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How they’ve got the nerve to turn up today and put in a performance is absolutely shameless. Couldn’t think of a bigger set of shithouses.
May 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Pep is so very very bald
May 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
😂
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sat in some little place in Bilbao eating my breakfast and still cannot even begin to process last night. Where did that come from? What a club. What a city.
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Awful end to year topped off by getting ill and watching United get bummed tomorrow by the barcodes. Putting a rope up.
December 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
What a depressing day
December 27, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Everywhere?
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Wolverhampton so far - a bloke in a Donald Trump top with “fuck the haters” written across it. Get me home ffs.
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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President Musk knows what's good for you. You may think you know—you may think you have the ability to decide whether or not your current representative is serving you well—but you're wrong. A South African plutocrat with little education actually knows whether your family is being well represented.
December 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Another hot take from last night, seems to be a very clear divide of match going fans/those who don’t attend games when it comes to Rashford. Didn’t see anyone outraged at that banner in the ground but when I’ve got home half the internet is up in arms about it.
December 20, 2024 at 8:22 AM
A four hour drive later and I still can’t figure out how Antony or Bayindir have convinced someone to give them contracts as professional footballers
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Seeing that Garnacho goal live was one of the highlights of last season, even if I did almost strangle Pooball in death in the aftermath. Yes, I’m making this about me.
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
A very Bert steward thought he’d got one up on us yesterday after the winner went in. “Well you’re all definitely getting held back now”, yeah mate, that’s absolutely ruined my day. Silly cunt 😭
December 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
A school shooting at The Abundant Life Christian School. You can’t tell me America isn’t made up.
December 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Just watching Amad’s goal for one hundred and fifteenth time
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Strangely, there’s not a very strong Bert presence in the office this morning. Makes you think.
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 AM
AMADCHESTER
December 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Roof is leaking here 👀
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 PM
This lot are a bunch of Superdry wearing scruffs
December 15, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia:

“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Town is an absolute cluster fuck. The derby, Disney on ice, Christmas shoppers and Paul McCartney all on the same day. Just witnessed a woman looking like she was ready to volley a kid in Mickey Mouse ears.
December 15, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Grey Horse later for straighteners
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 AM