Matty Stratton (historical)
mattstratton.bsky.social
Matty Stratton (historical)
@mattstratton.bsky.social
Matty’s alt for old tweets and stuff
Find my actual account at @matty.wtf
See?
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Cody the spotter

(Don’t worry - he’s shorter than the safeties)

(Also my form is sloppy here sorry)
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
The most unhinged sentence I’ve read today:
“Pasteurization is actual malicious sorcery”
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 AM