Matt_Oslo
@mattoslo.bsky.social
RV for when Twitter sinks. Was known there as matt_oslo@OsloMatt
And Oslo isn't my name, it's my designation
And Oslo isn't my name, it's my designation
According to Wikipedia it's either Andy McClusky, Sam Quek, James Bond or Theresa May's binman.
But I remember @stepurse.bsky.social so that will have to do...
But I remember @stepurse.bsky.social so that will have to do...
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
According to Wikipedia it's either Andy McClusky, Sam Quek, James Bond or Theresa May's binman.
But I remember @stepurse.bsky.social so that will have to do...
But I remember @stepurse.bsky.social so that will have to do...
👍 I like that idea 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 AM
👍 I like that idea 🤣
Orange Club biscuits???
Nah, Mint.
Not chocolate anymore though🫤
Nah, Mint.
Not chocolate anymore though🫤
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Orange Club biscuits???
Nah, Mint.
Not chocolate anymore though🫤
Nah, Mint.
Not chocolate anymore though🫤
I'm rather of the opinion that one should stop being called "Sir" when removed from the British tax system.
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm rather of the opinion that one should stop being called "Sir" when removed from the British tax system.
Reminds me of the Blue Circle radar on the F3 Tornado
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Reminds me of the Blue Circle radar on the F3 Tornado
AI satellites won't work with current technology.
His rockets blow up because they can't carry the payload.
Can't we just stop this stupidity?
He's just taking the handouts and the tax breaks and the pee
His rockets blow up because they can't carry the payload.
Can't we just stop this stupidity?
He's just taking the handouts and the tax breaks and the pee
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
AI satellites won't work with current technology.
His rockets blow up because they can't carry the payload.
Can't we just stop this stupidity?
He's just taking the handouts and the tax breaks and the pee
His rockets blow up because they can't carry the payload.
Can't we just stop this stupidity?
He's just taking the handouts and the tax breaks and the pee
Do the same to Farage.
I unfollowed Sam and a few others in media this week.
I'm sick of it.
It's insulting.
I unfollowed Sam and a few others in media this week.
I'm sick of it.
It's insulting.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Do the same to Farage.
I unfollowed Sam and a few others in media this week.
I'm sick of it.
It's insulting.
I unfollowed Sam and a few others in media this week.
I'm sick of it.
It's insulting.
I've deffo missed some.
I know people I follow are posting, just not seeing them
I know people I follow are posting, just not seeing them
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I've deffo missed some.
I know people I follow are posting, just not seeing them
I know people I follow are posting, just not seeing them
The destabilising effect of populism, the internet and foreign influence.
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
The destabilising effect of populism, the internet and foreign influence.
Mass starvation or Socialism.
Hmmm. Tricky one.
I don't think they're the caring Socialist sort of people
Hmmm. Tricky one.
I don't think they're the caring Socialist sort of people
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Mass starvation or Socialism.
Hmmm. Tricky one.
I don't think they're the caring Socialist sort of people
Hmmm. Tricky one.
I don't think they're the caring Socialist sort of people
Cape Town to Heathrow via J'Berg
Cramped and miserable but with interesting thunder and lightening while refueling on the ground.
Cramped and miserable but with interesting thunder and lightening while refueling on the ground.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Cape Town to Heathrow via J'Berg
Cramped and miserable but with interesting thunder and lightening while refueling on the ground.
Cramped and miserable but with interesting thunder and lightening while refueling on the ground.
Clothed then?
Sorry, I know what you meant, I just couldn't resist. Please forgive me!
Sorry, I know what you meant, I just couldn't resist. Please forgive me!
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Clothed then?
Sorry, I know what you meant, I just couldn't resist. Please forgive me!
Sorry, I know what you meant, I just couldn't resist. Please forgive me!
Doesn't even need to be a whole bridge, half a bridge would do.
Perhaps he'd like to be the first person to be driven over it?
Perhaps he'd like to be the first person to be driven over it?
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Doesn't even need to be a whole bridge, half a bridge would do.
Perhaps he'd like to be the first person to be driven over it?
Perhaps he'd like to be the first person to be driven over it?
Nice bridge, shame if something were to happen to it vibes.
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Nice bridge, shame if something were to happen to it vibes.
People complaining on the BBC about the sound of the drones replacing cow bells on the ski courses.
Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war.
Screamers
I prefer cow bells
Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war.
Screamers
I prefer cow bells
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
People complaining on the BBC about the sound of the drones replacing cow bells on the ski courses.
Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war.
Screamers
I prefer cow bells
Remember, that's also now the same sound as modern war.
Screamers
I prefer cow bells
Friend, he is usually the source. And he's being helpful and polite.
Later, he'll weep into a pint of beer named after him and despair at the unending need to whack-a-mole bad advice on the internet.
Later, he'll weep into a pint of beer named after him and despair at the unending need to whack-a-mole bad advice on the internet.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Friend, he is usually the source. And he's being helpful and polite.
Later, he'll weep into a pint of beer named after him and despair at the unending need to whack-a-mole bad advice on the internet.
Later, he'll weep into a pint of beer named after him and despair at the unending need to whack-a-mole bad advice on the internet.
Eh? Why?
She's earned her place.
She's earned her place.
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Eh? Why?
She's earned her place.
She's earned her place.
Fairly sure he paid for a company that made him one though
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Fairly sure he paid for a company that made him one though
I wish they'd softly and silently vanish away
February 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I wish they'd softly and silently vanish away
Draining the swamp, Florida style
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Draining the swamp, Florida style
I could think of a few that are currently operating against their country's interests...
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I could think of a few that are currently operating against their country's interests...
That's just utterly wrong. He's a leach.
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That's just utterly wrong. He's a leach.
No such thing as bad publicity it seems.
They still wanted the product.
They still wanted the product.
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
No such thing as bad publicity it seems.
They still wanted the product.
They still wanted the product.
That's not a feature I'd want in my car and I'm a man.
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
That's not a feature I'd want in my car and I'm a man.