@mattmorgan.bsky.social
I just…it’s a sad day.
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I just…it’s a sad day.
I’m already exhausted by another bad faith Internet play by play analysis of someone’s death. It shouldn’t have happened. This is all so senseless. What I wouldn’t give to go back to the boredom of the Biden presidency.
January 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m already exhausted by another bad faith Internet play by play analysis of someone’s death. It shouldn’t have happened. This is all so senseless. What I wouldn’t give to go back to the boredom of the Biden presidency.
Bills should call their offense the Shake and Bake
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Bills should call their offense the Shake and Bake
Once again wrestling comes through with the perfect analogy for Trump and the Nobel Prize.
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Once again wrestling comes through with the perfect analogy for Trump and the Nobel Prize.
Well looky here, 1,400 of the most terrible things happening right here on my telephone. Goodnight.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Well looky here, 1,400 of the most terrible things happening right here on my telephone. Goodnight.
I’ve noticed lately that people love sending reels to each other but struggle watching the ones they get sent. It’s clear we all want some kind of communal watching experience but we’re not getting it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I’ve noticed lately that people love sending reels to each other but struggle watching the ones they get sent. It’s clear we all want some kind of communal watching experience but we’re not getting it.
“Hello Kitty” but said like “Hello, McFly!” from BTTF. Is that a thing?
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“Hello Kitty” but said like “Hello, McFly!” from BTTF. Is that a thing?
We lose TK Carter at 69 but other folks just keep hanging around.
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
We lose TK Carter at 69 but other folks just keep hanging around.
Well, Trump finally shot someone in the middle of the street and half the country is okay with it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Well, Trump finally shot someone in the middle of the street and half the country is okay with it.
Today feels like a meaningful day on the timeline to wherever we’re headed.
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Today feels like a meaningful day on the timeline to wherever we’re headed.
My prediction for 2026 is Trump puts himself on Mt. Rushmore. The one upside is it will forever change the Mt. Rushmore exercise of picking the top four of a genre in a very fun way. Now we’ll pick our top four and one ridiculous fraud, which is a more interesting game.
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My prediction for 2026 is Trump puts himself on Mt. Rushmore. The one upside is it will forever change the Mt. Rushmore exercise of picking the top four of a genre in a very fun way. Now we’ll pick our top four and one ridiculous fraud, which is a more interesting game.
The most woke I get is getting deeply uncomfortable when Buddy the Elf is calling Peter Dinklage an elf over and over.
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The most woke I get is getting deeply uncomfortable when Buddy the Elf is calling Peter Dinklage an elf over and over.
We need a schaudenfreude style word for when a business owner is really rude to you and then you check the reviews and everyone is like “oh yeah that specific guy is an asshole.”
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We need a schaudenfreude style word for when a business owner is really rude to you and then you check the reviews and everyone is like “oh yeah that specific guy is an asshole.”
I need an Elf sequel starring Amy Sedaris’s character who is declawing her friend’s eight kittens for no charge.
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I need an Elf sequel starring Amy Sedaris’s character who is declawing her friend’s eight kittens for no charge.
What’s a technology that the world “evolved past” that you thought was actually better? Here’s mine.
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What’s a technology that the world “evolved past” that you thought was actually better? Here’s mine.
I actually saw Jingle All the Way in the theatre. So, I'm a little more cultured than most people.
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I actually saw Jingle All the Way in the theatre. So, I'm a little more cultured than most people.
I always thought my ability to convincingly do the “Credit card? You got it” from Home Alone 2 would come more in handy as an adult.
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I always thought my ability to convincingly do the “Credit card? You got it” from Home Alone 2 would come more in handy as an adult.
Marv and Harry robbed that whole neighborhood blind but couldn’t let Kevin go and got caught. That’s hubris for you. And bloodlust.
two men in a car with the words crow bars up in yellow
ALT: two men in a car with the words crow bars up in yellow
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December 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Marv and Harry robbed that whole neighborhood blind but couldn’t let Kevin go and got caught. That’s hubris for you. And bloodlust.
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social erroneously swapped out ground beef for black olives on my pizza and I can’t tell you how deflating that is. There’s nothing more “not ground beef” than black olives.
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social erroneously swapped out ground beef for black olives on my pizza and I can’t tell you how deflating that is. There’s nothing more “not ground beef” than black olives.
Has there ever been a less convincing movie couple than Scott Calvin and his ex-wife? I could never imagine them getting married, even if only to get divorced.
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Has there ever been a less convincing movie couple than Scott Calvin and his ex-wife? I could never imagine them getting married, even if only to get divorced.
Has there ever been a person less convincing than Joyce Byers in the Russian uniform?
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Has there ever been a person less convincing than Joyce Byers in the Russian uniform?
Wait Yukon Cornelius had a gun!?!
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Wait Yukon Cornelius had a gun!?!
For Halloween next year I’m going as Scott Calvin in a jacket, boxers, and boots.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
For Halloween next year I’m going as Scott Calvin in a jacket, boxers, and boots.
Have we had the Republican talking head defense of Ebenezer Scrooge yet?
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Have we had the Republican talking head defense of Ebenezer Scrooge yet?
Come in and know me better man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Come in and know me better man.