World Cup ‘26, here we come 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥰🤩

I’m having a rough week but still managing to look cute. I’d love to hear from you to cheer me up 😍🤒

What’s the vibe today, guys?

Birthday weekend by the sea 🏝️⛱️🏖️

At a time of chaos, here’s a wee hello from London 💙

In these difficult days thank goodness for the Daily Star. Please share this with Trumpy friends

Oh oh, we all know what comes next… the dreaded bath 🛁🤣

Treading the boards in London’s west end 🤩 Jaunty scarf to boot 🥰

BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.

In particular:

"Mangled apricot hellbeast"

"Clueless numpty"

"Weapons-grade plum"

"Toupeed fucktrumpet"

"Witless cocksplat"

US, please vote sensibly 💙