time to time?
Al: ... *planning a murder cause nobody can know that*
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I was thinking about that actually! Vann is pretty notably a coward at times (it’s the initial reason I went with bunny) and I was thinking aux rather than electrocuting him with the other followers she knew he’d be a runner and chose different means of killing him.
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I was thinking about that actually! Vann is pretty notably a coward at times (it’s the initial reason I went with bunny) and I was thinking aux rather than electrocuting him with the other followers she knew he’d be a runner and chose different means of killing him.
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Two kinds of age gap siblings
Aux: I have no interest in building a relationship with literal infants
Vs
Charlie: This is the BEST! We’re gonna everything together!!!
Aux: I have no interest in building a relationship with literal infants
Vs
Charlie: This is the BEST! We’re gonna everything together!!!
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Two kinds of age gap siblings
Aux: I have no interest in building a relationship with literal infants
Vs
Charlie: This is the BEST! We’re gonna everything together!!!
Aux: I have no interest in building a relationship with literal infants
Vs
Charlie: This is the BEST! We’re gonna everything together!!!