Matt
@mattyfrench.bsky.social
Living on the (UK) Sunshine Coast.
Disillusioned with the state of the world.
Supporting Spurs.
Loving my fam.
Disillusioned with the state of the world.
Supporting Spurs.
Loving my fam.
Is this the scariest fake Bluey and Bingo you've ever seen? 😬
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Is this the scariest fake Bluey and Bingo you've ever seen? 😬
We looked much better when Udogie and Odobert came on.
Frank is being criticised for not starting them, but we don't know if they could play 90 after Tuesday.
I think he'd have started them if he could. Instead, they turned game for us.
Give Frank benefit of the doubt
#COYS
Frank is being criticised for not starting them, but we don't know if they could play 90 after Tuesday.
I think he'd have started them if he could. Instead, they turned game for us.
Give Frank benefit of the doubt
#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We looked much better when Udogie and Odobert came on.
Frank is being criticised for not starting them, but we don't know if they could play 90 after Tuesday.
I think he'd have started them if he could. Instead, they turned game for us.
Give Frank benefit of the doubt
#COYS
Frank is being criticised for not starting them, but we don't know if they could play 90 after Tuesday.
I think he'd have started them if he could. Instead, they turned game for us.
Give Frank benefit of the doubt
#COYS
Spurs can get something from this game. Some decent build up but lacking the quality up top.
Johnson had it in the net but offside. I can see us getting one at least if we just improve that final ball and be more clinical - we're not far off
#COYS
Johnson had it in the net but offside. I can see us getting one at least if we just improve that final ball and be more clinical - we're not far off
#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Spurs can get something from this game. Some decent build up but lacking the quality up top.
Johnson had it in the net but offside. I can see us getting one at least if we just improve that final ball and be more clinical - we're not far off
#COYS
Johnson had it in the net but offside. I can see us getting one at least if we just improve that final ball and be more clinical - we're not far off
#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Richy fluffing the header chance earlier has typified this performance. Lacking quality up front.
RKM needs to get into the game too
#COYS
RKM needs to get into the game too
#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Richy fluffing the header chance earlier has typified this performance. Lacking quality up front.
RKM needs to get into the game too
#COYS
RKM needs to get into the game too
#COYS
Disappointing goal to concede.
Another mistake in the buildup.
Got to stop these stupid, totally preventable errors.
Didn't fear United scoring before we gifted them one.
Still think I've seen enough to think we can come back to win this.
Need to go through Simons more
#COYS
Another mistake in the buildup.
Got to stop these stupid, totally preventable errors.
Didn't fear United scoring before we gifted them one.
Still think I've seen enough to think we can come back to win this.
Need to go through Simons more
#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Disappointing goal to concede.
Another mistake in the buildup.
Got to stop these stupid, totally preventable errors.
Didn't fear United scoring before we gifted them one.
Still think I've seen enough to think we can come back to win this.
Need to go through Simons more
#COYS
Another mistake in the buildup.
Got to stop these stupid, totally preventable errors.
Didn't fear United scoring before we gifted them one.
Still think I've seen enough to think we can come back to win this.
Need to go through Simons more
#COYS
Just turned on TNT Sports' Spurs vs United coverage and they're talking about Max Dowman and that other lot being favourites to win the Champions League?!
They're outside the Spurs stadium with a lot of fans around them.
Am I on the wrong channel?
They're outside the Spurs stadium with a lot of fans around them.
Am I on the wrong channel?
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Just turned on TNT Sports' Spurs vs United coverage and they're talking about Max Dowman and that other lot being favourites to win the Champions League?!
They're outside the Spurs stadium with a lot of fans around them.
Am I on the wrong channel?
They're outside the Spurs stadium with a lot of fans around them.
Am I on the wrong channel?
There was a lot to love about Spurs tonight, including 4 decent goals.
I'm happy for Xavi getting the assist (could have been more) and MOTM. That'll give him confidence.
RKM missed a some chances but it was good to see he wasn't affected as his assist was top.
A result to build on
#COYS
I'm happy for Xavi getting the assist (could have been more) and MOTM. That'll give him confidence.
RKM missed a some chances but it was good to see he wasn't affected as his assist was top.
A result to build on
#COYS
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There was a lot to love about Spurs tonight, including 4 decent goals.
I'm happy for Xavi getting the assist (could have been more) and MOTM. That'll give him confidence.
RKM missed a some chances but it was good to see he wasn't affected as his assist was top.
A result to build on
#COYS
I'm happy for Xavi getting the assist (could have been more) and MOTM. That'll give him confidence.
RKM missed a some chances but it was good to see he wasn't affected as his assist was top.
A result to build on
#COYS
And now Romero sets up Palhinha 😆
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And now Romero sets up Palhinha 😆
Micky 😲🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Gut busting, goal of the season contender!
As good as Sonny and he's a Centre Back! 😆
And it was so good it healed Vic's hamstring 🙌
#COYS
Gut busting, goal of the season contender!
As good as Sonny and he's a Centre Back! 😆
And it was so good it healed Vic's hamstring 🙌
#COYS
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Micky 😲🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Gut busting, goal of the season contender!
As good as Sonny and he's a Centre Back! 😆
And it was so good it healed Vic's hamstring 🙌
#COYS
Gut busting, goal of the season contender!
As good as Sonny and he's a Centre Back! 😆
And it was so good it healed Vic's hamstring 🙌
#COYS
Spurs can't ever have a straightforward game.
Johnson off and Vic down is a massive concern - he's crucial for us!
Having said that, protect him. Get Kinsky on!
Johnson off and Vic down is a massive concern - he's crucial for us!
Having said that, protect him. Get Kinsky on!
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Spurs can't ever have a straightforward game.
Johnson off and Vic down is a massive concern - he's crucial for us!
Having said that, protect him. Get Kinsky on!
Johnson off and Vic down is a massive concern - he's crucial for us!
Having said that, protect him. Get Kinsky on!
Xavi starting to enjoy himself and show what he can do. Great bit of skill on halfway and then beautiful should-have-been second assist of the game on stroke of half-time.
Hope Kolo Muani doesn't lose heart and bags a couple in second half
#COYS
Hope Kolo Muani doesn't lose heart and bags a couple in second half
#COYS
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Xavi starting to enjoy himself and show what he can do. Great bit of skill on halfway and then beautiful should-have-been second assist of the game on stroke of half-time.
Hope Kolo Muani doesn't lose heart and bags a couple in second half
#COYS
Hope Kolo Muani doesn't lose heart and bags a couple in second half
#COYS
I'm happy with the starting line-up, but our bench looks very thin.
So many players who'd make their debut if they come on making up the numbers.
Still, I think having Sarr starting is a huge plus and I reckon thus game is made for Xavi to start performing at his best. He knows CL
#COYS
So many players who'd make their debut if they come on making up the numbers.
Still, I think having Sarr starting is a huge plus and I reckon thus game is made for Xavi to start performing at his best. He knows CL
#COYS
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm happy with the starting line-up, but our bench looks very thin.
So many players who'd make their debut if they come on making up the numbers.
Still, I think having Sarr starting is a huge plus and I reckon thus game is made for Xavi to start performing at his best. He knows CL
#COYS
So many players who'd make their debut if they come on making up the numbers.
Still, I think having Sarr starting is a huge plus and I reckon thus game is made for Xavi to start performing at his best. He knows CL
#COYS
I'm only seeing negativity around Frank. Not surprising after a dire loss to Chels.
But, I can't bear the misery.
We're 5th having not played well at home.
10 league games without key players is a small sample
Spurs need creative players and I hope Sarr and Bergvall get more games soon
#COYS
But, I can't bear the misery.
We're 5th having not played well at home.
10 league games without key players is a small sample
Spurs need creative players and I hope Sarr and Bergvall get more games soon
#COYS
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm only seeing negativity around Frank. Not surprising after a dire loss to Chels.
But, I can't bear the misery.
We're 5th having not played well at home.
10 league games without key players is a small sample
Spurs need creative players and I hope Sarr and Bergvall get more games soon
#COYS
But, I can't bear the misery.
We're 5th having not played well at home.
10 league games without key players is a small sample
Spurs need creative players and I hope Sarr and Bergvall get more games soon
#COYS
The difference between British and American English is amazing. How the same words have different meanings.
British scone = American biscuit
American cookie = British biscuit
British trump = American fart
American Trump = rapist, racist, narcissist, imbecile to everyone
#EpsteinFiles
British scone = American biscuit
American cookie = British biscuit
British trump = American fart
American Trump = rapist, racist, narcissist, imbecile to everyone
#EpsteinFiles
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The difference between British and American English is amazing. How the same words have different meanings.
British scone = American biscuit
American cookie = British biscuit
British trump = American fart
American Trump = rapist, racist, narcissist, imbecile to everyone
#EpsteinFiles
British scone = American biscuit
American cookie = British biscuit
British trump = American fart
American Trump = rapist, racist, narcissist, imbecile to everyone
#EpsteinFiles
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sums up our night when the ref stops our best breakaway all game
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sums up our night when the ref stops our best breakaway all game
Sadly that pass sums up Xavi's tike at Spurs so far.
He's a quality player but heavy passes like that show he's not cracked playing in England, *yet*!
He's a quality player but heavy passes like that show he's not cracked playing in England, *yet*!
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sadly that pass sums up Xavi's tike at Spurs so far.
He's a quality player but heavy passes like that show he's not cracked playing in England, *yet*!
He's a quality player but heavy passes like that show he's not cracked playing in England, *yet*!
Cant see this eleven getting back into this game.
Xavi has been invisible.
Richy totally ineffective.
Not much from Johnson.
Odobert, Tel and Kolo Muani?
Xavi has been invisible.
Richy totally ineffective.
Not much from Johnson.
Odobert, Tel and Kolo Muani?
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Cant see this eleven getting back into this game.
Xavi has been invisible.
Richy totally ineffective.
Not much from Johnson.
Odobert, Tel and Kolo Muani?
Xavi has been invisible.
Richy totally ineffective.
Not much from Johnson.
Odobert, Tel and Kolo Muani?