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Dracula fan [the man, not the movie (but also the movie)]

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Got a dental implant and I have to chew on one side of my mouth for more than two weeks. Crazy how just that small change makes eating completely unenjoyable.
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A.B.I.B.A.S.

All Bey I Blade About Soccer
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Been texting my buddy about beyblade everyday for the past six days.
March 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They tried to stop a demon, I’m back.
March 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People keep talking about “false spring this” and “false spring that.” What’s the matter with you? You immune to hope?
March 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
March 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When I was younger I felt like I was very alt for liking Gengar the best and now I realize it’s a completely normie fave. Still we stan
March 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m about as woke as they come but I do think we got the cart before the horse a little bit by having a pregnant man emoji before we got a “yum” emoji.
March 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Boz Scaggs - Lido Shuffle (No Fade-out Version) - 13:02
March 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Did Don Wenow make your shirt? Cause that is some gay apparel
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Making some fun stickers lately. Let me know if you want some. (I love Little Caesars obviously)
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Go Lions
Essentially, football is back
January 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Good morning
November 20, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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every so often i see the word "ooey" and get mad because it doesn't mean anything. if it meant anything on its own it would mean "gooey" but it doesn't, it's used to modify gooey. nothing is ever ooey salty or ooey crunchy
November 6, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Carved 4 Jack o’lanterns today at lightning speed
October 30, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Getting a little silly
October 18, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Basically a cauldron depot at this point
October 14, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Having this for breakfast and then calmly walking through a wall
September 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM
You: big fan of JOI
Me: big fan of JOL (jack o’lanterns)
September 28, 2023 at 1:19 AM
8 billion people on earth and I can guarantee I’m the only mf that listened to Lair of the Minotaur and then Wings
September 18, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I’ve had four different Mountain Dews today
September 13, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Essentially, football is back
September 12, 2023 at 1:10 PM
If a lady is screaming at her kid in the McDonald’s play place you just KNOW his name is gonna be Noah
September 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Fun project in the works…
September 9, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Oh we gettin spooky now
September 9, 2023 at 1:00 AM