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Matt
@mattslayne.bsky.social
mostly anxiety, PNW native, Florida State Seminole
What a freaking photo. Let’s Go USA
February 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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put it in the Louvre
February 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response
The executive jet that DHS says it needs has a “bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar ..”

@nbcnews.com
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February 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!
February 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
February 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
February 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Encore

Jack Straw
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Michael Jordan’s race team just won the Daytona 500. Tyler Reddick in the 45
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Speed skating is amazingly stressful.
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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TIL the Seattle Seahawks logo is not only inspired by PNW indigenous art but is probably based on a specific Kwakwaka'wakw eagle mask
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Crooked Beak (1994)
Beau Dick
Frye Art Museum, Seattle, Washington
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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(CNN) - The United States has fallen to its worst-ever position in a leading global index that measures perception of corruption in the public sector among independent experts and businesspeople.

@cnn.com
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February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Posting a photo of Rod Carew every day until ICE is out of Minneapolis (and St Paul). #Twins

#Minnesota
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Alpine skiing is mesmerizing. Going 80mph on skis is crazy! Love it
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
As a lifelong fan and WA native, I can’t believe it. 🏆🏆 Go Seahawks!
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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THEY DID IT!!

I’m so excited to share I’ll be publishing my first book, commemorating this Seahawks Super Bowl season

Pre-orders are open!

triumphbooks.com/WeDidNotCare
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Sam Darnold welcome to Seattle!
March 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cotton candy, Sweet-N-Low, let me see that Super Bowl. #GoHawks
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Let’s Go Seahawks! 🙏
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM