Matt
@mattslayne.bsky.social
mostly anxiety, PNW native, Florida State Seminole
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Hydrangea lacecap acid trip.
#blueskymonday #photography #bloomscrolling #flowers #hydrangea #eastcoastkin
#blueskymonday #photography #bloomscrolling #flowers #hydrangea #eastcoastkin
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Hydrangea lacecap acid trip.
#blueskymonday #photography #bloomscrolling #flowers #hydrangea #eastcoastkin
#blueskymonday #photography #bloomscrolling #flowers #hydrangea #eastcoastkin
That was the most Seahawks ass Steelers game ever. I can’t sleep now.
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
That was the most Seahawks ass Steelers game ever. I can’t sleep now.
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You can’t stop the Cardiac Bears!
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You can’t stop the Cardiac Bears!
Nobody waits until the 4th quarter to turn it up a notch like the Bears. Game On.
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Nobody waits until the 4th quarter to turn it up a notch like the Bears. Game On.
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it’s truly perfect that
1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams
2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top
1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams
2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
it’s truly perfect that
1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams
2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top
1) the NFC South finished with a three-way tie of 8-9 teams
2) the team on a two-game losing streak wound up on top
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That's a Coach of the Year performance.
Mike MacDonald won 14 games vs. tough schedule. His defense is No. 1 and so well schemed.
Preseason expectations (in expected wins) was same as Chicago, NE.
Checks every box!
Mike MacDonald won 14 games vs. tough schedule. His defense is No. 1 and so well schemed.
Preseason expectations (in expected wins) was same as Chicago, NE.
Checks every box!
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
That's a Coach of the Year performance.
Mike MacDonald won 14 games vs. tough schedule. His defense is No. 1 and so well schemed.
Preseason expectations (in expected wins) was same as Chicago, NE.
Checks every box!
Mike MacDonald won 14 games vs. tough schedule. His defense is No. 1 and so well schemed.
Preseason expectations (in expected wins) was same as Chicago, NE.
Checks every box!
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To adventure!
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
To adventure!
I love this Seattle Seahawks defense.
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I love this Seattle Seahawks defense.
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Probably notable that the Niners (very injured) defense is 32nd in success rate vs the run 😬
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Probably notable that the Niners (very injured) defense is 32nd in success rate vs the run 😬
What Indiana is doing to college football really does give me hope that truly, anything is possible in sports.
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What Indiana is doing to college football really does give me hope that truly, anything is possible in sports.
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don’t mock Alabama culture please
Is Alabama seriously playing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
don’t mock Alabama culture please
Finebaum should go live on the SEC Network and take calls right now.
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Finebaum should go live on the SEC Network and take calls right now.
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incredibly honorable performance from the texas tech defense
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
incredibly honorable performance from the texas tech defense
Flooding at the Rose Bowl sucks. What about the sunset? We were promised a Pasadena sunset to make us feel good about a new year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Flooding at the Rose Bowl sucks. What about the sunset? We were promised a Pasadena sunset to make us feel good about a new year.
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If I had a Quarterback and he were to say, get injured next year, I would tank for Jeremiah Smith. 4 is WR1 dynamite
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If I had a Quarterback and he were to say, get injured next year, I would tank for Jeremiah Smith. 4 is WR1 dynamite
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SET ONE: Chalk Dust Torture
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
SET ONE: Chalk Dust Torture