Matty Stratton (historical)
@mattstratton.bsky.social
Matty’s alt for old tweets and stuff
Find my actual account at @matty.wtf
Find my actual account at @matty.wtf
Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS !
Get yours at https://store.lastweekinaws.com/
Proceeds benefit 826 National https://826national.org/
Get yours at https://store.lastweekinaws.com/
Proceeds benefit 826 National https://826national.org/
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS !
Get yours at https://store.lastweekinaws.com/
Proceeds benefit 826 National https://826national.org/
Get yours at https://store.lastweekinaws.com/
Proceeds benefit 826 National https://826national.org/
Note: the fact that my profile says “No, my name’s Clarence” does not mean that’s my name. It simply means that Paul’s Boutique is a banger of a record.
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Note: the fact that my profile says “No, my name’s Clarence” does not mean that’s my name. It simply means that Paul’s Boutique is a banger of a record.
What happens if you take your preworkout but then don’t do the workout
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 AM
What happens if you take your preworkout but then don’t do the workout
Hiring advice:
Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates
Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Hiring advice:
Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates
Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Welcome to my home gym/home improvement supply
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Welcome to my home gym/home improvement supply
So many deadlifts today
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
So many deadlifts today
I’m going to start streaming my work as I get myself going looking for my next opportunity… give me a follow on Twitch to tune in! https://twitch.tv/themattstratton/
Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!
Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!
Twitch
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November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I’m going to start streaming my work as I get myself going looking for my next opportunity… give me a follow on Twitch to tune in! https://twitch.tv/themattstratton/
Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!
Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!
Workout done! 💪
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Workout done! 💪
It bothered me in my very soul to load these plates this way but I also didn’t want to take everything off to add the additional 5# for just one set 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
It bothered me in my very soul to load these plates this way but I also didn’t want to take everything off to add the additional 5# for just one set 😂
Time for The Jesus and Mary Chain and Psychedelic Furs!
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Time for The Jesus and Mary Chain and Psychedelic Furs!
Hello. It was deadlift day.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Hello. It was deadlift day.
Watched the first episode of Kaos. This show is rad.
So of course I read that it’s not been renewed.
*cries in Firefly fan*
So of course I read that it’s not been renewed.
*cries in Firefly fan*
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Watched the first episode of Kaos. This show is rad.
So of course I read that it’s not been renewed.
*cries in Firefly fan*
So of course I read that it’s not been renewed.
*cries in Firefly fan*
I stg i feel like I’m running a flop house for three teenagers
And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides
And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I stg i feel like I’m running a flop house for three teenagers
And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides
And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides
Just saw a job posting for a developer advocate at a startup with “MS or PhD in computer science”
Have fun with that.
Have fun with that.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Just saw a job posting for a developer advocate at a startup with “MS or PhD in computer science”
Have fun with that.
Have fun with that.
Can we all just agree that all computers are terrible and move on?
We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.
We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Can we all just agree that all computers are terrible and move on?
We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.
We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.
Bench day!
(Cody is helping)
(Cody is helping)
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Bench day!
(Cody is helping)
(Cody is helping)
Thank you so much to everyone who has reached out to me with support and concern since my announcement. I really appreciate all of you, even if all I can muster is a 💜 reply (mostly because I’m overwhelmed, but also because I’m getting my thoughts together!)
Thank you all 🥰
Thank you all 🥰
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Thank you so much to everyone who has reached out to me with support and concern since my announcement. I really appreciate all of you, even if all I can muster is a 💜 reply (mostly because I’m overwhelmed, but also because I’m getting my thoughts together!)
Thank you all 🥰
Thank you all 🥰
You know how they made “Garfield Without Garfield”?
Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?
Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
You know how they made “Garfield Without Garfield”?
Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?
Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?
And…now my car won’t start. So getting it towed to the service department. Awesome.
$$$$
$$$$
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
And…now my car won’t start. So getting it towed to the service department. Awesome.
$$$$
$$$$
Sad to share that as of today, I have been laid off & will be leaving my great team at Aiven. It's been a privilege to lead that group & I'll miss them all.
I am actively looking for my next role! I'll share more next week after a think about what I want to do next.
I am actively looking for my next role! I'll share more next week after a think about what I want to do next.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Sad to share that as of today, I have been laid off & will be leaving my great team at Aiven. It's been a privilege to lead that group & I'll miss them all.
I am actively looking for my next role! I'll share more next week after a think about what I want to do next.
I am actively looking for my next role! I'll share more next week after a think about what I want to do next.
Moved some heavy circles today to try to ward off anxiety and stress.
It sorta worked.
It sorta worked.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Moved some heavy circles today to try to ward off anxiety and stress.
It sorta worked.
It sorta worked.
I… I just can’t.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I… I just can’t.
